“xiangdangchu，wozairenjiansichuyoudangdeshihou，neikeshichengeyangshan，wolianxuhefengle99gexiaosan，weizhengshifurenmenchulekoueqi，zhibuguobeiganlaideheibaiwuchangdagedangchangzhuazhu，daizheliaokaolikailewoxinxinniannianderenjian。”
tingdunleyixia，biantingdeneishengyinyoujiezheshuodao：“laidaozheiguijiehou，youyuwodegongdezhizai-19999dianshang，weilezhenghui20000diantoutaifuguirenjiadegongdezhi，wozaiguijieyijingdaile600nianle，xiangxiangyeshizhidexuanyaode，bijingdangchusunwukongzaiwuzhishanxiayejiuyale500nian。”
fuyaoyaokanzhebeizhongguidaniangweizaizhongjiantaotaobujuedexuanyangzijihuihuangguishengdelidamayeshimomotucao。
dunzaiqiangjiaosikaozijideguisheng，xiangxiangzijixilihutulaidaozheiguijie，wuqingdebeicuangaidesanguan，yijimeirichibubaohaibeigouzhui，beiqigaixianqidecaoxinrizi，juedeguishengshirucijiannan，zhenxinderenweihaishizuorenrongyiyixie。
wangwangheixuxudeguijietiankong，fuyaoyaopiaozhepibeidehunpo，zhunbeiquzhaozhaolinshigongzuo，zhuanqumingbicaishiyanxiazuizhongyaodeshiqing。
piaoguoguijiedeyigeguangchang，fuyaoyaozhongzhongdezhangtanyikouqi，guoranguangchangwushibufenjiebiede，lianguijiededamadouaishanglerucifuyouhuolidehuodong。
juguijiedebaguasuochuan，shangshangshangyijiedeerdianwangyejiushizaizheiguangchangwuduiwuzhongzhaodaolezijidezhenai，zhongjielezijishangwanniandedanshengoushenghuo，yinlaizhongtongshidexianmu。
fuyaoyaodangshiyiweishiyaochuan，danshikanzhelianshidianyanluodianlideguanchadayedoubushichulailiaodamadaniang，juedezheikenengjiushizhenxiangle。
fuyaoyaoxiangdaozheili，juedezijizaizhengtongdesixiangdaolushangyuepiaoyueyuanshi，caishenshendejuedezheiguijieyoudu！
youyuguijiedeguijushixuyaorenjiandeqinshufenshaomingbijiwangguijiede，beijudefuyaoyaoshigueryuanzhangdade，tongxueni，doushiwujiangsimei，xiangxinkexuexiangxindangdehaohaizi；tongshini，doushiyiqunzhaizaijialideitrenshi，gengjiabudonglaoyibeidesangzanglijie；suoyi，duiyufuyaoyaodesi，dajiakaigezhuidaohui，xianshangjishujuhuayejiuleshi。
huaichuaizhetantexinqingchudaoguijiedefuyaoyaomeiyouyifenmingbi，guoshanglebibentuqigaihaiqiongderizi，zheishiwuzhicengmiandedaji；erjiexialaizaiguijiezhagendefuyaoyaojianshilegeleiguiqianbeiteshudejinengzhihou，juexinkaifashuyuzijidelingyijineng，dangchuhuaizheduodadeqidaiquguijiebanshichujiance，jiuhuaizheduomeyuzudexinqinglikai。
hehehehe……fuyaoyaojuedezijishoudaolelaiziguijieshenshendeshanghai，wufaxiuxijibenjinengshishenmegui？！hehe……shiyizhikanchengsandengcanfeidegui，lianjibendeguijieshengcunjinengdoubunengxuedegui！
a~~duomedangyangdeguishenga！xinghaotianwujueguizhilu，zheiguijiehaishiyouhaoguide，zaiyigeleyuzhuguideguidaniangdebangzhuxia，fuyaoyaozanshiyougeguichu。
guijieyeshiyoulengnuande，xiangxiangneixiehaizaijiejiaoquansuodeqigai，fuyaoyaohaishiyouyidianyouyuegandeguoranhaishiyouduibicaiyouxingfugande，suishuozheiyangdexintaishibingtaide，danshizheiyanganweizijiyesuangongdeyijian，e……xiangduole！
fuyaoyaojintiandeyunqihaisuanbucuo，jieleyigegaoshi，shiyoumingjiezhengfufachude“kongherenwu”。youyuzheizhongrenwuyongjindi，haihuixingxiang，suoyiyibanzhengchangguishibuhuijiede。raner，fuyaoyaoyiwufangudejiele，cangyingzaixiaoyeshirou，yigemingbihaishinengmaigebaozide。bijingheeduzibiqilai，xingxiangsuangemaoxian！
guijiedeqianyinshijiangfuyaoyaosongwang“mengyanchu”，ersuoweidemengyanchushiyouguijiezhangguande，fuzerangguijieziminqianwangrenjianrenmendemengjing，zhuanzhibanyanegui“konghe”chufanrenjiehuozheguijiedehuoren。tongchangdoushimianmuzhengning、sizhibuquandexingxiangchuxianzairenmendemengli。
zheicifuyaoyaojiederenwushibanyanyigezhiyouyizhiyan，yizhishou，yitiaotuideeguizhuiganneigezairenjianbacaishenyeheyanwangyebaicuodeerhuoshaonian。
jinruleyinsenkongbudeemengchangjing，fuyaoyaokanzhedunzaimalubianshenyewanxingweiyishudeerhuoshaonianzuijiaochoulechou，ng……zheizhongerhuoqingnianyinggaihe，lianzuomengdoushishenyedunzaidamalushangzhuangbi，hehe！shaonian，nibamazhidaonizuomengdouzheime“yishu”me？
fuyaoyaoxiangguixiang，suibianyeshijizijidebanxiangjiashang“xuanku”detexiao，zaiduanzhichupenyongdexueyebuyaotaixiongyong，hepenquanjiuchabuduole，mianmufulandekandejianbaigu，xueroumohu，quchongmanbujiukeyile.
zhunbeiwanbi，fuyaoyaobianaihaoyisheng，xiangerhuoqingnianyiqueyiguaide“chong”guoqu。
beishengyindaduan“sikao”renshengdeerhuoqingniantaitoubianwangjianlezhengningexinyichangdenvgui，duosuoyixia，yishengbinvguihaicanliedeaihaoxiangqi，“wo……wo……wo……wolegedacao！youyouguia~~~~~~~~~~~”bianliangundaipadexiangqianfangbenqu，erhaizaiyiqueyiguai“beng”zhedefuyaoyaotingdaozheipingdiyishengdahou，chadianmeiwenzhumeiyoupinghenglideshenti。
zheijuedidebaofalihaizhenjinggui，erzaicishoudaodajidefuyaoyaojuedingbunengdiuleguidelian，suiranlianyelandechabuduole。jiannandeaihaozhexiangerhuoqingnianzhuiquerzaibuyuanchujianshigongzuodeguichazeshiyilianmorandekanzhezheiliangzhisuijiebiebutong，dantongshu“erhuo”zhongleidewuzhong。
hehe，zuoweiyizhigui，ninandaobuzhidao“apiao”zheimingme？buhuifeijiusuanle，nandaonihaibuhuipiao？jianzhibuyaotaichun，buguoxiangxiangyedui，sheihuijieyongjinyigemingbideqiparenwuni？ng，doushibuzhengchanghuozhebuzhengjingdeguiba。
ai，xianzaideniantoua，guidezhilianghezhishangdouzhixianxiajiang，haoxiangniandangnianguichadageyifuchenjinzaiwangridehuiyilibuyuanzibadebiaoqing，suiranzaibiedeguikanlaiyiranshiyifuwannianbubiandemiantanlian，danshidangyangdexiaoyanshenchumaile“zhengjing”deguichadage。
haizaiwanzhe“nipaopaopao，wozhuizhuizhui”youxidefuyaoyaoheerhuoqingniandouduibiciyouleshuxigan，ererhuoqingnianyebukuiweierhuo，zaitingxialaichuanqidejianxichongzhefuyaoyaodahou：“niweishenmezhuiwo！”
fuyaoyaoyeshiyileng，fanshexinghuidadao：“woyaojizhitangjiang！”
二货青年：……
鬼差：……
fuyaoyaolimafajuezijihuidaleshenme，xiufennandangzhiji，zhunbeiyiyishengjingtiandideaihaozhengmingzijideshenfen，“ao~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~”
zheicierhuoqingnianheguichadoushihuale，dangfuyaoyaofachuzheiyishengbuzaizijixiangxiangzhongdeaihaohou，jiuyinweiguoyuzhenjingwangjibaochipingheng，zhijiefandaozaidi，haiyouyuguanxinggunleyiquan。
zheihuamiantailayanjing，erhuoqingnianheguichadoubiaoshijingdaile。fuyaoyaozhengzhazheqishen，ererhuoqingnianni，jurankechidejuedezheizhimianmuzhengningdenvguijuranrucidaimeng。xinlidekongjuzaoquledaban，chiyizhekaikou“xuyaobangzhuma？”
傅遥瑶：……
guicha：shuohaodeherenni？nizheishilaiganmani？
beiguichadagerengchumengyanchudefuyaoyaowannianjuhui，shenshendehuaiyiqizijizuoguideqianli，yigemingbideyewudoubeizijigaozale，zijihaiyoushenmeshengyujiazhi？haoyoushang！haonanguo！haiyouhaoe……
fuyaoyaoyaowangzheyuanchumaibaozidetanzi，yuefadetucaozuoweigui，haiyaobixuchiguijieshiwudeguiding，ng，guishiebuside，daneduzikeshirangguibengkuinanshou，lianmaiyigebaozidenenglidoumeiyou。
fuyaoyaoxiangdaolezijizuorenshinahuiweiyigebaozifachoudexingfushiguang，zheiguijieliangefupinjiuzhuzhandoumeiyou，jianzhisangxinbingkuang！renjianhao！renjianzhenmeihao！
fuyaoyaoshengqiletoutaidejiandingxiangfa，zaicichongmandonglidefuyaoyaopiaowangleguijiebanshichu，quchachazijixuyaodegongdezhi。buyihuier，fuyaoyaojiuyiliancanbaidechulaile，hehewozuorenshishiyouduo“chenggong”？zaishitoutaixuyaoershiwandiangongdezhi，bihefengle99gexiaosandelidamahaiduoleshibei。
fuyaoyaoshoudaolelaiziguijiedebaoji200000dian!xiangxiangzijidefeicaichengdu，fuyaoyaojuedezijikenengyaozaiguijiedaishangwannian，zheimanzhangdeguisheng。
“mianfeishichixianbing，huanyinggeguiyouqianlaipinchang！haiyoushenmijiangpinzengsonge！qidianyanluodi99jiagaobingdianshengdakaimu！”
fuyaoyaokanzhefeidaozijishouzhongdechuandan！ganjueshoudaoleyidiandiandeanwei，jintianhaishinengchishangdongxide，bianxunsudexiangzhechuandanshangdedizhipiaoqu。
meiguoyihuierbiandaolegaobingdian，fuyaoyaogaoxingguigaoxing，danhaishiyoudianyihuode，zenmemeirenni？fuyaoyaoganjinlanzhuyigezhunbeipiaozoudeguiyouwendao:“dashu，zheijiagaobingdiankaiyezenmemeirenpengchangni？！”
guiyoudaliangleyixiafuyaoyao，bianyuzhongxinzhangdeshuo：“xiaopengyou，nishiganglaideba！nibuzhidaoa，zheikaidiandeshiqidianyanluowangdelaopo，zheiqidianyanluowangshigechongqide，danshinizheiqidianyanluowangdelaopoxianbuxialai，feiyaokaidian。sidixia，qidianyanluowangweilejianshaogaobingdiandeshengyi，huipaishouxiabamaigaobingdetaoshangmadai，tuoquxiangzilibaozouyidunjiajinggaoai~”
fuyaoyao：jianzhimeiyouguiquanle！kanzhepiaozoudeguidashu，fuyaoyaozaiaidaheeduzizhijianquanhengleyixia，yiranjuerandexianggaobingpuzouqu。
dianlilengqingderangfuyaoyaohuaiyizheimianfeishichixianbingdekouwei，qiaozhegupojianjiedezhuangshi，xinlidaoshibuyouderenweizheiqidianyanluowangdelaopodaoshixianggekaopude。
dangfuyaoyaodawuweidetarugaobingdianbinganwendezuoxiahou，dingzhefuyaoyaofashendelengyueyehuiguoshenlaile，ganjinshangqianzhaohuzijizheijiadiandediyigekeren，“guniang，jintianshixiaodiankaiye，youmianfeishichidexianbinge，erqieyinweinishidiyiweikeren，suoyihaiyoushenmiliwuchouqu！”
kanzheyilonghongyi，yijuyidongjiefengqingdelengyue，fuyaoyaobudegantanqidianyanluowangdefuqi，yeyoudianlijieweishenmeqidianyanluowangbuxiangzijilaopochulaikaidian，haiancuocuodesixiagaopohuaile，“neijiumafanlaobanle。”
lengyuezhuanshenjinneidianfenfudianxiaoerjiangxianbingshengshangzhuo，zijiyejiangjutaixiadejiangpinhenalechulai，yaoyeshengzidezouxiangfuyaoyao，“guniang，qingchouqujiangpin。”
fuyaoyaopinchangzhexianbing，rukouliuxiangdexiangshou，rangtajuedeaidayidunyesuangoubenle，jiangshoushunshishenjinjiangpinhesuibianmoleyizhangzhitiaojiushenchushoujiangzhitiaodijilelengyue。
lengyuejiangzhitiaozhankai，yimojingxidebiaoqingzhankailai，“gunianghaoshouqi！yichoujiuchouzhonglebencidetoudengdajiang！mianfeihuodeyanluodiangongzhiyifen！”
“a？”fuyaoyaoganjinyanxiazuilidexianbing，daidaifawen。jianzhibuganxiangxinzijichouzhongledajiang，yeshige，laizheiguijie，zijiconglaimeiyouyunqiyishuo。
“gongxiguniang！keyinazhejiangdanzhijiequyidianyanluowangneilibanruzhi，genjunidenenglitiaoxuangongzuo！”
lengyuekanzhedaidaidefuyaoyaoyanchunyixiao，“guniang，benlaizheicirangyidianyanluowangzanzhuzheicihuodong，woyeshimeixiangdaoyourenhuichouzhongde，bijingzheijiangpinhedezhitiaoyoushangwanzhang，keyejiabuzhuguniangnidehaoyunqiya！”
fuyaoyaojieguoneizhangzhitiaoyikan，minghuanghuangdeyixingzi：gongxihuodeyidianyanluodiangongchayifen
zheijingxilaidetaituran，jianzhirangfuyaoyaojuedezijizaizuobairimeng！youmoyou！youmoyou！！
kanzhefuyaoyaodaidaishashadeyangzi，lengyuebuyoudedanxinzheidaishadegunianghuibeiyidianyanluodiandegongzhirenyuanhuyou，xinlidingxiazhuyi，daihuidaizhezheiguniangyikuaiquyidianquedinghaogongzuozailikai。
“guniang，daihuiwoheniyiqiquyidianyanluodianruhe？”
fuyaoyaokanzheyanqiankanbitianshidelengyue，rujinyoutingdelengyuehaijiangqinzidaizijiquyidianyanluodian，xinliyongqiyiguyouyigudegandong，duomeqinmindewangfeia！zheiqidianyanluowangfuqitaihaole！
“duoxielaoban！duoxielaoban！”fuyaoyaoqishenbutingdiduizhelengyuejugong，daoranglengyuegandaobuhaoyisile，ganjinfuzhefuyaoyao，yimiantayizhijugongbaixiaqu。
zheiguniang，qiaozheshashade，danhenyoulimao，henshicheng！“buzhiguniangruhechenghu？”
fuyaoyaoganjinhuidao：“wojiaofuyaoyao，shifude‘fu’，yaoyuande‘yao’yaochide‘yao’，laobanruoshibuxianqijiaowo‘yaoyao’jiukeyile。”
“fuyaoyao？haomingzi！jinhouwobianjiaoniyaoyao，niyebiejiaowolaobanle，wojiaolengyue，kanzheniyeshiganglaiguijiemeiduojiu，ruoniyuanyi，bianhuanwoyishengjiejieba！”
fuyaoyaotingbabiangaoxingdejiaoleyishengjiejie，liangrengaogaoxingxingdeliaozhetian，dengzhedayangdeshijiandaolai。jingguoyifanjiaoliu，liangrenyufajuedetouyuan，rexinchangdelengyuegengshidangchangrenxialefuyaoyaozheigemeizi。
lejiedaofuyaoyaobeijujinglihou，lengyueyuefatengxizheigangrenxiademeizi，fuyaoyaozeshidiyicixiangshouyoulejiejiezhihoudejingli，erhouyoutingdelengyuewuqingdetucaoqidianyanluowang，dunshijuedezijigangrendejiejieyeshiyounengnaide。
liangrenzaigaobingdiandayanghou，bianpiaoquleyidianyanluodian。kanzhezhuangyansumudedadian，fuyaoyaoxinshengweiju，kanleyiyandadianzhishangduanzuozheyishenmiaojinheimangpao，yilianyansudeyidianyanluowangbianlaolaoshishideditoukanzhezijijiaoxiadediban。
yidianyanluowangkanzhexiamianzhanzhedelengyuehefuyaoyaoxinlimomotucaozijidangchujiubugaiweiletantuqidianwangfeidejipangaodian，dayingleshenmezanzhudeshiqing，zheibu，zhaoshangmenlaileba。
“qidianwangfei，daobendianlai，youheyaoshia？”
lengyuekanzheshangmianduanzuozhedeyidianyanluowangxinlimingbaizheihuoyoushizaigongkaichanghezhuangzhengjingle，zijijintianbijingshiyouqiuyurende，zheitaiduhaishiyaojide。
“yidianwang，cicilengyueguolai，bianshiweileshangciyidianzanzhugaobingdiantigongdejiangli，woshenpangdeshibencichouzhongyidianjiangpindekeren，yeshilengyuexinrenxiademeizi，xuanzhideshiqingbianyoulaoyidianwangle。lengyuehemeizibushengganji。”
lengyueshuowanbianchezhefuyaoyaochaozheyidianyanluowangyingyingyibai。yidianyanluowangbeiduleyigezhengzhe，yemeishenmeliyoutangsai，bianzhaoshouhuanlaiyipangdeshizhe，“nidaizheqidianwangfeihefuyaoyaoquxuanzhichu。”
shizhelinglemingling，biandaizhelengyuehefuyaoyaoquxuanzhichule。
kanzhelingshishangxianshidehunpobuquan，wufazhengchangruzhidetishi，fuyaoyaohelengyuedoulengle，hunpobuquanyiweizhelianruyanluodiangongzuodezigedoumeiyou，zheigairuheshihao？
fuyaoyaotanleyikouqi，juedezheicaishizijimingyundezhengquedakaifangshi，nengzhonggetoujiang，rengejiejieyijingguipinbaofale。
lengyueyeweizijizheimeizizheibeicuidezaoyuyumenle，buyoudexiangdaogongdezhixuyao20wandianyinggaiyeyuhunpobuquanyouguanba，suijiyebazheigexiangfajifuyaoyaoshuole，fuyaoyaoxianglexiang，yejuedezhiyouzheigekenengle。
liangrenzhunbeiliqushi，quejiandaoyizhizaitiaoxuanshihechashidelingshishanguangyixia，ranhouyixingzibianqingxixianxianchulai：renjianshangxiawuqiannianteshi
shenmeshifenghuiluzhuan？zheijiushi！fuyaoyaohelengyuexingfendepiaohuiyidian，jiangzheijieguogaosuleyidianyanluowang，yidianyanluowangtingle，kanleyanxingfendefuyaoyao，xinlimomoyitan，gailaidezonghuilaide。