第2章:渣男勿扰

dianhualiyubeiqiaodejingjirenwangpengkaishidiediebuxiu,xianggecangyingyiyangdefanren。

“yubeiqiao,nidouganleshenme,nizhibuzhidaoxianzaiwangshangdoushiniputiangaidideheiliao,haiyounizenmeganqupengcichenyun,chenyunshishenmekaweinishishenmekawei,nizijijijinjiliangnibuqingchuma。”

tayibiantingzhecangyingzaiguozao,yibiankanzhejingzizhongzijidelian。

“zhangdehaikeyima,jiushipifuzhuangtaiyoudiancha,shitamanyiade。”

wanquanbulihuidianhuadelingyitou,zhiguzhekanjingzizhongdeziji,zheigeyuanzhugentazhangdeyimoyiyang,weiyibutongdejiushiyuanzhupifutaichale,kanlaiyihouyaozaoshuizaoqile,bunengzaiaoyele,zheishiyubeiqiaoxinmuzhongdexiangfa。

wangpengzaineibianshuodekouganshezao,danshiyubeiqiaoneibianqueshiyidianshengyinyemeiyou,wangpengyiweiyubeiqiaoshibeizijishuopale。

“woshuodenikaolvyixia,duiyunimuqianlaishuo,zuihaodebanfajiushijieyue。”

“haoa,shenmeshihoujieyuea。”

zheigeshihouyubeiqiaogangkanwanjingzilideziji,haishitingmanyide,suoyishuangkuaidedayinglejingjirendejieyue,lianggerenyuedinghaoleshijianyihou,wangpengnazhexinxianchuludayinhaodehetongjiyubeiqiaosongleguolai,yubeiqiaoqianzigaizhang,zhengshihegongsijieyue,congciyihouzaiwuguage。

tazhaogeleshufudezishitangzaishafashang,kanzheshiqingzaifajiao,wangshangderenputiangaididedouzaimayubeiqiaodaotie,kandaozheiliyubeiqiaorenbuzhulenghengyisheng。

guanyutaweishenmehuichuanguolai,neijiuyaohaohaoxiexieyuanzhuzheigeqiannanyoule。

yuanzhuyubeiqiaoyuanbenshiquanzilideshibaxianxiaoyiren,pingshihaiyoudianxiaocunkuan,yubeiqiaonianjiqingqingchulaidagong,jiushiweileyanghuotaneigehaizaidudaxuedenanpengyou,zaizheisinianli,tananpengyoudesuoyouhuafeijihudoulaiziyuyubeiqiao,xianzainanpengyouaochutoule,pengjianlefujiaqianjinyuanyipengta,jiubuyaoyuanzhule,shenzhiweilefengzhuyuanzhudekou,sixialiyueyuanzhuchulaijianmian,jiushiweilebayuanzhusongshanglaonanrendechuang,jiduzhuleyuanzhudezui,haiyouyiwaizhicai,budebushuo,zheiqiannanyouzhenbushidongxi。

yubeiqiaozasheleliangsheng,zheibushidongxidechenyun,jiuyoutayubeiqiaoqinzilaishoushi,takebushiyuanzhuneirenrennaniederuanshizi。

tanenrubaiyudeshouzhikaishizaishoujishangdazi。

【yubeiqiao】yizhihenzunzhongchenlaoshi,jiaowangguo,tachugui,yifenshou。

jiushizheiyijuhua,jiqileqiancenglang,dixiadewangyoukaishirumayubeiqiao,suihouyubeiqiaojianghechenyundezhuanzhangjilu,liaotianjilu,baokuodangshiqukanchenyunbiyedianlishidehezhaoquanbufanglechulai。

yubeiqiaofangchulaiyihouyoumaileyibocan,dagaiyisijiushi,wohechenyuntandehaohaode,buzhidaoweishenmetayaohewofenshou,zhidaofenshouyihouwocaizhidao,yuanlaichenyunyijingyoulexindelianaiduixiang,zuihouhaihenweidadeshuoleyiju,wobuguaita。

youyanjingdewangyou,haiyouyubeiqiaoneishengdejihumeiyoudesizhongfen,yixiazikaishihuoyueleqilai,tongguozheixiezhengjubiaomingchenyunzheishiyoulefujiaqianjinjiupaoqilezaokangzhiqi,quanbuderendoupaoquchenyunzhanghaoxiamiankaishirumachenyun,zhiyoushaoshuchenyundefensibiaoshibushi,yiranzaijianshouzhendi,shuoshiyubeiqiaozaoyao,zhengjujiamao,yidingyaodengdaochenyunyigeshuofa。

chenyunyekandaolezheitiaoxiaoxi,tazenmeyemeixiangdaoyizhirenqitunshengdeyubeiqiaojingranfenqifanjile,erqiexianzaidefengpingyizhishixiangzheyubeiqiaode,chenyunshouliyoubuzhengjuzaizhengquhenjiule,taxianzaikebunengchuxianfumianxinwen,

chenyunsidixiajiyubeiqiaodalegedianhua。

“qiaoqiao,wangshangdeshiqingshizenmehuishia,zheijianshiqingniyijinggaosunidedejingjirenlema。”

chenyunbuxiangxinyiyubeiqiaodeneigezhishangnengganchuzheiyangdeshiqing,chufeishiyoutuanduizaiyunzhuan,erchenyunxianzaiyeshashadeyiwei,yubeiqiaohaishineigeruanshizi。

“bushide,shitamenwenwode,wobuzhidaoweishenmehuizheigeyangzi,huibuhuiduinizaochengbuhaodeyinxianga,chenyunge。”

yubeiqiaoshuozheihuadeshihoudouxiangtu,shuowanzhihouhaituletushetou,juedezijizangdaole,danshimeibanfa,sheirangchenyunzheigesizhananhailaihuyouta,jiubuguaitafantaoluyibole。

“qiaoqiaonitingwoshuo,xianzairangnidetuanduishanchuzheixiewenzhang,womenyehuikongzhiyixiayulunde,nizhidaowoxianzaishouliyoubujuzaizhengqu,bunengchuxianfumianxinwen,dengzheiduanfengboguoquyihou,wodainiquchiniyizhixiangqudeneijiaxicanting,zenmeyang。”

chenyunzaizheibianxishengxiyudehongzheyubeiqiao,taidukeweishifeichangzhencheng,tayaoshiyubeiqiaobenrenkenengjiuxinle。

“keshi,wotingshuochenyungezuijinzaiheyigeqianjintanlianai,weishenmeyaoheqiaoqiaofenshoua,chenyungebuxihuanqiaoqiaolema。”

tayazhesangzi,biezheliqimeiyourangzijixiaochusheng,fanerzhuangchuleyifuxiaobailiankaishimaican,kuitayiqianjingyanfengfu,yaoburanhaizhendeyanbuxiaqu。

“bushide,chenyungezuixihuanqiaoqiaole,guanyuweishenmeheqiaoqiaofenshou,neishiweileqiaoqiaohao,xiaruneige**yizhizaizhuizhewo,shenzhibawodaidaojiuhuishangzhunbei**woguanjiu,woyaoshijujuetakenengzaiquanzilihunbuxiaqule,tashuoyaofengshawo,suoyigengbukenengrangtazhidaonidecunzai,geshihaipaneige**huiduinibuli,suoyizanshihetazaiyiqi,zhishiweilebaohuqiaoqiao,haipaqiaoqiaoshoushanghai。”

“wuwuwu,chenyungeniweilewozhenshifuchutaiduole,wojingranhaizheimeshuoni,duibuqi,woxianzaijiushandiaowenzhang。”

yubeiqiaozaidianhuadelingyitouzhuangshanglekuqiang,xiandechuchukelian。

“guaiqiaoqiao,denggebaituoleneigesinvren,gejiutuichuyulequan,daizhenihuanyoushijie,haobuhao。”

“好。”

tingjianyubeiqiaodexinrandaying,chenyuncaisuanluchulexiaolianhechaofeng,guoranshuolejijuhaohuayihou,yubeiqiaoneigechunnvrenjiudayingbawenzhanghezhaopianshandiao,bingqiechumianzuochengqing,haishiyirujiwangdehaopian,sanyanliangyuneishazijiuzhaobudaobeile。

jiejuewanyihoujiu,chenyunjiudengzheyubeiqiaoshandiaowenzhang,jieguozuodengyoudeng,denglailewushudemanma,chenyunkanjianzijizhanghaoxiamiandemanmabizhiqiangengduole,ganjinkankanfashengleshenme,kanwanyihouchenyundeliansetieqing,henbudejiangshoujishuailechuqu。

“虞北桥。”

congyafenglijichujigezi,zheigesinvren,jianzhishiyaohuileta,tameixiangdao,yubeiqiaozheige**jingranjiangzheiduanduihualuyinsuihoufadaolewangshang,haishunbianaiteleyixiachenyunkouzhongdaozhuitadenvzixiaru,rangtalaikankanzheigeweijunzi。

yinpinshimeiyoujingguojianjide,suoyidangzheiduanzhengjushuaichulaiyihou,chenyunderenshechedibengtale,shenmeruanfannan,shenmexiaobailiandengcitiaoquanbukouzailechenyundeshenshang,xiaruyechulaibiaotai,zhengmingzijiconglaimeiyoudaozhuiguochenyun,shichenyunzhudongshihao,yeconglaimeiyouqiangpoguochenyun,jiranchenyunzheimeshuo,neixiaruzheibianyezhijiezaiwangshanggongbufenshou,chenyunyishizhijianchenglezhongshizhide,qianjinnvyoumeile,jiulianneibuzhengjugujiyepaotangle,erchenyunyechenglewangshangreyidezhanan。

eryubeiqiaoni,kanzhetamenzaiwangshanggouyaogou,ledezizai,bujinchenggongdeshouhuoleyibofensi,bodeleyiboguanzhudu,erqiehaixiaoyoumingqi,xianzaihaiyoubushaorenzaiwangshangshuozhexintengjiejie,jiejieyuanlizhananshiduide。

yubeiqiaozuowanzheiyiqieyihou,shuazheshoujilele,suihounaqizhuozishangdeguazichileqilai,yubeiqiaogangchileyigejiutingjianleqiaomensheng,suihoutalazhetuoxiequkaimen,yubeiqiaomeizizidequkaimen,suihoudezhileyigehenbuhaodexiaoxi。