第1章
touguopiaopodeyumuyuanwangerqu，banshanyaoxiadecaodi，kuhuangzhongdaizhejimocuilv，yushizhechunjidelailin。
chunjishizheilidaduoshurendeqipan。
bijing，quefashiwujiyuhanmaopidehandong，tainanguole！
kejibianruci，tianqiyebushilimashuonuanhejiunengnuanheqilaide，erjiushizaizheizhonghaimeiyounuanheqilaidezaochunli，limosuxingleguolai。
queqiedeshuo，tashizuotianxingguolaide，daozheishi，yijingyitianyiyele。
“ke、ke、ke......”
limodousuozhedanbodexiaoshenti，yongkushoudeshouwuzhezui，qiangrenzhehuxi，yiyujiangzheilianxudi、siyaokechufeidebingzhuangyaxiaqu。
suikenengxingbuda，danyinkesouerdailaidehunshenzhenzhan，qianchezhedabingchuyuhoudezheijusuantongshentigengjiatengle，tashizaishoubuzhu。
“hua，yaoheshuima？”xiecilishenchuyigengjiakushoudegebo，wuheideshouliduanzheshiwan。
shiwanlideshuibingbuqingche，shenzhiyouxiefahui。
zaidiwandetongshi，tayouwanglimoshenbiankaolekao，xiangyaotouguotiejindeshenti，jiangwennuanchuandijiduifang。
eryuzhixiangfandeshi，shandongliqitarenzesibiwenyiban，benlitamenbujin，zheishihouyuefawanglinuodongerqule。
qie，shandonghoufanggaotaishang，neigepantuierzuoderen，zecongfenjiancaogendedongzuozhongtaiqitou，shuangyansuodinglimo，luchubuzantongdeshense。
guaitage！haoxiangsheinengziwokongzhiganmaokesouside。
“谢谢祖妈。”
yanjiaoyuguangjiangzheixiedongzuofenfenkanzaiyanli，xinlitucaozhedetongshi，limoshuangshoujieguoneishiwan，yangtouyiyinerjin。
meiyouxiandaineixiejianxiaokuaideganmaoyao，xiangyaojinkuaihaoqilai，chuledaliangheshui，tameibiedebanfa。
zheigebuluolidehuozhongcaiyinshouhubulierximie，rujinxianghekaishuineishibukenengde。
erbuxingdeshi，shouhuhuozhongderenqueshizheijushentideshengfu“niujiao”。
dagaisitianqiandewanshang，niujiaozailunzhishouhuhuozhongshi，yigemeizhuyi，shidehuozhongmiele......
qishi，tayemeibuxiaoxin，shenzhiyiwanshangdoumeishuidibaozhehuozhong。
neihuozhongshifangzaiyigexiguadadeshizhirongqilide。
tajiushitaixiaoxinle，jiangneirongqiyongshibangaisile。
rongqilimeilekongqi，shidehuozhongbunengbaochiranshao，jieguo——kexiangerzhi。
牛角有什么错呢？
cuozaitaixiaoxin，cuozaimeirengaosuta，biejihuozhonggaigaizi。
qitarenkemeigai，jibianrenjiabuzhidaozheigeyuanli。
jiuyinci，tabeiguanzaigebideshandongli，youwupaiqudelianggerenkanshouzhe，dengyutinglehoujiuhuibeichusi。
ganggangshuangyansuodinglimoderen，jiushizheigebuluodewu“shi”。
yuyijingxialesantian，buzhishenmeshihouting，danlimozhidao，tashenbiandezheigenvren，yidingbuxiwangyuting。
zheinvrenshizheijushentidezumu“hong”，zheilijiangzumudouchengzuo“zuma”。
niujiaodeshiwu，shidezheijushentizaihuozhongximiedegetian，jiuyinweijingjuerfashaole，yizhiduanduanxuxudeshaoleliangtianbianshaosile，zhidaolimodelinghunjinrubingjieshouletadecancunjiyi。
yuanzhuxunsusiwangdeyuanyin，limodazhicaidedao。
zheihaizidanxinfuqindeshiwuhuiqianchedaoziji，shidezijihezumudechujinggengjiaxueshangjiashuang，xinlijingjubuyi，zaizheizhonghuangkongbuandexinliyalixia，benlaidexiaoganmaohenkuaifazhanchenglezhongganmao。
jiashangtayizhichibubaochuanbunuan，haijingchangshoudaozurendeqingshiyupaiji，yushi，zaiwutichu，rangtamennuodaoshandongkouzhuhou，zhongyubengduanleshenxinneizuihouyigenxian，congerxunsuzouxiangsiwang。
yuanzhushouqingshihepaijideyuanyin，shuolaiyeshixinsuan。
benyuanzhuhejiarenshenghuozaiyigejiaomudebuluo，haiyouyigenenggandemuqinye。
muxishizushehui，yangjiadezhulishinvren，nanxingdediweifanerxiangduijiaodi。
yuanzhudemuqinyehennenggan，daliecaijiyangyangdouxing，kequemingbuzhang，siyuyicibuluodeqiujiweilie。
juyuanzhuzumudeshuofa，yezaimubuluoshishaojiandenengganren，nenggandaoshenzhiweixiedaobuluoyuanzuzhangdediwei。
dengtasile，yuanzuzhangzhongyuzhaodaolebaofujihui，jiangduitadejihentongtongzhuanjiadaoleyuanzhuyijiarenshenshang。
zuizhong，zaiyicichunjibuluojiaohuanhuishang，yuanzuzhangdazhebuluoshiwuduanquedejiekou，jiangtamenyijiajiaohuanjilezheilideshibuluo。
neishiyuanzhucaiganggangliangsuieryi。
ruoshiyehaizai，benyuanzhugaiyoumuqindaidade，keyequesile！
meiyoumuqin，fuqinyouyushehuidiweidikeyihulve，neitahaiyouzumu。
suizheigezumusuizhenianjijianzhang，yangtagengjiachili，kedaodizaijiannanzhong，jiangtalabadaoleshisui。
zheizongbimeifumeimudeguerhaotaiduole。
buluolideneixieguer，zaishiwujinquedehandong，dongeersidegengduo！
zhiyuniujiao，anzhaozheilidefengsu，suimeiyangyuanzhudezeren，dandaodihaishifuqin，youzhefumugaiyoudezerenxin，zheixienianyizhijiejizhetamenzusunliang。
hongnianjidale，dalieshibunengde，zhinengkaocaiji。
budaliebianmeiyouroushi，zhikaocaijideneidianchide，chuleoueryudaobuluoqingzhudenghaoqingkuang，yijibeijieji，chishangyidianroushi，zusunliangyizhihuodehenjiannan。
jiyili，zheiliqueshishigongyouzhideyuanshishehui，yiqidaliecaijibingjiaoyouwulaifenfashiwu，kefenfashiwudeliangquebingfeidouyiyang。
huodeshiwushaoderen，ziranbeifenfadeshiwuyeshao。
这很公平，不是吗？
zheiyangyebiandaozhiyuanzhuheniujiaodeguanxi，xiangduiyibanzheilidefunvgenghaoxie，zhiyinniujiaoshichangjiejitamenzusun。
zhengyinweiyouganqing，yuanzhucainengwushitaren，heniujiaoqinjin。
bierendoushimuqindaida，qinjindeyeshimuqinhuozhezumudengnvxing。
fuqinshishei，youyushehuiyuanyinzaochengdeguanxihunluan（zaizheili，meiyoujiehunyishuo，yigenvxingyishenghuiheduogenanxingzuoshenghaizideshi，juedingquanzaiyunvxing），youderenshenzhibuzhidao。
jibensuoyoudehaiziyanlidouzhiyoumumeiyoufu，shenzhibuzhidaofuqinshishei！
zenme，jiunigenbierenbuyiyang？
yuanzhuzheiyangzuodehouguokexiangerzhi。
taweibeilemuxishehuichuantong，youshigewaibuluohuanlaide，qieyangyuzhirenshigenenglibujidelaoren，haiduoshaoyoudianteliduxing，shoudaodepaijiqingshikexiangerzhi。
哎~
duici，limozhinengbiaoshiyishengtanxi。
tahezheilidesheidoumeishenmeganqing，bijingchuanlaicaibudaoliangtian，haimeishiyingni，gengbieshuoherentanganqing。
ganqingyexuyaoshijianpeiyangdema！
yuanshishehui，renleijibenhaizairumaoyinxuedezhuangtai，lianhuodoubuhuisheng，mianduicankudeshengcunhuanjing，quntishenghuoshibiranfaze。