yesemenglong，yefengcongshanzhongchuiguo，shuzhishashazuoxiang。
“haha，laozizhongyuyaoxiashanle！”
xuziyangniutoukanxiangyuanchupomiao，zuilifachuchangkuai，jietuodedaxiao。
“laobusidedongxi，juranbeinikuangpianleershinian，bujiushizuiqiangpaoniudafame，laozibuxihan！”
xuziyangkanqilaiyuanqihenzhong：“shanxiameinvqianqianwan，laoziqinzixiashanqushiyan，tabuxiangme？”
“呸！”
linzou，sihuhaibujieqi，henhendexiangshangcuileyikou。
“老子下山了！”
“laodongxi，niyihoujiuqugennishoujilimiande“huahua”、“nini”、“tianxin”guoba！”
zhongyulaidaoshanjiaoxia，xuziyanggaohuyisheng。
“是吗？”
yishengdandandeshima，rangkongqihuranjijing，xuziyanggengshihunshendaleyigeduosuo，huanmandihuiguotou，kanxiangpangbian。
zaipangbiandedashitoushang，songlizheyigeheiying。
“shifu，ninlaorenjiabushuijue，zenmepaozheililaile？”
xuziyanglianshangxiaorongjiangying，shentaiyoudianfaxu。
“wokebushinishifu，woshilaodongxi，laobusi！”
zhuangbaizhouzhongzhongdehengyisheng，zhuangsishifenshengqi。
“nanengni！”xuziyanglianmangdao：“yiriweishi，zhongshengweifu。zaiwoxinli，ninjiuxiangwofuqinyiyang。”
“shima？”zhuangbaizhoudandandekaikou：“keshiganggangwotingdaoyourenhanwolaodongxi，laobuside！”
“neininyidingshitingcuole！”
xuziyangwanquanyifuwugudeyangzi，fangfozhenshizhuangbaizhoutingcuole。
“ai，nizheichouxiaozi，ruciwanlie，zheigairuheshihao。”
zhuangbaizhouyibianjiaodaozhexuziyang，yanzhongquejinxianjiqie，shibushihainachushoujianshangneimejixia。
banxiangzhihou，caigangadexiaodao：“shibuxiangman，laofuyijinggenwodehuahuayuehao，yiqiquhuanqiudujia，niaizadijiuzadiba。”
“噗！”
xuziyangchadianmeixiaochusheng，zheilaojiahuosuishuomeilibuxiao，neiyezhinengdouyidoushanxiadeguafu、gebishantoudeniguzhiliu。
rujinneixieruhuasiyudexiaoguniang，pashixialeyancainengkanshangta。
huahua，kongpajiushineichuanwenzhongdekoujiaodahanba。
zheilaojiahuo，shangciwanglianbeipian3000kuaidejiaoxunhaibugou？
xianzaihaiyaogenrenchuquhuanqiudujia？
zhuangbaizhoukeguanbuleneimeduo，zhejimanghuangdimochujiuzhangzhaopiandidaoxuziyangdemianqian：“laofuwogaijiaoyedoujiaole。”
“niyaoshijuedehaibugou，neijiuquzhaochunyangdan，tanenggouzhunitishengxiuwei，chunyangdanjiuzainidezheixiegeshigushouli。”
许子阳愣了一下。
jieguozhaopianyikan，meiyizhangzhaopianshangdouyouyiweijuesemeinv，chunlanqiuju，gejutese，zonghengqianqiu，bufenshangxia。
“师姑？”
xuziyanghuranhuaixiaozhewendao：“ninlaoxiaoziyanfubuqiana？zheiyigegexiaoshimei，shibushidoucanzaonindushoule？”
“胡说什么！”
“weishixinzhong，zhiyouwode‘huahua’！”
zhuangbaizhoulaoyanposuo，qingshenshensihai。
“kewohaoxiangjide，ninshanggeyue，haishuogennindeninizhisibuyu，zenmebiandeneimekuai。”
xuziyangyilianbuxin，huaixiaodao。
“有吗？没有吧？”
“zaigennishuoyijianshi，wozheixiegeshimei，gegeruhuasiyu，zhikexidangchutamennianlingdouhaixiao，suanshibianyinixiaozile！”
zhuangbaizhouyangtoufuxu，yilianwanxi。
“ruhuasiyudaoshizhende，nianlinghaixiao？neishiduoxiao？”
xuziyangyitingmeinvshigumennianlingjurandoubuda，limalailejing。
“zuixiaodeshimei，xianzaiyinggaiyecainianfangershi，zongzhizhaopianhoumianyoudizhi，zijiqukan，bujiuzhidaole。”
zhuangbaizhouzhizhezhaopianshuodao。
xuziyangfankanzhaopian，guoranmeiyizhangzhaopianhoumiandouyoudizhi。
“nizheigeshigujiujuliwomenbuyuandejiangchengshi，nikeyixianquneili。”
zhuangbaizhouzhizheyizhangzhaopian，xiangxuziyangshuodao。
xuziyangbaneizhangzhaopianfanguolai，kandaoshangmiandemingzi，xiayurui！
“haojiahuo，liandizhidoudiaochahaole，haishuomeiyouxiangfa？deganjinquzheigeshiguneilikankan。”
xuziyangbazhaopianhoumiandedizhijilexialai，tongshibaxiayuruideyangzijizainaohai。
taitou，kandaozhuangbaizhouyifuzhejimanghuangdeyangzi，shaojiasisuo。
xiayike，xuziyangbianyigehengtiao，lanzaidaoluzhongyang，cuozheshouduizhuangbaizhouxiaoxixideshuodao：“neigezuiqiangpaoniu……”
“naqugun，yaoshizhaobudaoshigebagelaopo，yihoukebieshuonishiwoqingshengzhuangbaizhoudetudi！”
zhuangbaizhouwuyu，zhijiediujixuziyangyibenshu，sanbuhualiangbu，bianchaozheshanxiapaoqu。
taqingchudezhidao，tayuxuziyangkendingyoufenbiedeneiyitian。
danshizheiyitiandaolaizhiji，zhuangbaizhoumeiyouxiangdaozijihuizheimedenanshou，yizhiyuxiashandeshihou，yanjingdouyoudianfanhong。
“wei，laotouzi，jidebaohuhaoshen，wokemeiyouduodejuanjini！”
kanzhezhuangbaizhoujianjianyuanqudebeiying，xuziyangdahandao。
zhuangbaizhou：“#@#%！”
suihou，xuziyangbianjiang《zuiqiangpaoniudafa》xiaoxinyiyideshouhao。
congkudoumochushouji，shuliandeqiehuanzhanghao，duizheyigemingzijiaozuo“qingshengzhuangbaizhou”detouxiangdianjilejinqu。
feishuibuliuwairentian，yuqiranglaojiahuogenkoujiaodahan‘huahua’qu‘huanqiulvyou’，haiburubaqianjizijiyong。
“qinaidezhuang，shangcinijiwomaichayede3000kuaiqian，beiwobuxiaoxinnongdiule，xiwangnibuyaoguaiwo。”
……
yilushang，xuziyangdouzaizizibujuandiyanduzhe《zuiqiangpaoniudafa》。
“paoniudafadiyishi，dingweizhunque，guyuyouyun，mendanghudui，shouxiannidequedingzijiheduifangxiangchabuyaotaiduo，chajubuyaotaida？”
kanwandiyishizhihou，xuziyangqueyouxiefannao：“nenggenwoyiyangyouxiudexiaojiejie，kongpashaozhiyoushao，kanlaixuyaoshaoweididiaoyidianle。”
“paoniudafadiershi，zhizaojihui，renyurenzhijiandoushijiangganqingde，nizailiaomeizhiqianyaohetamanmanshuxi？”
kanlekandiershi，xuziyangrutihuguanding，yuanlailaojiahuojiandaogebishantoudenigudouchunnuanhuakai，shijiangzheidiershiyongdelinlijinzhia。
xianglai，haiyiweikeyiyongwozheiyushulinfengdewaibiao，wangneiyizhan，jiunengxiyinhenduoxiaojiejiemen，kanlaishidacuotecuo！
xuziyangshengandunwu，jixuquwangxiakan：“disanshi，yuqinguzong，xuyaobiaoxianchuzijiduiaiqingbuxueyigu，jifaduifangqianzaidedonglilaizhengfuziji？”
zheibujiushizhuangku，shuashuaima？
那还不简单！
guoran，zhishideliliangshiwuqiongde，feiqinwangshide。
huangruyiri，xuziyanghenkuaijiulaidaolejiangchengshi。
“meinvshigumen，nimendexiaoshizhi，laige！”
shaoniankanxiangyuanfanggaolou，weiweiyixiao。