第一章 头条炸了

xingguangcuican,yaomujingguang。

yinianyidudejinshiguojishengdian,zhengshilakaiweimu。

xulanyan,sannianqianchuguo,rujinyishiguojiyinghou,guiguojinwan,ziranchengweilezhenggeshengdianzuiweizhumudetoutiaorenwu。

yigenaibaoziturancuanlechulai,yisheng:“mami!”

rangquanchangshunjiananjingxialai。

xulanyanbenbaochizhaopaixiaodelian,yeshunjianjiangzhu。

“mami,wozongsuanzhaodaonile,niweishenmeyaoduoqilaiwanduomaomao?”

xulanyanditou,kanzheyiyuemowusuidadenanhaier,baozhezijidedatui,zhabazhemengmengdayan,neikewangdeyanshen,shunjianjiangtaleidewaijiaolinen。

咔咔咔……

zheimejingbaodeyimu,zenmenenggoucuoguo。

【guojiyinghouxulanyanyinhunshengzi】,zheikeweishiyulequantoutiaodashi。

erjingtouxiadexulanyancongrongdedunxia,luchumirenyouweishandexiao:“xiaopengyou,nizenmehuidaozheierlai?nibamani?”

“mami,nishibuyaowolema?”

xiaonanhaierwadeyishengkuleqilai。

kusheng,jiangxulanyannongshouzuwucuo.

cikejuguangdengxia,zhinengqiangzhuangzhending:“xiaopengyou,nirencuorenle,wobushinimami,nihesheilaide?wosongniguoqu?”

“bu,wobuhuirencuode,nijiushiwomami。”

xiaonaneryibajiangxulanyanbaozhu。

qinnidedongzuo,rangrenbudebuxinhaizijiushitade。

changmianyipianhunluan,sheidouxiangdedaozheidiyishouxiaoxi。

xulanyanzhinengyongshouqudangzhelian,burangpaishe,shanguangdengshandetagenbenzhengkaiyan。

jingjirenluomomolianmangshangtaijieshi,lazhexulanyandeshoulikai。

huidaoxiuxishi,luomomoshuangshouchayao,numuyuanzheng:“xulanyan,nishibushiyinggaijiwoyigejieshi?”

xulanyanshengwukeliandekanzhechizhebangbangtangdezuikuihuoshou:“rouwanzi,mafanninjieshiyixiakefou?”

“mami,wojiaoweiwei,hewei。”heweihanzhebangbangtang,yibenzhengjingdejieshao。

“谁派你来的?”

zheimexiaodiannaiwawa,zenmekenengjindelehuichang,haijingzhundezhaoshangleta。

“diedia!”heweitanrandao:“diedishuo,chuanbaiyifupiaoliangayi,shuozijihaishidanshendejiushimami。”

得,全中!

xulanyannaizhexingziwen:“neinidiedishishei?”

“heyan!”heweiaojiaodeshuo,zaitaxinzhongdiedijiushitajiaoao。

heyan,linchengrangrenwenfengsangdanderenwu,chuanwenyangmaochoulou,shuangtuicanfei,quebiantaiyoulengxuewuqing。

zheishi,xiuxishidemenhuranbeidakai,baobiaoliechengliangpaizhengqidezhanhao。

rucizhenzhang,hemengleluomomo。

zuozailunyishangdenanren,huanhuanxianshen,linliedeqichangxia,qifendoubiandeningzhong。lianshangyidaozhangzhangdebahen,bingmeiyouzhezhunanrenjinguideqishi。

“爹地!”

heweimaizhexiaoduantui,feibenleguoqu,pujinleheyandehuaili。

heyanshenshouwenroudemolemotadetou,wen:“mamizhaodaolema?”

“zhaodaole。”heweiguaiqiaodekanxiangxulanyan。

heyantaitou,ruilideshuangmouningshidekanzhehaiyouxiemengbixulanyan,banshang,huanhuankaikou:“wangoulema?”

luomomokanguaiwusidekanzhexulanyan,shuotaburenshiheyan,dasitadoubuxin。

“zheihexiansheng,nishibushirencuorenle?womenhaoxiangmeiyoujianguo。”

“mami,nibuyaowohediedilema?”

heweichuchukeliandekanxiangxulanyan。

zheishiyaobuyaodewentima?

pingbaiwuguduochuzheimedageerzi,tayaodeqima?

heyankanzheta,yansesenran:“nishirenweiworencuolezijidelaopo?”

“nandaobushima?”xulanyanfanwen。

heyanmouguangyichen:“kanlainishizhenbujidele,buguo,yemeiguanxi,yihouwomenyoudeshishijian。”

许岚烟:“……”

weimaozheinanrenshuodehua,tatingbudong。

“hehe!”luomomoganxiaoliangsheng,songkaixulanyandegebo:“neige……lanyan,nihehezongmanmanliao,woxianchuqu。”

kaishenmeguojiwanxiao,jiejue?tanengjiejuema?

xulanyan:“……”guoranzheigenvrenkaobuzhu!