杜旭东：“……”
suiranbuzhidaoruanqingzhanshishenmeyisi，danshizuoweiyigeganggangbeibaodaguoderen，tafeichangshiqudishenchuleshou，yifuchenfudemoyang。
ruanqingzhanbeifuzhezhanqishenlai，jinjiezhewangxiangmenkou。
nanrenshenxingtingbaqingjun，qiheirumodeyanmouzaiwangdaotashishanguoyisiguangliang。
heisexiuxianxifu，chendetadeshenxinggewaibitingyouxing，sishiyinweiganggangchulizhuangmen，taxiongtanghaiweiweiqifu，kezhibandichuanzheqi。
ruanqingzhanyanjingyiliang，shouyebuyaofule。
这！这！这！
zheibujiushitaganggangxinxinniannian，chadianjuedingyaojitashangzhuxiangdejingsuima？！
原来没驾崩啊！
zhijiantafeikuaidizouguolai，shenshoujiuzaitashoushanghebeishangluanmoleyitong，sishizaiquerenshenme，jiezhe，zaitahaiyilianmengbidezhuangtaixia，youchenmodituilehuiqu。
ruanqingzhanrenshale，taganggangshibeichidoufulema？beijingsuichiledoufu？
takanxiangta，youxiemimang。
dantayouhaoxiangbushijingsui，ruoshineisi，qibushizaozaichongshanglaideshihoujiugentaluosuoniantaoqilaile？
xianzaibiaoqingzheimedanding，genburenshitaside。
geshengjiubadelaobancongmenkouzoujinlai，kanleyiyanwudaaideruanqingzhan，caisongleyikouqi。
jieguochijingyibenzhengjingdiguolaidefangjianyaochi，zuijiaobuyoudichoulexia，zheipomen，xianzaihaiyouyongyaochidebiyaoma？
danrenjiashidalaoban，tayijuyuanyandoubuganyou。
takanxiangruanqingzhan，“ruanxiaojie，womenjiedaoninpengyoudedianhua，shuoninyudaoledianmafan，youshenmewokeyibangnindema？”
ruanqingzhanyanjingyizhabuzhadikanzhetajiahuangdi，guolehuiercairenzhendikanxiangtuledingdejiubalaoban：“womeishile，laoban，tashinijiubadema？”
laobanzhuantoukanleyiyan，zheifangxiang……
shoudaochijingdeyanshenshiyi，jiubalaobandiandiantou，huidao：“shia，ruanxiaojieshiyoushenmefenfuma？”
ruanqingzhannaozilizhuanleyiquan，zheigeshengjiubazhisuoyikaineimeda，ziranshaobulejunnanjingnvdezuoyong。
“woyaota。”qingcongxizhihaobuyouyudizhixiangchijing。
tadequedingyixiashibushineijiahuo，zaizhe，zheimoyang，taqiaozheshenshihuanxi。
酒吧老板：！！！
jiubalaobanhaizaiyouyu，chijingqueshizhudongzoushangqianlai，chongzheruanqingzhandianlediantou，limaosiwendihuidao：“yuanweiruanxiaojiefuwu。”
ruanqingzhanshuangshouyipai，xiaorongmanmandikanxiangjiubalaobandao：“mafanlaobanjiwohuanjianfang，zheimenhuaile。”