第四章一个不留
“nimendaodishishenmeren,jiongjiongzenmehuizainimendeshoushang?”
huiguoshenlai,lisisuijijiuchijingwubidiwendao。
“fangkaijiongjiong,tashiwode!”wangbotiannudao,taziconggensuxiaoyunhelisiliangrenqianxiaheyueyihou,jiongjiongyijingbeitashizuolejinluan,rongbudetarenranzhi。
suxiaoyunzeyouxiejinzhangqilai:“nimenganbangjiajiongjiong,zhibuzhidao,bangjiahaizishifanfade?ganjinbajiongjionghaijiwomen。”
绑架?
chenxuanlengxiao,zheixierenzeihanzhuozei,daoshihuidaodayipa。
jiongjiongjiandaozheisanren,mianlujingkong,lianmangbatouzhuanguolaikanxiangchenxuan:“baba,huairen!”
tazheifujingkonghaipademoyangluozaishibazuntianlongweiyijifuguancaijundeyanzhong,gengjiarangrenxinteng。
“jiongjiongbiepa,babazai,meiyourenkeyiqifuni。”chenxuanlianmangroushenganweizheshuodao,nverdekongjutazheshishenqietihuidaole,rangtadexindoubujinweizhiyizhan,yanzhongkanxiangwangbotiansanrendemuguanggengjiabingleng。
“爸爸?”
wangbotiansanrenbuyoudeyileng:“nishijiongjiongdebaba?”
sanrenzixiyikan,faxianjiongjiongdemeiyanzuibabiziguozhengenyanqianzheigelengjunnanrenyouqibafenxiangsi。
suxiaoyunjingyadao:“yuanlaishini,nijiushineigenanren。”
lisihewangbotianerrenwenyanbujinjingyadikanxiangleta:“nagenanren?nizhidaotashishei?”
suxiaoyunzheishihouxiaole,xiaorongdeyi。
ruguoshuozhiqiankandaochenxuanyixingrendezhenzhangheqishizhihou,tahaiyouxiejinzhanghaipadehua,neimecike,zhidaolechenxuanshisheiyihou,tafaneryidianyebupale。
takanleyiyanchenxuan,duilisihewangbotianliangrendiandiantoushuodao:“meicuo,lisidage,wangzong,zheigerenwozhidao,zhouzixigenwoshuoguo,nimenbuyongpale,tabuguojiushiyigebingeryi,sinianqian,tagenzhouzixineigenvrenyouguoyiduanganqing,houlaibeizhoujiabipofenli,liangrenfashengleyiyeqingzhihou,zheigerenjiuqucongjunqule,erzhouzixihuaishangletadegurou,zhishimeiyouxiangdao,sinianhou,tajingranhainenghuilai。”
“congjundangbing,sinian?”
lisihewangbotianliangrentingdaozheierbuyoudexiangsiyiyan,suijiliangrenyezhangzhangsongleyikouqi,dadalieliedifangxiaxinlai。
yuanlaibuguojiushidanglesinianbingma,nengyouduodachuxihebeijing?
dingtianle,kongpayejiuzuiduozaijuntuanlihungexiaoguan?
yigexiaoguansuangeqiu,jiusuanshibaifuzhangqianfuzhanglailewomendoubuniao。
tashenhoudezheiyiqunren,xiangbidoushitazaijunduilidezhaolaidebangshou,bangtaxuzhangshengshibale。
lisizuolexialai,danledankutuishangdeyanhui,haobuyiweiyidao:“yuanlaibuguojiushiyigebinga,helelaoziyitiao,wohaiyiweinishiyoushenmedalaitouderenni,bushishenmedarenwujiuhaobanle。”
wangbotianyedadalieliedizuozaiyizishang,huifulexiaozhangbenxing:“zheiweixiongdi,jiusuannishidangbingdeyeshijiongjiongdebaba,danyebunengsuibianluanlaiba,nimenzheixierendequenengda,danxianzaizheishigejiangfazhideshehui,jintianzheijianshi,niyaoshibujiwomenyigejiaodai,pashihouguonifubuqi。”
caijunwenyanbuyoudanu:“zhaosi!jiaodai?nimenhaigangenwomenyaojiaodai,nimensangeduiwomenjiongjiongzuoleshenmeshi,nimenzijixinlibuqingchuma?”
lisitengyixiazhanleqilai:“shaozaizheilihehuren,bujiushiyigexiaoyatoupianzima,zenmele?laozishicongbierenshoushangbatahuaqianmaide,womenaiduitazenmeyangjiuduitazenmeyang?bieshuonimenzhishiyiqunbing,jiusuanshibaifuzhanglaile,laoziyebufangzaiyanli。”
“nigaisi。”caijunlengshengdao,zheigelisi,zaitadeyanzhong,yijingshigesiren。
chenxuanzheishihoumuguangkanxianglewangbotian:“nini?xiangbinizheigenianjiyeyinggaiweirenfule,weiheyaozuozheiyangdeshi?”
wangbotianqingxiaoyishengdao:“shenmeshi?wotingbudongnizaishuoshenme。”
caijunrenbuzhunudao:“haizhuanghutu,niyishouyangyinvdemingyihuohaileduoshaohaizi,rujinjingranhaiganbazhuyidadaojiongjiongshenshang,bupazaotianqianma?”
wangbotianqueshibuxieyixiaodao:“tianqian?haha,kexiao,wozheishizaizuoshanshi,nimendonggepi,yaobushiyouwohuaqianbatamenmaixialaiyangyuzhangda,tamenzaojiuesile,wozuolezheiyangdehaoshi,rangtamenpeiwowanwanzheinandaobushiyinggaidema?”
“至于囧囧?”
wangbotiankanzhechenxuan,lengxiaoyishengdao:“laozikanshangta,neijiushitadefuqi,nimenyinggaihaohaozhenxicaidui,nimenyemeiyoubiyaozheimeshengqima,yihougenzhewo,takeyichixiangdehelade,kegenzheni,niyigebingnenggoujitashenme,tafuchude,yebuguojiushidengtazhangdayihou,duopeiwojici,dengwowannileziranjiufangtazoule,daoshihouwohaihuijitayidabiqian,zheishiliangquanqimeidihaoshi。”
chenxuanmuguangyuefadisenleng:“zheiyangkanlai,wodaoshihaiyinggaiyaohaohaoxiexienile。”
wangbotian:“ruguonixiangxiexiewodehua,woyebushibunengjieshou。”
chenxuanyuqisenran:“hao,kanzainishuodaozheigefenshang,daihuierwokendinghaohaoxiexieni。”
suijitayoukanxianglesuxiaoyun:“wotingshuozhouzixidainiruqinjiemei,duinixinrenyoujia,suoyilinzoushicaihuibajiongjiongtuofujinizhaogu,nijiushizheiyangzhaogude?”
suxiaoyunjixiaoyishengdao:“qinrujiemei,xinrenyoujia?hehe,neihenzhiqianma?pidoubuzhi,wokemeiyoujibierenyangnverdexiguan,yaobushikantaduiwohaiyouxieyong,zaobatarengdajiele。”
“baba,woshenshangdeshang,jiushixiaoyunayiyongzhutiaochoude,taxianjiongjiongbutinghua,jingchangchejiongjiongerduohaibujijiongjiongfanchi,majiongjiongshi**。”
jiongjiongzheishihouhuranchushengdao。
“什么!”
chenxuanheshibatianlongweiyijicaijuntingdaozheihua,dunshishentiyizhen,suijinuyijihuchongtianerqishajibengxian。
tamenyuanbenyiweijiongjiongshenshangyitiaotiaodeyinzishineigelaopozidade,meixiangdao,jingranshiyanqianzheigezhouzixishiruqinjiemeidenvrenzuode?
好歹毒的女人!
“zheishizhendema?”chenxuanzhesuxiaoyundao。
suxiaoyunlengxiaodao:“zhendeyouzenyang?jiusuannishijiongjiongdebaba,kenibuguojiushiyigebing,nengnaiwohe?”
chenxuanxiaole:“henhao,feichanghao,nimensange,henbucuo。”
zhishixiaoshengli,neiguzikeyilingrengutoudoudongjiangdelengyizaiyeyingzangbuzhu。
caijunheshibaweitianlongweizhidao,tianshuaizhenzhengnule,dongqileshaxin!
wangbotianzheishihouhaidalieliedao:“zheiyangba,zheigexiongdi,jirannihuilaile,jiongjiongyoushinidenver,neikanzaininverdefenshang,jintianzhiyaoniyijingnishenhoudezheiqunxiongdiguixialaijiwodaogeqian,wojiuyuanliangnimenduiwodemaofan,nikanruhe。”
chenxuandoulandegentafeihua,jiangjiongjiongerduowuzhu,batadetouqingqinganzaihuailihou,zhijiepiantoulengmusaolecaijunyiyan:“tongtongshadiao,yigebuliu!”