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yuefuyuemuganranxinxingbingdu，yanjiuyuanlaopoquejujueshenqingtexiaoyimiao，rangtamenyaoyatingguoqu。
zhuantoubayimiaoquanjitaxuedijiarenzuoyingyangji。
yuefuyuemuqiguanshuaijie，huoshengshengtengsi。
laopocaimanyouyoudalaidianhua，
“nibamabiezhejihuohua，lingjueshiyanzhenghaoxuyaoranbingyiti，bayitisonglaiyanjiuyuanba。”
nanguaitajujueshenqing，yuanlaitayiweixuyaoyimiaodeshiwobama！
woxiaolesheng，dangjitongyitadeyaoqiu。
rangrenbaliangjuqiqiaoliuxuedeyitisongdaotamenxuexiao！
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liangjuyitisongdaoyanjiuyuan，tangruiyaozhengyaoxiankaibaibu。
xietanglimagaohe，taochuxiaodushuizaizhouweipensa，
“biepengayao，zang。tabamashiyinweiyouqiongyoubujiangjiuweishengcairandeneibingdu。”
“zheijiaoqiongbing，keqianwanbiebahuiqichuanjinile！”
baibuxiayixinengkandejianyuefuyuemuqiqiaoliuxuedecanzhuang，wofengcixiaolexiao。
“kenengjiushiqiongbingba。”
xietangdaxinyanjiuqiaobuqiwobama。
zhiyinweiwobamadaowomenjialaiguoyici，dailejigetabuxihuanchidetujidan。
tashuoneidongxishiqiongrencaihuichide，dangzhewobamademianjiujirengle。
woyiweitazhishiduibamaxiangxiarenshenfendeqingmie，meixiangdaowobamademingduitalaishuodouwuguanjinyao。
nenggoujiurendeyimiaofenmingyouyizhengxiang。
taquequanbusongjiletangruiyaoyijia，zuoweiyingyangjishiyong。
tangruiyaoniezhebizi，xianqidiwen，
“shijie，neizheiliangjuyitigaifangzainalia？ranshangzheizhongbingduderenjiusuanshisileyehuidailaihuiqide，kongpabunengfangzaiwomenyanjiushile。”
xietangzhoulezhoumei，jiaolaigongzuorenyuan，
“bazheiliangjuyitibaidaocesuoqu，fanzhengneicesuochangnianbudasao，zhengshihetamendeshenfen。”
gongzuorenyuankanxiangwo，weinandao，
“jiashuhaizaizhei，butaihaobaxielaoshi，zheiyangshuyuwuruyitile。”
xietangdengdaleyan，jieshenghoudao，
“sheirangtabamaqiongrenmingjiande，qiongrenjiugaidaizaizheizhongangzangechoudejiaoluocaishihetamen！”
“ganjinbanzou！biezaizheiertingjiule，rangayaodefuguimingshoudaoyingxiang！”
xialingshi，shenzhilianwodeyijiandoumeiyouwenguo。
gongzuorenyuanlianmangjiangyitituijinlecesuo，tingfangzaiwuzhuozhizhong。
woqinzhexiao，xintoujuedetongkuai。
yuemuyuefubanlaijializhihou，conglaibudasaoweisheng。
chiwanfandewannengfangyigexingqidoubuxi，yifuyeshidaochuluanreng。
wohaoxinquanshuo，zheiyangbuweisheng。
jieguotamenlimafanlian，“womenzhudaozheierlaibujiushiyaoanxiangwanniande？wonverchengtianmangzhegaoyanjiu，neikeshiweirenleizuogongxiande！”
“nijiushiyigegongzijiqiankuaideniuma，buzhaoguwomenyaoniyoushenmeyong！”
wocaizhidao，zheilaoliangkoujiushidaxinyanliqiaobushangwozheigenvxu，guyibawodanggepurenshihuanni。
sihoubeizijizuideyidenverzheiyangduidai，zenmebusuanzishieguo？
qianhaoyitijuanxianxieyi，tangruiyaodaizhelegezhuangzhudelongziguolai。
“chuhuige，nibanibamayitisonglaijiwozuoshiyan，wozhenshifazineixindeganxieni。”
“nuo，zheishiwotedijinibamaxuandeguancai，suiranshixiaoleyidian，danzhiyaobayitidaduanjiunengzhuangjinqule，shibushihentiexin？”
nazhezhuangzhudelongzilaijirenzuoguancai，sheibushuoyijuhuangmiu。
jianwochichibukenjie，xietangbuyuefahua，
“jinijiujiezhe，nimenxiangxiarenbudouliuxingzheizhongjianpoxiazangma？ayaozhaodezheigezhengshihe！”
“nibamadezheizhongbing，xiazangjiushiwurantudi，dengshiyanjieshuzhijiezhuangjinlongzilirengjiangli，ayaoweinijihuadeduotuodanga！”
wokanxiangcesuoneiliangjuyiti，bianxiaobianyaotou。
beizijinvertingfangzaicesuo，haiyaodaduanshentizhuangjinzhulongli。
简直是太讽刺了。
“nijuedetuodangjiuzijiliuzheba，fanzhengnikendingbiwoxianshangyongzhei‘guancai’。”
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yiyuanjiwodalailedianhua，shuomingleyuefuyuemuganranzheigebingdudeqiyuan。
shuozheiciyuefuyuemuranshangdebingdushuyuyoureneyitoufangde，xianzaizhengzaiquanmianxunzhaotouduren。
banyueqian，xietanggaosuwo，zheigebingduquanshijiejinyoutangruiyaoyirenyanjiu。
nengyoujihuitoufangzheizhongbingduderenjiushitangruiyao。
shuoqilai，qianduanshijiantatiantianlaijiyuefuyuemusongfan，xianyinqin，dequeyouxiashoujihui。
woxiaodeyanleidoukuaidiaole。
xietangjingranweihulehaisizijibamadesharenxiongshou！
guaduandianhuashi，xietangzhengqiaohuilaile，huyidiwenwo，
“shenmeshiqingzenmehaoxiao？”
woxiaodeyiweishenzhang，“meishenme，jiushijuedezheishijiehaizhenshi，zizuoniebukehuo。”
tadiandiantou，fuhelehaojiju。
yibianjiangyigedaxinghuaquantengjinlai，
“laogong，zheishiwozhuanmenjibamazhunbeide，hualehaojibaini。”
“bamahuozhedeshihoudoumeixiangshouguozheimeguidexiaofei，woyesuanmanzuletamensihouguoyiciyouqianrendexiaofei！”
neibiaoqingpoyouyaogongtaoshangdeyisi。
zheixieniantashenmeshihouduiwobamadafangguo？
jiulianguonianhuijiamaijifuwankuaidoushitiaozuibianyide。
shuoshenme，xiangxiarenchibulaixikang，biebawobamaweikouyangdiaole。
huaquanshangdixiaxiezhe“9.9baoyou”yixingxiaozi，tahaizhenyiweiwokanbujian。
wojianghuaquanshangwobamademingzisilexialai，dandandao，
“bahuaquansongdaoyanjiuyuanquba，zheijiagezhenghaoheshijitamenerlao。”
xietangxiaodemeifeisewu，“neishi！woweibamatiaoxuande，nengshichade？”
“laogong，wogennishangliangjianshiqing，nibamadeyitikenengxuyaojiayaozuoyicigongkaishiyan。”
“gongkaishiyanbixuyaojiashupeitong，woshiyanjiurenyuanbunengsuan，nimingtiannengbunenglaiquanchengkanwanzheigeshiyan？”
yuanlaiyifantaohaojiushiweilezheishizaizuopudian。
我冷淡看着她，
“gongkaideyanjiushiyanduiyitisunshanghenda，jibenshangliubuxiayigequanshi，ruguonimeiyijian，neiwoyemeiyijian。”
xietanglimadiantou，baozhewoshousajiao，
“wonengyoushenmeyijiana！neishinibama，wobamayoubukenengganranshangzheizhongbingdu。”
“laogong，jiurangnibamajiayaodekeyanshiyezuogegongxianba！”
wochelechechun，jiangyizaozhunbeihaodelihunxieyishudichu，
“keyi，danzheigenixianqianzi。”
talengleliangmiao，bujieyoudaizhenuyideyandingzhewo，
“nizheishishenmeyisi？worangnibamazuodatilaoshi，zheishitamenguangzongyaozudeshiqing！”
“nibuganjijinizheigejihuijiusuanle，haigenwonaolihun？”
congqiandetakebuhuiqingyibarenbanshanggongkaishiyantai。
neishiyigerangsirenbuliuxiarenhezunyandedifang。
meicizuowanshiyan，taduijuanxianzhedoushiwanfenganji，huihaohaoweiduifanganpaihoushi。
zicongtangruiyaojinleyanjiuyuanyihou，taduijuanxianzhezaiyemeilezunzhong。
huoxutazaojiuwangle，zijijinyanjiuyuanshiweilerenleishengcunzuogongxian。
erbushijitangruiyaomouqujiangxiang、liyi。
“woshirenzhende，ruguonibuqianzidehua，gongkaishiyanwobuhuiqucanjia。”
taxiongqiangzhongzhongqifulejixia，fahendiduoguobi，
“xing！qianzijiuqianzi！chuhui，nikebiehouhui！”
“likailewo，haiyousheinengtigaonimenzheixieqiongsuandifangchulaideshenfen？daoshihoubiekuzhelaiqiuwo！”
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yiyuanjiwobanyuefuyuemusiwangzhengming，wojiuquleyanjiuyuan。
gongkaiyanjiushiyanshang，tangruiyaotiaoxindebayuefuyuemuyititaichulai。
yuefuyuemubeipaozaifuermalinzhizhong，mianmuquanfei。
shoujiaohaibeizhijiexialai，fangzaibutongdeguanzili。
changmiancanrendeburenzhishi。
gongkaiyanjiushiyanwobushidiyicilaipangguan，yitishimeibiyaozhijiede。
tangruiyaozheiyangzuoshizaiwuruyiti，gongbaosichou。
erxietangquanlidezhichi，dasidekuazan，
“ayao，nikezhenshangjin，hainayitilianxileyixiazhijie！nizheiciyidingnengnadaojiangde！”
tangruiyaoxiaodetiaoxin，shixiankanxiangwohuidadao，
“zhiyaochuhuigebiejieyiwobatabamayitinongchengzheiyangjiuhao，qishizheiyangzhenghao，zuowanshiyanjiuzhuangdaowosongdezhulonglixiazangshibushi？”
wobiekaiyan，sihaomeiyouqingxu，
lianzijinverdoumeiyijian，wohaiyoushenmehaoqifende。
“nengbangnizuoshiyanjiuhao，suanshitamenliangsiyouyugule。”
xietangkanlewoyiyan，luchuhaisuanwoshixiangdebiaoqing。
tangruiyaojiyitizuojiepou，tiquchubingduyuan。
zheiguochengwuliaojile，wufeijiushiguyizaiyitishangeyibaofu。
bayitidaochuhualan，sunhuaidemeiyichuhaodifang。
yanjianbingyuanyezhaochulaile，woqishenyaozou。
tangruiyaohurannazhehuatongshuo，
“chuhuige，wojinibamazhaochulebingyuanti，ninandaobuyinggaiduiwobiaoshiyixiaganxiema？”
wodunzhujiaobu，wuyudaoshixiao，
“shiyantaishangdeyitishizaijinideyanjiuzuogongxian，wodoumeirangniguixiajitamenjikelianggeyishiganxie，haiyaowoganxieni？”
tamanyanweiqudikanxiangxietang，
“shijie，chuhuigezenmeduiwozongshizheimeyoudiyia？benlaizheixiangshiyanjiushiyouyigejiashuganxiedeliucheng......”
“tabupeihe，wohaizenmequshenqingjiangxianga！”
xietanglengyanlijitoulai，nushenghechi，
“renjiaayaobangnibamazhaodaobingyuan，yaoburannibamajiushixiedaibingduchuanranrendezuifan！tazheishizaibangni！”
“ganjinguolaiguixiajiayaodaoxie！”
womuguanglenglengdihetaduishi，
“xiedaibingdudezuifan？xietang，niyinggaidaoxianzaimeijianguosizhezhangshenmeyangba？nijiuzheimedudingsideshiwobama，erbushinibama？”
xietangnubukee，dabuguolailunshoujiujilewoyibazhang，
“rangnidaoxiebudao，nijingranhaiganzhouqiwobamalaile！”
“wobamakeshichengliren，yixiangaiganjingjiangweishengde，niyiweidouxiangnibamaneizhongqiongsuanhuo？zhibudingshijianlajiranshangdezheibingdu！”
wobeizheiyibazhangdadecuoshoubuji。
tayijingzhuaizhewozoushangshiyantai，yijiaotizaiwoxigaishang，yawoguizaidishang。
tangruiyaoyiliandeyi，dahanzhetaixiaderenpaizhao。
“chuhuige，wojiepouxunzhaobingyuankeshimaozheshengmingweixiande，nibugaijiwokelianggeyibiaoganxie？”
wokanzhebeizhemodejihukuaichengsuishideyiti，xionghendengzheta，
“tangruiyao，tamendaodishiweishenmeside，woxiangniyinggaizuiqingchule！”
“xianzaizaizheierzhuangshenmegonggaogaishi？！fangkaiwo，wocaibuhuijizheizhongsharenfanxiagui！”
wopinmingzhengzha，qishenshichongzhuangdaotangruiyao。
fenmingmeiyouduodalidu，tayanzhuyizhuanwanghouzaiqu。
liangqiangjibuhoutui，gebozhoupengdaolefuermalinyaoshui，dakuleqilai，
“nibuganxiewojiusuanle，yebunenghaiwoa！womenzheixiezuoyanjiushiyandeshouduozhongyaoa！nijingranxianghuidiaowodeshuangshou！”
yanjiuyuanqitarenlimabiyikanxiangwo，
“shouduanyetaiangzangle！bujiushiyinweixielaoshiweihuruiyao，taxinlisuanme！”
“ruiyaozuodezheixiekedoushiweidebingderenleizuogongxian！nanguainibamaranbing，kendingshitinizheigeheixindeerzishoudechengfa！”
xietangfuzhetangruiyaoqilai，yilianxintengkanzhetabeikehongdeshoubei。
zhuaner，yanshenbinglengdikanxiangwo，
“道歉。”
wojueqiangdihetaduishi，bubeibukang，
“womeicuo，gongkaiyanjiushiyangenbenbuxuyaozhijieyiti，tazheigenbenjiushizaixuyibaofu！”
xietangshenqingdouranbiandesenhan，yaoyaqiechidishuo，
“haijuedezijimeicuo？hao，zheikeshinishuode！”
tajianbuzouxiangjinpaodaofuermalindeguanzibian，jiangyitirenglejinqu。
ranhou，nazheyiping**wangguanzilidaolejinqu。
**xunsujiangshitifushi，limianchengleyikuaikuaisanfazhechouweidelanrou。
keyiqingchudekandejian，beifushihoushengxiadebaigu。
talengxiaozhe，shifentongkuaidishuo，
“shinibiwode！benlaixiangjinibamaliubangeshiti，fengfengguangguangxiazangyichangde！”
“xianzaihaole，quanshidoubiexiangyao！nijiubaozheneitanwushuikuquba！”
yanjiuyuanqitarendajiaozhehao，shuowoshihuogaishoujiaoxun。
wokanzheguanlidesensenbaigu，zhishixiao。
jiangbaolibanhaodesiwangzhengmingtaolechulai，rengjita。
“xietang，shinibaozhezheitanwushuiquku。”
“fuermalinpaozhedeneiliangjushitibushiwobama，shinibama！”
yucitongshi，yiyuanderendaizhejingchalaile。
jingchazouxiangtangruiyaodefangxiang，jitakaoshangshoukao，
“womenxianzaiyouzhengjuhuaiyinijixiejiafuqitoudu，genwomenzouyitangba！”