第1章
“gaosuta，bushitaxiuwo，ershiwoxiuta，congci，womenhubuxianggan，laosibuxiangwanglai！”
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去特么的龙家大少！
qutemedelongjiadashaonainai！
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zhishi......neizhanglianzenmexiangzijidelaogong？
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“laogong？”yankexinyihuochusheng。
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嘶！看着就痛！！
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“aiyo！”yankexinchitongdizhanleqilai，jiuyixingledaban，dangtataiqitou，kanqingzheigenanrenjunmeilengliederongyan，zhenggerenhuangleshen。
aimaya，zheigenanrenzhenshi......longyaoting！
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“wo......”yankexinyishixingeng，jingbuzhidaoshuoshenme。
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jiuzaicishi，liugebaobiaochongleguolai，“dashao！”
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