“啊！”
“噗通！”
xiayimiao，huangmaonvshengjiurutongyizhishabaobeidiujinleshuili，zhakaiyidapianshuihua。
neixingchoudeshuixingjianzailingwaijigetongxuedelianshang，jingdetamenmiansecanbai，yifujianleguidebiaoqing。
“paihaodui，yigeyigelai！”tangqinyongshouzhilishunzhedachengjiedetoufa，dichuideyanshenluozaishoubeizhanzhedekucaoshang，“yaowoqinzidongshou，haishinimenziyitiao？”
“kao，yiqishang。”jirenduanzandejingyazhihoutongshipuleshanglai，tamenjiubuxin，zheigerenjianrenqidechoubaguaihainengfanletianbucheng。
suizhejidaoluoshuishengchuanlai，tangqinjiandandehuodongleyixiashouwan，lengyankanzhehaizaishuizhongzhengzhadejigeren。
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“tangzixi，nijiwodengzhe，xiaoyerangnichibuledouzhezou……gudong……”
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tamomodekanzheneipaishuxieryoumoshengdeziji，shenqingyouxiefuza。
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taconglaibuzhidaoyoufuyoumushizhongshenmeganjue，gengmeiyoutihuiguosuoweidefucimuai。
suiranzheigetangzixidefumuliyi，danhaozaifumujianquan。
tangqinjiangneizhangzhitiaozhaixialaifangzaiyibian，diuxiashubaojinleyushi。
wenredeshuiliucongtoushangjiaoguanxialai，rutongyishuangshuangwenroudeshouqingqingfuguo。
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ketashengxingdanxiaonuoruo，napashibeiqifubeidabeichaoyebugangaosujiazhang，zhinengzaiwangluoshijielibuduandemabiziji。
tangqinmeixiangdaodeshi，zaineiyouzangyouchoudeyanshixia，tangzixijingranshiyigejuesemeiren。
tayonglicalecajingzi，jingyadedengdaleyanjing。
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靠这张脸就够了。