第一章

woerzideyoueryuanbanzhuren。

shiwolaopoguyandeshinianzhongfen。

dangtafaxiantabanshangzuiaixiaodeneigexiaonanhaiershiguyanhewodeerzihou。

haobuyouyudebangjialeta。

tabuyaoqianyebuyaoren,zhiyaowoheguyanlihun。

chengjiaofeiqidelanweilouli。

woguizaishenrongmianqian,beiweideshuangshouheshibuduanqiqiu:「shenlaoshi,woqiuqiunibieshanghaixiaohai,niyaowozuoshenmewodouyuanyi!」shenrongwenyandiankuangdedaxiao,rengjiwoyitaizhengzaizhibodeshouji。

「shuo!gaosuquanshijie!niyaoheguyanjiejielihunle!nihuidaizhezheigetuoyouping!yongyuancongguyanjiejiedeshijielixiaoshi!」wozhandouzheshuangshoujiangjingtouduizhunziji,yiguqiangliedesuanseyongshanghoutou:「woyaoheguyanlihunle,wohuidaizhehaiziyongyuanxiaoshizaitadeshijieli!」wohuayingangluo。

弹幕瞬间沸腾。

「maye!youshengzhinianhainengtingjianzheichiruanfandeshuochuzheihualai!zhenshitongkuai!」「yongganjiemeinipeixiangtaimiao!biepa!qiaoyancfenshiyijia!womenyidinglaonichulai!」「zhenxiwangninengshuodaozuodao,biedaoshihouyouzhuangkelianshuoshiwomenbini!」「suqiaogehuiguodeneitiannijiugaizidongxiaoshi,sheirangninifeiyaosipilailiandeliuxia!hailianleilewomendejiemeiqucaifengrenji!nikezhenshisangxingzhuanshi!」wobumingbaizheigeshijiezenmele。

jishiwanrendezhibojianli。

meiyourenkanjiandizaiwuguhaizibojingshangdejiandao。

yemeiyourenzaiyizheishiyichangzhengzaifashengdefanzui。

tamenzhizaihuwozheigeaiyandenanrenshibushizhendeyaoxiaoshile。

「zhuangshenmeweiqu!nizhanlesuqiaogedeweizhineimeduonian!nihaiyoulianweiqu!dashengyidian!rangsuoyourendoutingdao!」shenrongbuyiburao,shouzhongfenglidedaorenzaierzibojingshanghuachuleyidaozhangzhangdexuehen。

woxinzangjiujin,fangfoshengshenglouleyipai。

jieliyazhizhefanyongdeqingxu,yibianbiandezhongfuzhe。「woyaoheguyanlihunle,wohuidaizhehaiziyongyuanxiaoshizaitadeshijie!」「woyaoheguyanlihunle,wohuidaizhehaiziyongyuanxiaoshizaitadeshijie!」