第4章 丢人现眼

huayufeililuodeduodaoleshengyaodeshenhou,talaibujinuchi,jiubeierfurenfenglideshouzhijianaodaolianshang,neiminghuanghuangdexuedaozi,shunjianhedetaputongyishengguizaidishangdaoqian:“taizidianxiaxinu,chenfubushiyouyide!”

shengyaodangranzhidaotabushiyouyide,kuangqieyanqianrenhaishitaweilaideyuemuni,tazongbunengjiuzhecuochubufangba?tarenmogouyangdeshangqianjiangrenfuqi:“erfurenqingqi,ruoxitaxianzaizenmeyang?”

tingtawenqizijidebaobeinver,erfurendunshijiuleiruquanyong,tachouchoudadadeninan:“taizidianxia,nikuaijiujiuwokumingdenverba,taxianxiahuxiyuelaiyueruole,lianchentaiyidoushuomeibanfa!”

shengyaoxintengdeliandoubaile,tazhuantoufennudedengxianghuayufei:“nibushishuonengjiuma?kuaiqua!”

erfurenhedexianxiemeijueguoqu,taxunsufanyingguolai,jiaojizhuiwen:“taizidianxia,nishuoshenme?zheigejianyatoutazenmenengjiuruoxi?tabuguoshijialihaowuyongchudechunhuoeryia!”

huayufeipielepiezuijiao,naozilimianshunjianduitaderenshezuolezongjie,tazhisuoyiluoderuciwuming,yanqianzheiweigongbukemei,fanshidouzongzhetadexingzilai,wanquanjiangtayigecongminglinglidexiaoguniangyangchenggefeiwudianxin。

ertadenver,zeyangeyaoqiu,yijiaoyangtademingyiqinglailemingshixundao,qinqishuhuayangyangjingtong,wanquanshimingyangjingchengdecainv。

keyizheimeshuo,huayufeidemingshengyouduochou,huaruoxidemingshengjiuyouduoxiang,liangrenxingchengxianmingdeduibi,yizhidoushijingchengguizumendetanzi。

shengyaoxianrangengjiazaiyihuaruoxideshenti,tachenshenghuida:“woyebuxintahuiyishu,danshitaganggangbaozhengnengbarenjijiuhuo,wanyibuxing,jiuyaotaqupeizang!”

yanjiantataidujianjue,erfurenyebuganzaijianchizulan。

huayufeituozheshoushangdeshentilaidaoerxiaojiedefangjian,zhidaocike,tacaimingbai,zhenggejiangjunfuzuishehuadedifangjiushizheili。

zuiweifuguidegudonghuapingbushuo,dandandishangdezhangmaoditandoujiweirouruan,napachijiaocaishangqu,doubuhuijuedeluodehuang。

fanguantazhudefangjian,neikeshihansuandejin,jihugenxiarenzhudechabuduo。

huayufeiwunaitanxi,yuanzhua,nikezhenbiequ,yuanbenshuyunidefugui,quanluozaibierendeshenshang,mingmingjiangjunfudefanshengshinanifumudeminghuanlaidea。

taqiaoranjiangnaohenyinzang,dangkandaotangzaichuangtashangdehuaruoxishi,yandishanguosuanjidehanmang。

shenweijunquheheyoumingdeyixueshengshou,ququyigenishuihunmigenbenjiubuzaihuaxia,danshitaxiangranghuaruoxiduochixiekutou,bianningmeishuodao:“woxuyaoshiergenjinzhen!”

shengyaomouguangliangliangdedingzheta:“chouyatou,niyouxiangshuashenmehuayang?”

huayufeizhendingcongrongdehuida:“zhiyaonibangwoxunlaishiergenjinzhen,wobaozhengnidejiaomeirenhenkuaijiunengqingxingguolai,ruguonibuxiangxin,xiangshangrentoufengsong!”

shengyaomeizaiyouyu,xunsuminglingshiweichuquxunzhao。

nachengxiangbahuangshushulideshengyinhuoranxiangqi:“benwangshenbiandaizhe,keyijitayong!”

huayufeizhenjingdedengdaneishuangcanliangdeyanmou,zheibahuangshukezhenyouyisi,meishibajinzhendaizaishenshangzuoshenme?nanbuchengtazaojiuzhidaozijihuiyong?

haha,taxintourenbuzhudeyidexiang,zheibahuangshushibushizaojiuduiyuanzhuyoufeifenzhixiangna?buranyebuhuilvcisanfandechushouxiangzhu?

qishitajiuhuaruoxigenbenjiuyongbudaojinzhen,zhixiaozaitashenshangdexueweishanganyayifanjiuhao,danshitaweilechengzhizheichouyatou,jiuyongjinzhen**tadeyaoxue,rangtachengshouquanshenjutongzhixing。

haidetaaibianzi,bixuyaohenhenbaofuhuiqucaixing。

budanyaorangtateng,haiyaorangtadiurenxianyan。

huayufeiehandewanlewanchunjiao,rucichouloudemianrong,zaipeishangzheiguiyideweixiao,rensheikanledouexinzhiji。

pianpianbahuangshuxiangshibandiandoumeiyouxianqi,jingranhaihuiyingletayixia。

kelianzhangzhexiaobaituyangmaodedahuilanghuayufei,beineizhangyingjunqiexiemeideliangoudexinhunluanfei,yikexiaoxinzangyepengpengtiaodekuailehaojigepinlv。

talianmanganleanxinkoudeweizhi,xiaoshenggunong:“jinchidian,keqianwanbietaixingfencusiguoqu,neijiutaidiurenla!”