第1章

“buhelia!zheiyidiandoubuhelia!”

mengwanshangyimiaozuoshoushubeidamayao,xiayimiaoxinglaifaxianyijingchuanchengletongmingtongxingdeyigegudainvzi!

“teniangde!wozheishishoushushibailema?yidiandoubuhelia!wotaiquandaoheidaiqiduan、yeyuyouyongzhenguanjun、qianshuibieqishibafenzhongxianjilubaochizhe、youeryuansanhaoxuesheng,haimeitanlianai,jiugenpile?”

“teniangde!zheiyidingshiyigeheizhensuo,laoniangbujiugegeshuangyanpima!laotian,nimeibiyaowandeneimejueba!”

孟绾开始哀嚎!

“wodongle,zheiyidingshimayaodaduole!wochuxianhuanjuele!laoniangzheijiushuijue!chuanhuiqu。”

孟绾强迫自己睡觉。

“woqu!laotian!teniangde!nigenwowanzhende……wuwuwu,wobujiushixianggeyigeshuangyanpima!nijingranruciduiwo!”

mengwanwunaidejieshoulexianshi。

“这是什么地方?”

mengwankanleyiyansizhou。zijishenchuyuyigepojiudexiaowuli,nibaqiang、nibadi,qiangtisichuloufeng,guangxianchuantouguoqiangfeng,wushuhuichenfeiyang。

wuzitaixiaole,jianloudaolejidian,zhiyouyizhangqueletuidianzhezhuantoudemuchuang!

孟绾有点头晕!

buyongshuo,kendingshichuanyuedehouyizheng。

mengwanshenchuxixidegebo,rouleroukuaiyaotongbaozhadeetou。

“toushangzenmeyouyige‘dabao’,rou!rou!roudabao!jinnianbuhaoguonianhao!”

“zheishigeboma?taishoule,yidianrouyemeiyou,bujiushimaganma。”

“wei!xitongnizainalia!nishibushisijile!wozenmeganshoubudao!”

“kongjian!lingquan!jinshouzhi!woca……teniangde!xiaoshuolibudoushishuo,chuanyuehouhuibangdingxitongshenmede,zuiqimayeanpaigejinshouzhi、kongjian、lingquanshenmede,wozenmeshenmedoumeiyou!”

mengwanyukuwulei:“wochuanyue,chuanleyigejimo……”

mengwanbusixin,youdaoguhaoyihuier,zuihoucaisixin,quexinzijimeiyoubeianpaijinshouzhi!

tougengtongle!toutongyulie!

孟绾晕乎乎的!

bierenchuanyuebushijikongjianjiushijixitong,zuiqimayejianpaigejinshouzhi,zijichuanyuediyitianyaowanwan????

“peng!”xiaowudemenbeichuaikai!

yigeyishanlanlvdenanrensemimidetiaolejinlai,manlianweisuodedingzhemengwansiwujidandekan,koushuidouliulechulai。

孟绾怒了!

zheigesibiantai,yikanjiushiyigebuzhengjing!

“xiaomeiren!gankuaiconglewoba!”

“buyao!”mengwantoukuaizhale,youxietongku。

nanrenyilianxingfen:“nijiuhanba!jiushihanpohoulong,yemeiyong!”

“niyaoganshenme?”mengwanfangfoshiyizhishoulejingdexiaobaitu。

mengwanyueshizhuangzuohaipa,nanrenjiuyuexingfen!

“heihei,nijiaotiantianbuying,jiaodidibuling,hanpohoulongmeirenting!”

“死**!”

“wodexiaobaobeia!zanliangshiyiduia!lai,boyixia,lai!boyixia!”

mengwandetouzhongyubutongle!

heyuanzhudejiyizhongyuronghezaileyiqi!

“zheijiushiyuanzhudejiyi?yuanzhushilaigaoxiaodeba!weiledangshangguanniangzi,buxitaokongniangjia,zhiweilegongzhangfudushukaoqugongmingchurentoudi!zhangfuruyuankaoshanglexiucai,huijiadediyijianshi,bushiweileganxieta,fandaoshidaihuileyigemaomeiruhuadenvren,bingqielianhepoposhejiyichu‘haoxi’,zhiweimingzhengyanshundexiuleziji……ranhouqunvrenjinmen!”

“hahaha,yuanzhujiushidashamao,yipianzhenxinweilegou!zhaganleniangjia,butielepojia,huanlaideshixianggongde‘yichuhaoxi’!”

“wotoushangdedabao,jiushibeizheigesuoweidexianggongsuoci!tajiangyuanzhudayunle,qizaizheigepojiudepengzili,zairangzheigelaoguanggunlaifeiliwo!ranhoutadaizhepojianiangjiayijicunlirenlai‘zhuojian’,haoyiduanganrenzhishendexima!“

“mengwana!nidezhenxindouweilegou!nizhangfuxiashoutaihenle!jingranjiangnidasilehaibuzizhi!nifangxin!zheigechouwochizaotinibaole……“

shunzheyuanshendejiyi,mengwanzhidaoduimianzheigedashamao,shicunlideyigelaoguanggun,jiaoliergou,xianzaiyijingbeipojiadang“qiang”shile。

“wei!nizaiganhulai,worangnijifeidanda,duanzijuesuna!”mengwanhuodongleyixiashouzhi。

“wei!xiaoniangzi!nihaoxionga!wopapa!”laoguangguntianletianzuichun。

“bujiniyanseqiaoqiao,nidoubuzhidaohuaerweishenmezheiyanghong!”mengwanhuodongleyixiajingu。

“xiaoniangzi,wodoudengbujile,lai,gegejinikanxiaoyuyu!”liergouyanjingxinghong,puleguolai!

“看**!”

“peng!”zhongzhongdezhuangjisheng!

mengwanyigefeixidizhuliergoudexinwo!

shunshiyigefeituichuaixianglemouchu!

“ka!”mouzhongdongxipoliedeshengyin!

liergoumengbile,ganjuezijichedifeile,yishunjianyoulebeitaokongdeganjue。

zijibushipushidelangma,zenmechengledaizaide“gaoyang”le。

suanle,cishicijing,haishiyunguoquba!

liergoufanleyigebaiyan,tuleyikoubaimo,chediyunsiguoqu。

“laoniangkeshitaiquandaoheidaiqiduan,niyigexiaokalamiyeganqianlaidiaoxilaoniang……suisuipingan,suisuipingan!”

孟绾啐了一口。

“zheijushentiyetaishouruole!jiuzheimeliangxiasihuyongjinlequanshenliqi!zheipojiayetebushidongxileba,zheimekedaiyuanzhu!yuanzhushalebajide,yipianzhenxindouweilegou!zheipabushisantianmeichidongxile……”

mengwanshenzixuruodehuanglehuang。

头又开始晕乎乎的。

“jiyironghewanle……zenmehaishiyunhuhude……woca……buhuishidixuetangba!”

mengwanmeixinmeifeideyixiao,ziyudao:“kaijujiushiwangzhaa!bierenchuanyuebushiyoukongjian,jiushiyoujinshouzhi!wokaijujiushibeipana!buyongshuo,yihuijijiangshangyan‘zhuojian’dexima!”

话音还没结束三秒!

门就被踹开了!

“zheiyetaipobujidaile……”mengwanzhoumei!

“lairena!ganjinbazheiduijianfu**jiwozhuaqilai,ranhouyoujieshizhong,chentang……”

yigeshushengmoyangdabanderen,tuomohengfei,yifentianying,zhishouhuajiao。

“zheijiushiyuanzhudefujun?zhangdeyebuzayanga!tianzhongtaxian,gaodimei,shangenduan,biwaixie,dabozuichun!yuanzhushenmeishizaitaichajingle,zenmenengkanshangzheigeduanminggui!”

“chengqinwunianle,xianggongzhishitianyanmiyuhongta,doumeiyougentatongfang,tahaishishahehedeganxindenghou,jipopoyijiadangniuzuoma,doukuaiaochenglehuanglianpo。”

“yuanzhuzhaganleniangjia,doujilezheigeweibushudebaiyanlang?takaoshanglexiucaidediyijianshi,fandaoshishejupaoqiziji!zheibaiyanlangyetaibudidaole。”

“shikeren,shubukeren,shunengren,shennengren,sheidounengren,woyeburenle……”

shushengzhengdeyiyangyangpenzhetuomo,haimeikanqingwulidejushi,jiuganjueyanqianfeilaiyijiao,zhenggerenjiubeichuaifeichuqu!