第一章 生个孩子

“wu……”rankelanjinyaozheyagenburangzijijiaochurenheyidianshengyin,kewufarenzhudemenhenghaishizaiduanduanxuxudecongbiqianglixieluchulai,rangtagandaohenxiuchi。kanzheshenxiaderencangbaidelianshangjintouzhelilihanzhu,luyuhaowulianmin,fengcidao:“zenme?”binglengdehuayuyiziyijudechuantouzherankelandeermo,tajinbishuangyan,yiyanbufa。mouzhongyouzhexiane:“zhuangshengnv?zhenyiweiwoxiangpengnizhongshexiexinchangdebailianhua?”bulunerbianshizenyangedudeyuyan,cikederankelananzisongleyikouqi:zhongyuzuowanle!“nizuihaoyicihuaishang,wokemeiyouxingquzaipengniyici。”rankelanhuanhuanzhengkaishuangyan,zhengzhengdekanzheyanqianzheizhanglingwushunvrenqingdaodelian,zhiyoutazhidaozheizhangmirendelianxiamianzangzheyikeduomelengxuedexin。tajiajinlujialiangnianle,suoshoudedaiyuliangeyongrendouburu,gengbietixingfuqizhishile。ruobushizheicilulaoyezideqiangzhimingling,yaozaibannianneibaoshangsunzi,tarankelanhaihuishigewaimianfengguang,jialiluopodeguaming“lushaonainai”!“zuowanlema?zuowanlewoyaoxiuxile。”rankelanbuzaikanluyudelian,pieguotouzhuanxiangyibian,dandandewendao。“weilebuzaiyouxiayici,zheicijiuyicizuogeganjing,shengdewoyihougengexin……”rankelanhaimeilaidejifanying,luyudeyouyilunmenggongqingxierlai。tazhijuedeyizhentouyunmuxian,zhenggerendouxiangbeixianrulewanzhangshenyuan。“bu,buyao……qiuqiuni,fangguo……wo……”rankelanzaiyerenbuzhudeqiqiuzhe,chulehanzhucencenerxia,buzhengqideyanleiyekekehualuo,jinshizhexuebaidezhentou。tajuedezijizheiyike,lisishenzhiyouyibuzhiyao。“fangguoni?haoa,nidengzhe!”qiheidexuanwozaixishizherankelandelizhiheshenti,tayidianyidiandexianruheian,zaishiquzhijueqian,tatingdaoletashuodezuihouyijuhua。“zhenmeiyong,jiuzheiyangyunle?jiannvren!”fangfoyiqiedoupingjinglexialai,rankelanzhijuedezijipiaofuzaibankong,yizhipiaozhe…………yiri,rankelansuansedezhengkaiyanjing,zhenggedachuangshangzhiyoutayigeren。tazichaodexiaolexiao,shenweishengyugongjudeta,nengzaizheigedachuangshangguoyiye,tayinggaigandaohen“rongxing”!rankelantuozheyourubeinianyabantengtongdeshentixiachuangxishuhou,xialelou。datingliruwangchangyiyang,yongrenmenzuozhegezidegongzuo,luyuzezhengzaimantiaosilidechizhezaocan,duirankelandechuxian,meiyourenduokanyiyan。zaoyisikongjianguanderankelanyebuzuorenhetingliu,zhijiechaodamenzouqu。“zuoxia!”yishengturuqilaidemingling,rangrankelandejiaoweiweidunledun:“wobuchizaocan。”tabunengheluyutongzhuochifan,zheishiluyuteyixiademingling。suoyi,congtajinrulujiakaishi,doushizaizijidefangjianlichifan。“wobuguannidesihuo,congjintiankaishi,meitianzaoshangjiwobayangtaitanghele。”yangtaitang?rankelanzaixinlilengxiaoyisheng,shia,xianzaitakesuanshijinguizhe,shuobudingduziliyijingyoulelongzhong,shidehaohaoyangzhe。rankelanzouhuicanzhuobian,duanqizhuoshangzaoyishenghaodeyiwanrubaisedetang,yikouqijiuquanbuheguang。taxianglaibuweikangluyudemingling,zhiyouzheiyang,tacainengwujingwuxiandezaizheiliduguo。liangniandefengpinglangjingquebeilaoyezideyidaominglingdapo,yizhiyushoudaolezuowanqurudeduidai。“wokeyizoulema?”rankelandeyuqiyijiushidandande,meiyousihaoganqing。luyuzheicaizhengyankanxianglerankelan,meitouyitiao:“nizheishishenmetaidu?”rankelandimeichuimu,chenmozhe。zheishitaguanyoudetaidu,suoweishuoduocuoduo,shaoshuocaishishangce。“zuoxia!”rankelanyiyubufadezailuyudeduimianzuolexialai。“quanchile。”zairankelandemianqianyoujidiejingzhidegaodian,fenliangbuduo,keyingyangdapeidedougangganghao。tanaqikuaizimomodichizhe。diyicizuozaizheiyangdadecanzhuobianchifan,tajuedehenmosheng,youqiduimianhaizuozheyigeheizheliandenanren。yidunzaocanzaiwuyuzhongjieshu。rankelanfangxiakuaizishi,tuokouerchudeshuoleju:“woxiangqingsantianjia。”“ganshenme?”“woyaoqucshizhaogeren。”“peng!”luyumengdeyibazhangpaizaidalishidezhuomianshang,baohedao:“rankelan,wohaimeisi,zheimekuaijiuquzhaobeitai?”zheishengmengranxiangqidebaohehehuailegangshoushiwanwankuaizhunbeiduanzoudeyongren,yongrenyisongshou,yiduiwandiehualaladequandiaozailedishang,shuaidefensui。cipiandesuikuaisichufeijian,huaguorankelanluzaizhiyetaoqunwaidetuishang,dunshichuxianyidaoxuekou,xueyexiongyongerchu。tabuhuangbumangdechouchujizhangzhijin,cadiaoxuejihou,zhanqilaimoranlikai。taweishenmeyaoxiangtakaikouqingjia?fenglema?beitai?tarankelancaishimingfuqishidebeitai,shineitongfuyimudemeimeiranrudebeitai。kanzherankelanlikaidebeiying,luyuyouxieweiweifaleng。rankelandejiaoaoshizhenggeashidouzhidaode,zaitachugeqian,duoshaomingmenwangzutapoleranjiademenjian,tadoubuxieyigu,baokuoluyuzainei。chenzheranshizaoyujinrongfengbochuyujijikeweidejingdi,luyuyinengbangranshiduguoweijiweitiaojian,qulerankelan。taquta,yifangmianshiweilezhijindoushengsiweibuxialuobumingderanrubaochou,yifangmianjiushiyaocuosharankelandeaoqi。tajiushiyaoyongyibeizideshiguanglaixiaohaodiaorankelandeqingchun,moshatadejiaoao,rangtaguduzhonglao。kedaolejintian,yanqianderankelanyiranneiyangdejiaoao,neiyangdebubatafangzaiyanli。guangjiededibanshangyouzhedidixueji,neishicongrankelantuishangdehuashangliuxiade。luyuweiweizhouqilemeitou,tabuzhidaotengma?congxiaobeipengzaishouxinlizhangdadejiaoaogongzhu,jiuzheiyangrenxialehaizailiuxuedeshang?zairankelanjijiangtachudamenshi,shenhouyouyicichuanlailedihou:“huilai!”rank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