第一章 美女,这是我的座位

东城火车站。

qianwangdonghaishideliecheshang,yeluoyishenpojiudedaopao,zuozaizuoweishang,nannanziyuzhe。

“buzhidaozheicilaotoufangzijixiashanquzhaoderenshishei,zuihaoshigenvde!haokande!xiongyaoda!tuiyaozhang!xuelizuihaoshigaozhongbiye!”

suiranmeishangguoxue,danzaishanshangdeshihoutajiutingshuoguo,gaozhongjin,daxuesong!

jiuzaitawaiwaidezhenghaipideshihou,yigeshiqibasuideshaonvzoudaoletademianqian,weizhouzhemeitoukanxiangta,“wei,nizhanlewodeweizhile!”

yeluodunshiyanqianyiliang,yanqianzheishaonvchuanzheyijiandanlansediaodai,luchubanjieoubei,xiamiandequnziganggangdaoxigaibuwei,liangtiaobaiyubandeqianqian**rerenzhumu。

美女啊!

yeluocalecazuijiaodekoushui,ranhoushenshoumozaiyanqianzheiweimeinvdequnzishang。

hedexiaomeinvmengdihoutuiyibu,“nixiangganma?”

haiweidengtakaikou,zhouweidelvkequerenbuzhule。

“kanzheixiaoziyishenzhuangbanjiubushizhengjingren,zhanlerenjiazuoweihaixiangshualiumang!”

“jiushi,guniangnibiepa,taganduinibugui,womenbangnizouta!”

yeluodouwuyule,nimenxiandeba,wozenmejiuchengshualiumangle?shouzangle,tabugaicayixiama!

tayelandegenzheibangrenjijiao,dangxiataochuzijidechepiao,dijimeinvdao:“nikankan,zheijiushiwodezuowei,bushinide。”

liuxinerkandaoyeluodechepiao,dunshilengzhule,yinweitadezuoweihaohezijidejuranyimoyiyang!

bukenenga,nandaotamenyizhangpiaomailiangci?

jianliuxinerluchuhuyidemuguang,yeluoxiaoxixidinahuizijidechepiao,zhuangzaidouli,caidao:“biekanle,nineizhangshijiapiao!”

liuxinernule,“nipingshenmeshuowodeshijiapiao?”

yeluoyebuduoshuoshenme,yibaduozouliuxinershoulidechepiao,haibudengqifanyingguolai,yeluoshouzhijiuzaishangmianyicuo。

zhijianbeiyeluoshouzhicuoguozhihou,neizhangchepiaoshangmianjingrandiaoxialaileyidapianheisetuliao,zhengzhangchepiaoshunjianbianchengledahuamao!

“zenmehuizheiyang?”liuxineryileng,turanxiangdaoleshenme,qiaolianshangyihong,youmashangluchufennu。

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tadengshiyouxieqifen,mouzhongshanguoyisijiaoxia,dao:“niguyibawodepiaononghuaile,wokan,nidepiaocaishijiade,banidepiaotaochulaizaijiwokankan?”

zheihuayichu,zhouweiderenfenfenyinghe。

“jiushi,nishuorenjiadepiaoshijiade,zenmezhengmingnizijidepiaoshizhendeni?”

liuxinerdelianshangyeluchujifendeyizhise,yiliantiaoxindikanzheyeluo。tayijingxianghaole,dengyeluotaochuchepiao,tazhijiejisichengsuipian,heng!jiudangshijizheigeliumangyigejiaoxun!

yeluokanliuxineryifuchidingzijideyangzi,xinzhonghaoxiao,taochuchepiaowangqianyidi,”zhixukan,buxumo。“

liuxinernahaigudeshangtashuodesha,shenshouzhuazhuchepiaodeyijiao,jiuyaoyonglizhuai,zheishiyeluoturansongkaileshou。

“啊!”

liuxinerjinghuyisheng,yangshenjiuyaoshuaidaozaidi,yeluoshenjiaogouzhutadefengyao,jiaojianfaliwanghuiyibo。

“**!”

yaoyaqiechideshengyinzhong,liuxinerxianggebudaowengyiyangbailehuilai,shunjianpazaileyeluodehuaili。

“zhenxiang,zhenruan!”yeluokanzhehuaizhongdeliuxiner,yangleyangzaoyiqianghuidechepiao,zhengyaodiaoxiaotajiju,hujiantaliansedourancangbai,manshimimimamadesenbailenghan,shenziyekaishifadouqilai。

“handu!”kandaoliuxinerdezhengzhuang,shenshouzaitamaiboshangyida,yeluoshunjiandechujielun,tongshiyeyouxiexinjing。

gangxiashanneitian,zijicaijiuleyigeshenhuanhandudedajiejie,zheimeiguoqujitian,jingranyoupengdaoyige,nandaozheiniantouhandudouchengliuxingbingle?

budaitajinxingxiayibuchakan,zhouweidechengkeyijinghuangluanqilai。

erjiuzaizheishi,yigeyingjundeqingniankuaibuzouleguolai。

tabuxiedikanlezhengzaibamaideyeluoyiyan,congkoudailitaochuyizhanggongzuopai,shuodao:“woshiyisheng,rangwolaikankanzheiguniangdeqingkuang。”

众人看去。

zhijiannanzishouzhongdegongzuopaishangbujinyouqizhaopianhemingzi,tongyanghaiyinyouyijiayiyuandemingzihedizhi。

男子名叫徐乐。

congdiyiyankandaoliuxiner,xuledexindijiushengqileyituanxiehuo。

kandaoliuxinerturandaoxia,talimazouleguolai,zhunbeizhibingdeshihou,haohaobawanyixiazheigenvhaideshenti。

“zheibingnizhibule。”yeluotaiqiyizhigebo,lanzhulexule。

“wozhibuletadebing?”xuleqingmieyixiao,zhengyaobochiyeluo,hujianliuxineretoujiechuyicengbobodebingshuang。taliansedabiandao:“naodongzheng!”

“shenme?naodongzheng!?”

“shenmeshinaodongzhenga?”

周围旅客惊讶道。

xuleliansewubinankan,dao:“zheishiyizhongjuezheng,wufazhiyu,zhinengkaoyaowuweichi,yidanfazuomeijishidedaojiuzhi,zhenggeshentidouhuihuachengbingdiao,chedisiwang!”

“冰,冰雕……”

zhongrendoubeihededaotuiyibu,nikankanwo,wokankanni,mouzhongwubuchongmanlezhenjing,wanxi。

xiayike,xulerumengchuxing,dahandao:“kuai!kuaijiaohuochetingyixia!buranlaibujile!“

“biechaochao,zaojiushuonizhibule,feiyaozhuangbi。”

yidaoshengyinxiangqi,zhijianyeluobuzhidaocongshenmedifangnachulaileyibaoyinzhen,jiezheconglimianchouchuliangsanzhi,fenbiejiazaijigenshouzhizhongjian。

minghuanghuangdezhentoudaizheyiguhanqi,youkuaiyouzhundizhazailiuxineretou。