第1章撞上美人
yunhuajiudian，haohuazongtongtaofangli。
liangrenqinqinwowo，rurelianzhongdelianren。
dandouzaicijiduozaijuzilideyansuoqi。
cike，tacaizhenzhengdexiangxinzhengpainanyouguzhoupituile，pituiduixianghaishijijianggentajintongyigejuzudenvyanyuan，baiyouran！
nazheshoujipaishezhengjudeshoudouzaidou。
“shei？”baiyouranchajuedaoyiyang。
yansuoqijiushitaizhenjingtaijidongcainongchudongjing。
“zhou，neirenhaoxiangzaiyijuli！”
yijingbeifaxianle，suoxing，yansuoqiyaoya，mengdicongyijulitiaochulai。
guzhoudeshouhaizaibaiyourandeyaoshanglaibujisongkai，yilianzhenjingdidingzheyansuoqi，“nizenmezaizheili？”
yansuoqiliansebingleng，muguangzailiangrenshenshangzuoyouyisao，guzhouliansezhenjing，baiyourantongyangzhenjing。
yansuoqichunyigou，yangleyangshoujipaidaodezhengju：“guzhou，zhunbeijinigunainaiwosongqianba！”
yansuoqishituyuyulegongsideyiren，yizhibuwenbuhuo，youyuyanzhinengda，gongsibuxiangfangqitazheigehaomiaozi，xiangdaogepenghongtadebanfajiushilaxipi，chaozuolianqing。
guzhouyeshiyanyuan，zhangdenaiyoukeai，danrenqigentachujingxiangtong，liangjiajingjirenyilianxi，yipaijiheqianleheyuelianrenhetong。
heyueqijian，guzhoukuangzhuiyansuoqi，liangrenjiuzaiyiqile，erjintian，jiushiliangrenlianaiyizhounianjinianri。
yansuoqihuanxiangguzhouhuisongshenmeliwu，danjueduimeixiangdaoshiyidinglvyouyoudemaozi。
ganpitui，laoniangzhengsini！
guzhoufanyinggouxunsu，weiyuejinbufeia，talimachaoyansuoqichongqu：“bushinixiangdeneiyangde！tingwojieshi！zheishiwuhui！”
manzuimijiandenanrenguoranbushihaodongxi，fanranxingwudeyansuoqicaijuedeyiqianzijishigeshazi，beiguzhoushuadetuantuanzhuan！
nanrentuizhangsudukuai，jiusuanfanyingmanlebanpai，juranyekuaizhuishanglai，zhichawuliubudejuli。
yaoleyaoya，yansuoqijiakuailejiaobu。
tianwujuerenzhilu，takandaoqianfangdemenxuyanzhe，limashanshenchongguoqu，shunleibujiyanerdesuduguanshang！
guzhoudizhouyisheng，ranhouzamen，yuqiyoubianle：“xiaoqi，kuaichulai，niwuhuiwole。”
yansuoqibeidizhemen，huanhuandishunqi，yikebutingdejiangshipinchucundaoyunduan，tongshifajizijidejingjiren，gaodinghouzuijiaofuxianyimolengkudexiao。
beipianlezheimejiu，zongdetaodianlixi。
weiyuejinjueduiyaogaodaoshou！
menkoudeguzhougujijile，shenzhihuabeidongweizhudong，fanyaoyikoushuotapitui。
“zheishisheidefangjian，nishibushiyouqitananrenle？”
yansuoqiyiting，qidetuxue。
yiguanshoujigangyaolakaimenchuquduizhi，yidaodichendetouzhelengmodeshengyinconglijianxilai：“nishishei？”
zhiyousangezi，siqiaojizaixinjian。
yansuoqihelehaodayitiao，dankandaorenzhihou，tayimiaohuixue！
tian，zaiyulequanjianguojunnanjingnvwushudeyansuoqi，jiumeiyoujianguozheimeshuaidenanren。
xiuzhangdeyupaobaoguotajigaodeshencai，buyuanbujindejuli，nengganzhitalengguijinaodeqizhi，henxiangzhongshijideguizu。
wuguansijingxinmiaohuidemeirentu，yibiyihuawanmeidejingren。
biliangruwaiguorenbantingba，shideyanwojiweideshensui，yincixiazhangdeyanjinghaokandelingrenmuxuan，zuijuedeyanweidexiantiaoruhuabiqingqingwangshangyigou，sizuifeizui，daizheyanwumenglongbandeshiyi。
zheijuranshiyigenanrendeyanjing，fenmingjiushimeirenma！
danshimeizemei，keyichufengmoudelengyi，sushuozheishuangyanjingdezhurencikedexinqing，feichangdebuyue！
什么偶像剧剧情？！