“shifanghuzhao!fanghuzhaoyouwenti!”
zaiyishengzheneryulongdejuxiangzhong,
qintiandesixushunjianchuanyuehuiqianshidezheigeshike。
neishi,tazhengbeiyasongzhidalao,tujingfanghuta,
zhenghaomudulefanghutadesunhui。
ranhoujiukandaohenduozhanjihejiniangcongfanghuzhaoposundequekouzhongyuguanerru。
houlai,yeshizaigongchanglideshihou,tatingdaogongyoumenzaitanlunzheijianshi。
shuoshiyouneijianyudibaquneiwaigoujieduidijiuqufadongletuxi,
zheiyizhan,dijiuqulunxian,congcilongguo56gequbianchengle55ge。
“qintian,nidaodixiangganshenme?shisheijinidedanzizaizheiliweiyansongting?”
jiboxiaonumuershi,duiqintiandebumanyiyuyanbiao。
zheigeqintian,xianranbutongyuneixieanyuchenmodeputongpingmin,tasihuhenxiangyaojizijizhizaomafan。
“gangcaideshengyinnimenmeitingdaome?neijiushifanghuzhaosunhuideshengyina!fanghuzhaobeisunhui,zhulijiniangzaiwaimianchurenwu,ruguozheishihouyoudirenruqindehuajiuzaolea!”
qishijiupingshangyishi,dijiuquxiangjiboxiaozheixierendesuozuosuowei,
qintiangenbenjiubuzaihudijiuquhaishidibaqu,fanzhengduiyutamenzheixiepingminlaishuo,
buguoshihuanleyiborenlaiyazha,huantangbuhuanyao。
可是,
tacaigangnadaozhihuiguanzige,haiyouhenduoshidengzhetaquzuoni,erqietahaimeinadaotiexuebingzhiliaojini!
可惜的是,
chulexiaopang,meirenbaqintiandehuadanghuishi。
“qintian,nizheimeyishuo,woyeganjuegangcaideshengyinhaoxiangshifanghuzhaoposuideshengyinai!”
xiaopangnaolenaonaodai,yanjingchaozhefanghutadefangxiangzhangwangguoqu。
“shenmediren!qintiannijiwobizui,zhenggelongguoyijingjishinianmeiyouzhanzhengle,nalihaiyoushenmediren!”
jiboxiaomeihaoqidenuduidao。
“wobuzhidaonixiaozidashenmesuanpan,danshiwogaosuni,zhiyaoyouwojiboxiaozai,nibiexiangreshi!
jiusuannitongguolezhihuiguandekaoheyouzenmeyang?yaonongni,woyoudeshibanfa。”
tadehuayoujiazhonglejifen。
zaitakanlai,zheigeqintianjiushiyinweizijiguyizheipishaoluyongleyigejiniang,rangtaluodanernaoshi。
自己才不会上当呢!
“jilaoshi,ningkexinqiyou,paiyiduirenmaquchakanyixiafanghuzhaobujiuzhidaole!”
qintianshenhuxiyikouqi,suiranshengqi,danshiyanxiatahaishixiwangnenggoushuofutamen。
qianshiyinweizijishizailaogaidepingmin,
suoyijibianshidibaquqinlveguolaihou,yebingmeiyougaibiantaderenshengguiji。
可是现在不同,
xianzaitayijingbeiluyongweizhihuiguan,
genjuzhanchangdeguize,zhanzhengzhongshadiaozhihuiguankebuhuibeiwenzedea。
erqie,zijikeshihaiyaonadaotiexuebingyaojini,fouzemuqinyirantaotuobulesiwangdemingyun。
“zhukou!womendijiuquzaiqushoudarendedailingxiashangxiayixin,gongpinggongzheng,shehuihexie,zaojiumeiyouzhanzhengle。zaishuole,jibianshiyourenxiangruqin,youwojiboxiaozai,sheigan?”
jiboxiaozidadechaoxiaoqilai。
zaitakanlai,qintianzheigexiaozijiusuanshixiabianyeyaoxiangyigehelidegushia。
bianyigegenbenbukenengfashengdeshiqing,youshenmeyiyini。
“keshi,wotingwobashuoguo,jishinianqian,dibaqujiuqinlveguozanmendijiuqu。
erqie,zheixienian,lianggequdemocayizhibuxiao,zaijiashangzuijinyouyaokaishizhongyangyuanshoujingxuanle,
zaizheizhongshihoujianbingdijiuquzhuangdashiliweiyingdedaxuanzuozhunbei,yebushibukenenga!”
xiaopangdizhetou,renzhendefenxiqilai。
tadeyanmouzhongshanxianchuyisidanyou。
keshidabufenderenquebuhuixiangtayiyang,diyifanyingjiuzhanzaiqintianmeishuohuangdejiaoduqurenzhensisuo。
“ng?nizheishishenmeyisi,nandaoniyexiangraoluanminxinme?”
jiboxiaozhizhexiaopang,yuqizhongbumanweixie。
“nidongshenme?nanbuchengnideyisishiwopanduanyouwu?wotangtangyigegaojidaoshi,bjizhihuiguan。nandaohaiburunimenzheilianggemaotouxiaozi?”
jiboxiaoxiezheyan,lengshengdao。
“bu,wobushizheigeyisi。”
xiaopanghedehunshenyiduosuo,limayaotoujieshi,buganzaiduoyanxiaqu。
zijidefuqinduitazheicizhihuiguankaohebaoyouhendadeqidai,
tahaidengzhehuiqubazheigehaoxiaoxigaosufuqinni。
ruguorenulezhihuiguan,beitafuqinzhidaole,kongpayouyaodafaleiting。
tahaoburongyihuanhedefuziguanxikebunengzaiehuaxiaqule!
qintiankanzhejiboxiaojuejuedetaidu,zhongyufangqilehuanxiang。
kanyangzixiangyaoshuofushangcengxiangxintadehua,
zhinengquzhaozhiqianneigenvlaoshiliuruyanle。
meibanfa,xiwangshijianhailaidejiba!
qintianerhuabushuo,zhijieniutouchaozhegangcailiuruyanliqudefangxiangpaoleguoqu。
“weiwei,zheixiaoziwangnalipao?made,suanle,paolejiupaole,zhenghaoquxiaotadezhihuiguanzige。”
jiboxiaoancuocuodedazhezijidesuanpan。
jifenzhonghou,qintianzhongyuzhaodaoleliuruyan。
ercikeliuruyanzhengzaizhenglizhezijidejiushangkou。
kandaoqintianchuangjinlaihuangzhangdeyongyifuzhegaileqilai。
“zheilibushinimenkeyijindedifang,ganjinchuqu。”
liuruyanshengyinqingleng,sihuyouxiebuyue。
“liulaoshi,woyouzhongyaodeshiqingyaogennishuo。”
liuruyanyanshenyihuodekanlekanmianqianzheigezhangxiangshuaiqidenianqingren。
“guanyuzhihuiguankaohedeshiqingzhuyaofuzerenhaishijiboxiao,youshenmeshiqingnihaishiquzhaotaba。”
liuruyansihubingbuxiangzaiduoguanxianshi,bailebaishoudao。
“bushizheijianshi。”qintianjipodekaikou。
“shifanghuzhao,fanghuzhaobeisunhuile,ruguozheishihouyoudirenruqin,neimezanmendijiuqujiu……”
“shenme?nishuoshenme?”liuruyanbenlaidichuideyanmouturantaiqi。
“nigangcaishuofanghuzhao?”
liuruyanbenxiangdafaqintianlikaide,
keshimeitouturanyizhou,fupanqigangcaideneiyishengjuxiang。
gangcaideshengyin,tabenlaiyeyiweizhishixunchangdedizhen。
可是现在回想,
ruguoshidizhenbukenengzhiyouneimeyixia,erqiegangcaideshengyinqueshishicongfanghutaneigefangweichuanlaide!
“难道说?”
tasuiranbanxinbanyi,keshiyixiangjinshendeta,haishijuedingningkexinqiyou。
“zou,suiwoyiqiquzhaojiboxiao!”
liangrenyiqianyihoukuaisudehuidaolegangcaidedifang。
jiboxiaozhengzaixunchizhezheiyiboxinren。
huayuzhongwufeishinaqintianzuoweifanmianjiaose。
shuoshenmeruguoyourenzaixiangqintianzheiyangweifanjilvdehua,jianghuiquxiaozhihuiguandezige。
tongshiyehuimeishoutadejiniang,shenzhihuizhuijiutamenraoluanshehuizhiandezeren。
ranerdangtataitouyikandeshihou,zhenggerenshayanle。
yinweiqintianheliuruyanlianggerenyijingzhanzailetademianqian。
gaisi,zheixiaozijingranmeipao?
keshitazenmebaliuruyanjizhaoguolaile?
nandaoshuoyoulaixiangzhaowodecha?
妈的,今天真晦气!
jiboxiaozaixinlimamalieliede,lianshangqueshizhongjichuyigejiadebunengzaijiadexiaorong。
“liulaoshi,ninzenmelaile?zenmede,shiyouyoushenmezhishima?”