第2章
danguanchabijingshiguancha，shouguoyixiexitonghuadexuexi。
duiyuzheizhongqiongxiongjiezhibei，liangmingguanchashenzhiruguoyikaishiqishishangbeizhenshezhu，neijiuhennanfanpan。
dangji，yimingguanchazhuangzhedanzi，yuqizhibuzhuzhandou：“fangsi！nisharenle，womenhaibunengzhuonani？nandaoniyaogenguanfuzuoduima！”
lingyimingguanchagangxiangshuohua，jiubeiliyuneisharenbandemuguangjihelehuiqu，zhinengxiaoshengdigudao：“ni......nimoyaotaixiaozhang，woshouliyoudao！”
liyuxianjiangzijideliangmingweihunqideerduowuzhu，ranhoucoudaoliangmingguanchadezhongjian，shenxiyikouqi，hunhoudeshengyinrutongguannaomoyin，shunjiancichuanshenjing。
“nimenshixiazi？？laozimeiyousharen！woliyuzuoshiqing，jiangdejiushiyigedaoyi！shineitiaosigouxian......”
liyudehuahaimeiyoushuowan，liangmingguanchayijingshoubulele，zheidahouyezhemorenle，ermodouyaobeizhensuile。
shouzhongdedaozipadaluodi，yigeliangqiangdaozaidishang，huailiyizhangqiyueyediaolechulai。
“liyu！ni......niganshenme！！！zheikeshiguanlaoyea，nizheishizhaosia！”
cunzhangjiderutongreguoshangdemayi，zoudaoliyudemianqian，henbudeyongguaizhangdasiliyu。
“niweilelianggebuxiangganderen，jingranyaozhizijiyusidi！”
kanzhecunzhangdeyangzi，liyuxinzhongyeshiyinuan，zheishiguanxinzijini。
dan，cunzhangbuzhidaodeshi，liyuzhisuoyixuanzechenluotonghechuzihan。
自然不是单纯好色。
chuleweinvren，tahaiweileqian，weilezijinenggouguoshangxiaoyaoshenghuodemengxiang。
chenluotonghechuzihan，yitingmingzijiubushixiangxianvzi。
bushuotamendebeijing，danshishouguozhishijiaoyu，zheiyidianjiuzuyirangliyuxunsufajia。
qimazaihongyunxiang，keyirangerweifurenzuoyixiebianzhishiyongzhukuang、zhizaoyifuzhileidenvzishanzhangzuodegongyihuo。
xinlingshouqiaojiashangzhishideyunyong，haorizibujiulaileme！
至于什么粮食危机？
neibushiliyuxuyaodanxinde，takeshiyoumingdelieshoua，haochengjianwuxufa！
zhengxiangzhe，pangbiandecunminjingranhaizaiyilun。
“zheiliyuzhenshifenglea！tadelianggelaopobuhuishishenmesaobaxingba！”
“xu！shaoshuoliangju，xiaoxinfengzishalewomen！”
“aa！kuaipaoa，taguolaile！”
liyuyishenglengheng，“doujilaozizhanzhu！sheiyaoshiganzaizouyibu，zhangmazijiushixiachang！”
“jintiannimenbalaozideguijujizhule，yejizhuwoponiangdeyangzi！
yihouditouzuoren，gaodiaozuoshi，buyaojicunzhangzengjiafudan！tingdaomei？！”
cunminmenneilijianshiguozheiyangdechangmian，limatinglexialai。
liyukanzhecunminmentoudiandeyourubolanggu，manyidiandiantou，shunbiansaoshiyizhou。
zhangmazideliangweixiaodibujianle。
shiyoubajiushiquzhaorenle。
yaomebaoguan，yaomeshiquzhaozhangmazidegege。
“heng，wojiuzaizheilidengni！”
liyubuxiezhuantou，turankandaoledishangdeqiyue。
dunshishenseyizhen，guoranshitadeqiyue！
还被撕毁了！
liyuyanjingyimi，tacaideguoranmeiyoucuo，congzhangmazidehua，jiukeyipanduanchulai，jintianzhangmazishidaizhebidedezixinweizijiliangweibuxingdexiongditaolailaopo。
kelaopoyijingbeizijixuanzoule，qiyueyeqiandingle，anzhaolvfa，shibukenengbeibierenqiangzoude。
但凡是都有例外。
jiubiruzheifenliangmingguanchashoulezhangmazidehaochu......
liyukanzhedishangdeqiyue，jianleqilai，jixuzaiguanchaerbianxiaoshengdao：“wohaishiduguoliangnianshude，sihuiqiyuewojidehaoxiangshisizui......”
liangmingguanchawenyanshensejianmanshijingkong，gubudeyongshoucaerduodexue，lianmangzhanqishen，zoudaoliyudemianqian。
“li…lixiansheng，woshangyoulaoxiayouxiao，haiqingningaotaiguishou！”
“lixiansheng！zhiyaoninweiwomenbaomi，womenyuanyiweininmashoushizhan！”
liangmingguanchazitaifangdehendi，tamendaoyekanchulaile，liyubuxiangshixunchangzhibei。
zheizhongganjue，zheizhongqishi，zhiyouzaiyamenlimianneixiezuidaejidefanrenshenshangjiandaoguo。
yamenlimiandebutouzongshijiaodaotamen，ruguoyudaoyigehenyounenglideren，genzheta，bininuliyibeizidouzhongyao！
liyuhuyidikanzheliangmingguancha，huaiyiyouzha。
danyifanshitanhou，faxianliangmingguanchashizhendexianggenzheta，huozheshuoshi......beitadafule。
“lige，zhangmazideshitiyouxienanyichuli，bijingshisirendeshiqing......zenmeban？”
zuobianmingweifanglongdeguanchashuodao。
youbianmingweifangxiangdeguanchalingjiyidong：“ge，yaobuwomenjiushuoshizhangmazifangaigongwu，beiwomengeliangdasile！zenmeyang？”
“sheishuozhangmazisile？”
liyuyaranshixiao，xiangyaoguoxiaoyaokuaihuoderizi，ziranbuhuiranshangrenming。
死人可不是小事。
dayewangchaosuiranbiduanxianxian，jibingyijiu，danfaduyijiusenyan！
gengbieshuozhangmazihaiyouyigepoyouweiwangdeshushenggege，chuojilianggudounengchuosiziji。
“没死？！”
fangjiaxiongdishifenzhenjing，“lige，taduiliangweisaozichuyanbuxun，nibushiyaoshaletama？”
liyumeiyoujieshi，zhuantoukanxiangyuanfang。
yiduiguanfurenma，heranchuxian。
lingtoudebukuaishensefennu，mamalieliede，zaitadeshenbiangenzhezhangmazideliangwei‘buxing’xiongdi。
“tamade，sheisharenle！laolikemeiyoudifangjinizhule！”
fangbukuaibuzaihusileshei，silederenhaihao，huozhedefanrenhaiyaozailaoliduochiwanfan。
zheishihenduohuobuxiaquderenguanyongdejiliang。
buxingxiongdizhizheduimiandeliyu，nushengdao：“fangbukuai，jiushineigefengzishade！”
“李羽？”
fangbutoumeitouyizhou，juranshiliyushaleren？
tajiazuzubeibeidoushishoufadelaoshiren，zenmehuisharen？
henkuai，fangbukuaidagailejieleshiqingyuanyou。
buxingxiongdixiongdiliangmeiyouchuanzongjiedaidenengli，dasuanxuanliangminglaopohuijiadangnuli。
mianfeidelaodongli，buyaobaibuyao，silejiusile。
fanzhengdayewangchaomeiyouguidingsirenhaiyaojiaofushui。
zheizhongxingweicengchubuqiong，fangbutouduiciyeshizhengyizhiyan，biyizhiyan。
danxianzai，yijingnaochurenmingle，buguanbuxing！
“weishenmepianpianshilijiazheigewaer......pianpiantahaixuanlelianggeponiang......siderenhaipianpianshizhangmazi......mafana！”
fangbutoudemeitouningchenglemahua。
jiuzaizheishi，yidaobinglengdeshengyinchuanlai：“zenme，fangbutouyaopiantanyigesharenfanma？wozhangyuchengjinrijiuyaoweiwodiditaogeshuofa！”