晋王府。
zhengshibangwan，linhushuixie，qulanghuixuan，wanfengqingqingfuguomanchihehua。huayuanzhong，yinyinyueyuechuanlainvzideshengyin。nuanxiangfudongdehuazhongxianchuyishuangyinideshenying。
buyuanchuyizhushuhou，yinyinyueyuezangzheyimosuqingsedeshenying。
neimoshenyingshenxingxianshou，toushangbangzheyiquanbaisebengdai，bengdaixiayinyinyueyueshenchuhongsexueji。
ciren，zhengshijinrigangganghejinwangchenghundewangfei——gumingyue。
meixiangdaowuliaochulaizhuanzhuan，tajiukandaolezheiyangjingbaoyoumianfeidehaoxi。
erqiezhujiaobujinshizheigejinwangfuzhongdezhuren，gengshitagangchengqindezhangfu——nanjunji！
qiao，zheiyesuanshitahewangyededongfangzhiyeba，zheigewangyehaizaiwaimianhenvrenjiaohe。
budui！gangchuanlaideshihoutingneiqunyahuanshuo，zheiweibushishenranzhongbing，cairangwangyezaibaitangzhishipaoxiayuanzhu，qianchangguadudaihuilaidema？
tingzheidongjing，zheinvrentilihaozheni！
hehe，gumingyuelenglengyixiao。
“ati！”yigepentidalechulai，gumingyueyibawuzhuzijidekoubi。
neiyuanbenzhengzaichanmiandenanzi，tudetingxiadongzuo，huitoukanlai，lengmodeshuangmouruchuqiaozhijian。tashouwanyifan，sangeyinzhenjieliandazaishuzhuangshang。
“chulai！”yinlengdeshengyinrutongcuilebingshuang。
tashenxiadenvzifeisedemianjiashangmanshijinzhang，suozaitahuaizhongsesedekaikou：“wangye……”
nanjunjidishengwenroudeanweilejiju，yongyishangjiangnvzibaohao，suihoulaguozhangyi，conghuacongzhongzhanleqilai。
xiezicaizaikuzhishangfachu“kacakaca”deshengyin，yankanyuelaiyuejin，gumingyueduozaishuhouyitoulenghan，taoyebushibutaoyebushi。
他娘的，这回栽了！
zheiyaobeizhuadaole，yizheigenanrenlengkudexingzijueduitaobuleyidunda！
“zuihaoguaiguaijibenwangchulai。”shulingyibianchuanlaibinglengdeshengyin。
sijiusiba！yuqibeitazhuazhudaoburuzishou！
gumingyueyanjingyibi，subaisedexiezizhengmaichuquyibu，shenhouturanyizhidashoujiangtazhuaizhu，yixunleibujiyanerzhishijiangtalajinlepangbiandeyigejiashanhoumian。
是谁！
gumingyuemiansedahai，huangmanghuitou。
tazhijuedeyanqianyihei，hunleguoqu。
zaixinglaishi，yijingshidierri。
gumingyuehuodecongchuangshangzuoleqilai，dayanyikan，zheibuzhengshiyuanzhudefangjianma？tazenmehuilaide？zuotianneigerendaodishishei？
taaonaoderouzheweiweifasuandehoujing，zhengnulihuiyizuotianneirendexiangmao，menwaixiangqiyahuanjijideshengyin。
“xiaojiexiaojie！wangyelaikanninle。”
mianshangshanguoyimocuoe，gumingyuexiachuangcongchuangwaikanqu。
yuanzilinanjunjizhengtongzuotianneigeneiweichaozheibianzouguolai。
好家伙！
gumingyueyanzhongshanguoyimojiaoxia，feikuaidezuanjinlebeizili，waimianchuanlailejiaobusheng。
zhulianbeirenhaobukeqideliaokai，nanjunjilingzhetazoulejinlai。
“qieshenjiwangyeqingan。”gumingyuecongchuangshangweiweiqishen，shouzaibeizilihenhenqialeyibadatui，benjiuqisebuhaodelianshangshunjianyipiancangbai。
nanjunjijiantaxuruodemianshanghaowuxuese，quanwuyiwangdebahu，xinzhongsuishibuxi，dandaodihaishijuedingfangruanleyixiekouqi：“buyongxinglile，benwangjinriguolaijiushixianggaosuni，benwangyaoquhuaerweicefei。”