“xiamianbobaoyizexunrenqishi。”
huaguoshijian19:30，bengaijingenzai《xinwen》zhihoudeguanggaobingmeiyouruqierzhi，querdaizhideshiyizhangchongmanlegongjixingdemeiyannvrenzhaopian，zaishunxizhijianbazhanleguoneishuqianwanjidedianshi、diannaopingmu。
zhaopianshangdenvrenkanshangqubuguoshiliuqisuideyangzi，guazilian、taohuayan，zuijiaoweiweishangyang，pifu**dijiuxiangnengqiachushuilai，napagezheshizhendeyejingpingmudounengganshoudaoyiguyidiandoubujiediqideaojinger。
什么情况？
zhengdengzhe60shuangjinguanggaoshijiandeqianwanhurenjiatongshifachulezheiyangdeyihuo。
pingmuliyoumeidezhuboshengyinzaijixu。
“chenruomin，nv，shiqisui，shuangxingfengshangchuangshirenchenliwandongshizhangdunv，zaijinri16shidonghaihaiyufashengdetedahaixiaozhongshilian。ruyoufaxianqizongjizhe，qinglijibodadianhua02x-6888xxxxhuo138xxxxxxxyuwomenlianxi。
fantigongyouxiaoxiansuozhe，kehuoyiqianwanyuanganxiejin；nengbangzhuzhaodaobinganquanhusongqihuijiazhe，shuangxingfengshangjiangyiyigeyizhongjinchouxie。”
tingdaozheiyizexunrenqishihou，zhongrendediyifanyingbushigantanzheitianjiadechouxiejin，yebushinamenhuangjin60sdeguanggaoweizenmeturanhebingchengleyizexunrenqishi，gengbushihaoqishuangxingdeqianjinweishenmehuipaodaodonghaihaiyuzheizhongjimaosuanpidexiaoshi，ershi……
“zheigejiaochenruominde，zhangdekezhenhaokana……！”
dengdaotonggaobofangdaodierbiandeshihou，dajiacaifanyingguolaidaodifashengleshenme。
shuangxingfengshangdeqianjinzaihaixiaozhongshizongle？
zheiniantou，zhiyaohuishangwangjiumeiyoubuzhidaoshuangxingfengshangde。
guoneizuidanghongdenannvyanyuan、shoushilvzuigaodejiangzuiduodedianshiju、zuiliuxingdeyinle、yanchanghuimenpiaomaidezuikuaidegeshou、zuihuobaodezongyijiemu、xiaoshouezhanbizuigaodezazhi……jihuquanbuchuziyuzheigeyulegongsi。
congshinianqiankaishi，shuangxinghaijianjianjiangyewufanweikuodadaoleyuleyedezhoubianxingye，biruchuleyikuanjiaozuo“shuangxingyingshi”deapp，zhengheshangxianlezijiqixiasuoyoudedianshijiemu，bingshouhuileqitabofangpingtaidebanquan。
zhicizhihou，huaguoguoneidesuoyouyingshiapp，quanbuliangliangle。
youxiaodaoxiaoxishuo，shuangxingzheijinianhaizaikaolvipgaibianjuheshejiaoapp，shenzhidasuanshejiyiqianconglaibuxieyugandexuanxiujiemu，nongdezhenggeyulequanfengshenghelicaomujiebing，shengpashuangxingyigexiangbukai，zijidegongsijiuyaodaobile……
rujinshuangxingdeqianjinturanshizong，nanbuchengshineixieduishougongsichuleshenmeyaoezi？
nvzhubodazhezhanzhaixialeermai，zhibojianli，suoyoudesheyingtuanduiyexinyoulingxidiguandiaojiqi，jieshulezhei60sdegongzuo。
“咳，导播……”
nvzhuboliaoleliaotoufa，luchuyigezhiyehuadeyouyaxiaorong。
“wojintianshentibudashufu，nengbuneng……qinggejia？”
daobongleyisheng，suanshitongyilezheigexiaoxiaoyaoqiu。
shengxiadejigeshexiangshihedengguangshimenduishileyiyan，yecuozheshoukesouliangshengpaiduizoudaoledaobomianqian。
“keke，daobo，wosangziyoudianbushufu……”
“woganggangjiedaojialixiaoxi，shuoshihaizizaiyoueryuanzheleliang……”
“导播，我……”
daoborengdiaoduijiangji，bunaifandihuilehuishou。
“xinglexingle，bujiushixiangqudonghaibianshangzhaorenma？nimenzheixieren，pingchanggongzuomeikanduonuli，tiantianzuomengxiangzheyiyebaofu。yebudongdongnaozi，pingshuangxingdecailiduanshijianneidoumeizhaodaoren，nimenhaixiangquzhuangdayun？”
jigedalaoyemenyouxiegangadiduiwangleyiyan，zuihouyigekanqilaidanzizuidadexiaoxinwendao。
“neidaobo……zheigeqingjia……？”
“gungungun，dougunba！”
zhongrenjingxiduiwangyiyan，mangbudieshoushidongxizourenle。daoboliuzaiyuandizhoumaleliangju，dengzhiboshiliderendouzouguangle，caiyaotoutanqidiqiaoxianglegebidebangongshi。
“taizhang，woganggangjiedaolaopoxiaoxi，shuoshihaizizaiyoueryuanzheleliang，nengbuneng……qinggejia？”
……
zaihuaguodeminzhongbeizheiyitiaotianjiaxunrenqishinaoderenyangmafandeshihou，donghaiyinanyigeshijieditushanggenbenlandebiaozhudebuzhimingxiaodaoshang，zuoweixunrenqishidangshirendechenruomin，zhengyilianxianqidikanzhemianqianzheiyituobuzhidaoshishenmedeqingseguoshi——yeshidangxiaweiyinengzhaodaodeshiwu。
“nijiudasuanjiwochizheige？”
倒霉，真是倒霉！
chenruominyishengshunfengshunshui，conglaimeiyouguozheiyangdaomeidejingli。
shuoqilaijintianhaishitadeshengri，shanggeyueshuangxingdedongshihuishang，tatileyigeshifenkaopudeyuleyeyudichanyedehezuoqihuashu，laotouzilongxindayuesongletayiliangyoutingzuoweishiqisuishengriliwu，zuoweiyigejingtongyuchihewanledefujianv，chenruominlisuodangrandizhaojilequanzilideneiyipiaohupenggouyoujiazheyoutingchuhaile。
benlaizhixiangzaijinhaikaigeyoutingpaidui，meixiangdaoyubaozhongbengaifengpinglangjingyanyanggaozhaodeyitianturanjiuhaixiaole……tadeyoutingmeiaiguojigelangtoujiufanlechuan，lianjiushengyidoulaibujihuanjiuzaidaolehaili。
zaicixinglaizhihoujiupiaoliudaolezheigegudaoshang，shoujimeile、shiwumeile，jiushengpangbianzheigezaihunmiqiantiaoxiayoutinglaletayiba，yizhihuzhetashangandebaijinyan。
baijinyanziranyeshinanchengfuerdaiquanzilideyige，erqieshizuiteliduxingdeneiyige。
tajibuxiangduoluopaidebaijiaziyiyangzhengtianchihewanlewushishengfei，yebuxiangshangjinpaidejingyingyiyangshisiwusuijiukaishijiechujiazuchanye，ershijiuxiangyigeputongrenjiade“bierenjiadehaizi”neiyang，meitiannulidushu，ranhouzuoweizheigequanzilidedumiao，kaojinlenanchengzuihaodegaozhongzhiyi——nanchengyizhong。
zheiyangyigerenbenlaibuyinggairongjintamendequanzili，keshibaijinyancengzaiqisuineinianxuexiaodedengshanbisaizhonglaguochenruominyiba，suoyichenruominyizhiduizheigeshaonianyougumengmenglonglongdehaogan，zongshiwuyishidixiangjiangzheigerenlajinzijidequanzi。
haozaitamenliangrenshidezao，suoyizongshibaijinyanhoulaixinggemeiyouxiaoshihouneimenuanle，yeyizhiduizheigezhuzaigebijiedeqingmeizhumahaisuanzhaogu。
“yangzisuiranbuhaokan，danweidaohaibucuo，zheigedaoshangyemeiyouqitashiwu，zongbunengyizhiezheba？”
baijinyanjiangmianbaoguobaixialaiyixiaokuai，dijilechenruomin。
“你试试。”
suiranhenxiangshuozijijiushiesiyebuchizheizhongbanshengbushudeyeguozi，keshikanzhebaijinyanganjingqingxiudecelian，chenruominhaishixiaoshengdigulejiju，jieguolezheigeshenmeguimianbaoguo。
“好吃吗？”
baijinyanwendao，tongshiyewangzijizuilisaileyixiaokuaiguorou。
“不好吃。”
chenruominhengleyisheng，zhouzhemeitou，zuijiaoguadelaogao。
yaobushizheigedaoshangmeiyoubiededongxi，yaobushizheiwanyishibaijinyandiguolaide……heng，zheizhongshiwutaliankandoubuhuikanyiyan。tachenruominhuoleshiliu……ebu，shishiqinian，haiconglaimeiyouchiguozheimecaodedongxi。
baijinyanwenyandishengxiaoleyixia，dashouroulerouchenruominyinweizaihaishuilipaoguoeryouxiedajiedetoufa。
“zairenren，dengmingtiantianqihaoxielewomenjiujianxieganshuzhishenghuoqiuyuan，anzhaojialidesouxunsudu，zuichimingtianzheigeshihoujiunenglikaile。”
zhaolishuozheigedongzuoyebushibaijinyandiyicizuole，keshipianpianzheiyici，zhangyangleshijinianbuzhihaixiuweihewudechenruomin，touyicilianhongle。
“不舒服？”
chajuedaochenruomindeyiyang，baijinyandishengwendao。
youxiebieniudedongledongshenti，chenruominbutaigaoxingdao。
“yifuquanshishide，nanshou。”
daobushibaijinyanbuhuiyewaishenghuo，zhishihaixiaoguohouyoushidayu，zheigedaoshangliangenganshuzhidouzhaobudao，shibabanjinengyigedouyongbushang，yezhinengtuozhezhanmanleyanlideshiyishangchuizhehaifengle。
baijinyanningleyibazijideyijiao，luchuyigeaimonengzhudebiaoqing。
“wodeyifuyehaizaidishui，meifahuanjinile，xinghaoxianzaicaibayuechu，yaoshiqiudongjikongpajiugengnanaole。”
chenruominbatouniudaoyibian，youbugaoxingdihengleyisheng。
“nenghuanwoye**bierendeyifu，wokele，yaoheshui。”
baijinyankanleyiyanshoulidemianbaoguo，dijilechenruomin。
“zheigezhiyekeyihe。”
chenruominluchuyigexianqidebiaoqing。
“不要！”
baijinyanyouzhilezhiliangrenjiaobiandeshuikeng。
“yushuishaoweiguolvyixiayekeyihe。”
shuikengdedixiahaichenzhesuishihenisha，chenruominguangshixiangyixiangwuguandoukuainingzaiyiqile。
“我才不要！！”
baijinyantingleyouzhilezhibuyuanchuyouheidehaian，yibenzhengjingdidiandiantou。
“neijiuzhinenghehaishuile。”
“白！谨！言！！”
陈若玟怒吼。
baijinyanyouqingxiaoyisheng，jiangshoulishengxiadebangemianbaoguosaidaolechenruominshouzhong。
“haole，haishihezheige，guaile。”
tadezuichunhaiyouxiecangbai，buzhidaoshiyinweizaidahailipaotaijiutuoshuile，haishiyinweizaizhiqianhainanzhongyizhixiangbanfahuzhechenruominerhaofeiletaiduoliqi。
chenruominturanxiangqilaibaijinyanhaoxiangyeyizhimeiyouheguoshui，zijiyuandixiuzhengdeshihoutahaizaimandaodixunzhaoshiwuheshuiyuan。zheigedaoshangqueshiyouliangkemianbaoshu，danshishugaoshijimi，daomuqianweizhitamennengjiandaodeguoshiyejiuzheimeyige。renbuchifanhaikeyimianqiangchengjitian，danshibuheshui……
kanzheshenbianrenshouruoquewenhedeshenying，chenruominturanjuedechangyikouhezijipingshijingzhideyinshixiguandaxiangjintingdeyeshengyinliaohaoxiangyebushineimenanyijieshoudeshiqingle。
jiangbangemianbaoguocoudaozuibian，xiaoxinyiyidiminleyikou，chenruominzhangzhangtanleyikouqi。
唉，真香。