第1章
hanfengkuangjuan，qiuyurudao！
luyuanshi，beijiao，yizuogudufenyingqian。
“ba，ma，haierbuxiao，wunianle，zhongyulaikanerlaole。”
yibachenwensurandeheiyusanxia，nianqingrenyixibaiyi，tingbarusong，mianchensishui。
wosandeyoushoudamuzhishang，yimeicuicandezhihuan，zaihunchendeqiuyuzhong，yiyishenghui。
wanrushenshengzhanfangdeguanghui，qulirenjiandeyinyi。
nianqingrenshenhou，shushimingrongzhuangnanren，suranzhanli。
zheixierenjianshang，xiongqian，guamanxiangzhengrongyudexunzhang。tamenzhong，renheyigerenzouchuqu，doushirangshenzhoudadizhandoudedarenwu！
erjin，queziganluoyunianqingrenshenhou，yongchongbaijingweidemuguang，kanzheqianfangdenianqingren，kanzhetashoushangdeneimeixiangzhengwushangweiyandezhihuan。
战神龙戒！
xiangzhengshenzhoudadi，wushangquanbingdetuteng！
congchuchenshiwusuichuxianzaizhanchangdeneiyike，jiulaolaozhagenzaitadeyoushoudamuzhishang，zhengzhengshinian！
zheishinian，shenzhoudadicongfengyupiaoyaodaotianxiadading。
jingcaijueyanshita！qianjunpiyishita！suoxiangwudiyishita！
yixibaiyi，queyongwushuwaididexianxue，ranhongleshenzhoujiangshan。
mingshidajiangmozilao，qianjunwanmabibaipao！
yushijianda，rutianhedaoguan。
“zunzhu，ninyizhanleyigexiaoshile，younushangxinpi，nin......”
chuchenshenhou，yimingshencaikuiwudezhongnianrongzhuangnanzi，gongjingquandao。
chuchenyoushouqingyang，zhizhilerongzhuangnanzidequangao。
“woyishenxuerou，jiezifumu。wunianqian，woshenfuzhongdan，fumulinanweigui，yicheng.renshengzuidahanshi。jinriguilai，jidianfumu，youhexilinyidianyu？”
yanba，chuchenyanlishanguoyisitongchu。
tarongmajiangshan，zonghengbaihe，shadesiyichenfu，fanbangfushou，huiguotoulai，quefaxianzijifumuyilinandangshi。
beifenyuyayi，bichensudeqiufengqiuyu，gengjianonghou。
“azhan，worangnidiaochadeliangjianshiqing，ruhele？”
zhongnianrongzhuangnanziazhangonggongjingjingdegongshendao。
“huizunzhu，laofurenhelaoye，siyuyichangchehuo。zhaoshizhe，shiluyuanshibendiyimingquanguierdai，majiazidi，matao。
neitianmataojiujianixing，zhuangshanglelaofurenyulaoye，laoyedangchangsiwang，laofurensongdaoyiyuanmeiduojiu，ye......yezoule。”
tingdao‘siwang’erzi，chuchenyanlishajibixian，nongliedehanyibiqiufenggengjiacirengusui！
azhanyeshibaizhanzhijiang，haocheng‘xiuluo’，queyebeichuchensanfadehanyiyushaqi**delenghanzhimao。
“继续说。”
“shi！houlai，yinweilaofurenhelaoyemeiyouzhixiqinshuchumian，mataoyefadongletazailuyuanshidequanguiguanxi，jiangzheijianshijipinglexialai，zicibulelezhi，meiyourenzaitiqiguozheichangchehuo，mataohetashenhoudemajia，yexiaoyaofawai。”
唰......
gengweikuangbaodeshayi，xuantianerqi！
“xiaoyaofawai？hehehe......”
chuchenlengxiao，yanlidebaonveyushaji，huzhiyuchu。
chuchenshenhoushushiren，quanshijinruohanchan，maogusongran！
baipaozhanshennule！zheishaqi，naishiqianjunwanmadexianxuejiaoguanercheng！
ruoshizheifuchangjing，weineixiebianchuidijiangkandao，bidinggaoguamianzhanpai，guisuoqilai，sesefadou。
“shengjingchujia，meiyouchumianma？wofuqinzaishiqizi，yesuanchujiayiyuande。”
“没有。”
azhanqiangrenxinlidejingju，jiangshiqingshuoqingchu。
“第二件事呢？”
chuchenqiangxingyayizheneixinfentianzhuhaibandeshayi，wendao。
“huizunzhu，zailaoyehelaofurenlinanzhihou，meiyourenherenfasheng。zuihoutierlaoshoushide，naishibenshiyigexiaojiazusujiadenvzi，mingjiaosuyingyue，zhishi，tadeshenfenyoudianqiguai......”
shuodaozheili，azhandeyanshenbiandeyouxieguguai。
“如何奇怪？”
“neigezhaoshizhematao，tongguogezhongyunzuo，yusujiajiaoshe，biposuyingyueyuqidingxiahunyue，bingqie，sujiahaitongyile。zhunbeizerijuxingdinghunyishi。”
呼......
zichuchenshenzhou，juanqiyiquanxilidejingfeng。
fangfoyizhiwuxingdedashou，jiangyanqianrulianrumudeyushui，shengshengsi.lie！
“wofumuxuezhaiweihai，tajinggandingxiahunyue？haishiqiangbiwofumudaenzhiren？danse，buqiana。”
azhanbeichuchenqishisuopo，hedexinjingdanzhan，lianseweibai。
“zheidengxiaorenwu，yannengfanchufenglang，zhixuzunzhuyijuhua，majiaqingkezhijian，biankefumie。”
ruoshizheijuhuarangluyuanshineixiequanguitingdao，gujihuixiaodiaodaya。
majiazailuyuanshigenjishenhou，diyunbusu，shenmerendangankuaxiahaikou，yijuhuajiufumiemajia？
shishi，jiuzaiazhanhuayingangluozhiji。
哗啦啦......
shuliangheisedebenchiche，pokaiyumu，wangfenmuzheibianjichierlai。
lingtouxiachede，shiyimingnianqingnanren，liansefabai，bufaxufu，yikanjiushizongyuguodu。
nanrenxiachehou，daqisan，zhizheyuanchuduishenbianrendao：“qianmianjiushisuyingyueshuodetaneigeshenmeyangayidemuma？ranglaozilaijitayangayidaogeqiancaidinghun，zhencaodan！
laozitangtangluyuanshimajiadedizhangzi，jiyigesiguidaoqian，zuomeng！zou，barendoujilaozidaishang，yihuierbaneifenjilaozichanle！wokansuyingyuehaizenmerangwodaoqian。”
“是！”
mataoyishenglingxia，shenhoushiduogerennazhegongju，qishixiongxiongpaodaolefenqian。
zhuanguoshuzhuangdezhegai，mataobeiyanqiandejingxiangjingdaile。
“woqu，zheishizaiganma？paixia？”
tademianqian，shushigerongzhuangnanzi，zhanzaichuchenshenhou，ruyikeketingbadecangsong，rangmataochileyijing。
azhanyekandaolemataodailaideren，yadisangyinduichuchendao：“zunzhu，zheigerenjiushimatao！meixiangdaotayelaile。”
chuchenweiweihanshou，taqishiyijingzhidaole，jiuzaimataoxiachehou，suoshuodemeiyijuhua，douluorulechuchendeerduozhong。
chuchendeshayi，yibukeyizhidemanyanzizhang。
mataokanqilaigenbenmeibayanqiandechuchenzheixierenfangzaiyanli。
“nimen，doujiwogunkai，yaopaixiyihuierzaipai。laoziyaobazheifenlidesiguinvrenjichanle，ganzuailaozigensudameirendinghun，sileyeburangtaanning！”
shuoba，mataoyihuishou，tadeneixieshouxia，yigegetizhegongju，jiuchongleshanglai。
死鬼女人？铲坟？
chuchenyanlideshajimoranyilian，bianchenglezuishenchendelengmo。
chuchenfennudaolejizhi，jiushishen.rugusuideyinhan。
bakaizhengyaohechimataodeazhan，chuchenbaipaoyizhan，renyijinglaidaolemataomianqian。
“fenlideren，shinizhuangside？suyingyuerangnilaidaoqiancaidinghun？”
mataomianduichuchenzhiwendeyuqi，touyiang，bikonglipenchuyinjie。
“eyo，zhidaodehaibushao？najiayanyigongside？bupagaosuni，jiushilaozizhuangside。xiangranglaozijiyigesiguidaoqian？xiaosirenle！”
“不用道歉了。”
chuchensenrankaikou，binglengdaolejidian。
mataoangzhetou，xiaochushenglai：“hahaha......niyezhidao，wodangranbuhui......”
唰！
yizhidashou，rutianfayiban，xiewushangweili，padekouzailemataodebozishang。
beiliyizhan，mataoyibeichuchengangtiezhujiubandeshoubei，gaogaojuqi。
tabeizheituruqilaidebiangujingdaile，zhixideganjuecirunaosui，rangtashuangmubaotu，shuangtuifenlizhengzha，yanlichongmanlejingjuyubujie。
“daoqianyouyongdehua，naxianxuelaiganshenme？”
轰隆！
chuchenruzhuazheyituozhurou，henhenjiangmataobaokouzailezijifumudemubeishang。