第2章 介绍一下,这是我妈

di2zhangjieshaoyixia,zheishiwoma

hexinjingchadexiabadouyaodiaozaidishangle,tapinmingdeyonggebozhou,zhoujizhegusu,“nikanjianlemei!woshoujilideren,jingranchulaile!”

gusuwuzhetaneibiyaohaicuiruodegan,peihezheguimidiantou,“kanjianle,wokanjianle,liangzhiyanjingdoukanjianle!”

kanhexinhaixianghuangta,gusuyaoyaqiechi:“nizaihuangwo,wosini!”

hanbochenzaikandaolehanshenzhihou,guaduanledianhua,youdaizhejidongdezhanyin,chongleguoqu,“babi!babi”

hanshenkanzhechongguolaidexiaohaibao,dandingdetaiqileyizhishou,dizhuletadexiaonaomener,rangtawufajinshen。

suihouhandazongcaicaikailejinkou,“lijiachuzou?”

“ligaquzoubuduie,gege。”jiuzaihanshenshuowanleneijuhuazhihou,tadeshenhou,jingranyoumaochuleyigeruannuodexiaobaozi,zhizehanbochenlijiachuzoubudui。

zheibaozikanqilaibizhiqianneigehaiyaoxiaoliangsui,liandaneryuanyuande,xiaosaibangzigugude,zaichizheshenmedongxi。

hanbochendenglemeimeiyiyan,guzuoshengqideshuodao:“hanenxi!shibushinichumailewo?”

“bu......bushide。”xiaobaoziyanshenduoshanleyixia,shuohuazhizhiwuwude。

hanbochenduzhezuibawendao:“babajilenishenmehaochu!”

tayebujiaochenle,yebumaimengle,shuohuayoushineigexiaodarendeyangzile。

hanenxishenchulejiaojian,zaidishanghuazhequanquan,“gegenibudaizhexixi,babashuo,nizijichulaichibaozire......xixiyexiangchibaozi......babajixiximailebaozihetang......”

ranhoutajiuhaobuyouyude,bagegedequxiangshuolechulai。

hanenxishuowan,taitouchongzhehanbochen,luchuleyigedadadexiaorong。tacongkoudailitaochuleliangkuaidabaitunaitang,“gegeji,citangtang。”

hanbochenqihuhudelenghengleyisheng,“sheiyaochitang!”

kexiayimiaozhong,hanenxijiubokailetangzhi,dianjiaobatangsaijinletadezuibali,haibaolebaota,“babashuogegebujianle,xixibuxiwanggegebujianle......”

hanbochenfeichangchimeimeizheiyitao,mashangjiubeihonggaoxingle,taqingqingpailepaitadebei,wenroudeshuodao:“gegemeiyoubujiane,gegezhaomamalaile。”

“mama?”hanenxishuodadeyanjinghushan、hushande,“mamazainali?”

hanbochenniutou,kanxianglegusudefangxiang。

hanenxishihenxiangxingegede,jirangegeneimeshuole,neijiuyidingshide!

tabiaoqingjinjintingdunleyimiao,xiayimiaozhongliekaizuijiao,kuzhechonggusupaoleguoqu,youyitouzhajinletadehuaili。

gusubeihexinzhoujideganganghaoyidian,youbeixiaoguniangmeiqingmeizhongdeyitouzhuangzailexiongkoushang。tazhijuedeweiyedoufangunleliangquan,rensuishidouyaosiguoqule。

“mamaa!wuwuwu......”hanenxihehanbochenbutong,tashizhendekudehenshangxin,henxiangmamadeyangzi。

zheiranghexindoubudebudairuleganqing,zaipangbianfenhendediguleyiju,“zhama!”

gusu:“......”

jiemei,dangwodejingjirenshibushidanwunichudaole。

gusubeihanenxizhuangdezuozaileshafashang,xiaoguniangkudeneijiaoyigeqican,tayebuhaoyisidebayigexiaohaiertuichuqu,jiuzhitingtingdekaozaineibian,louyebushi,bulouyebushi,zhinenggangadewanghanshenneibiankan。

handazongcaizheihuier,shenshendezhouzhemeitou,zhanzaimenkou。

yitadejiaojianweifenjiexian,mingquedezhangxianzhegusujiadedamendaodizainalimeidedaozhurendeyunxu,tabingbudasuantuwudejinmen,zhinengyanbabadekanzhelianggehaizidouweiraozaigusudeshenbian,yikouyige“mama”jiaodegewaihuan。

hanbochenjianhanenxiyizhizaigusushenbianmaimeng,youxiechicule,bijingzheigeyeshengmamashitaxianfaxiandebaozang,suoyitazheihuieryewozaileyiqi。

gusuzhixiangshuo......niliangnengbunengdenghuierku,rongwonuogeshufuyidiandezishi!

hanshendemeitouningdegengjinle。

tazhanzaimenkoudaliangzhezheijianbudadeliangshiyitingdefangzi,ruyandeketingwubidelingluan,dishangduizhehenduodezhixianghedaizi,shafashangluozhegezhongkuanshideyifu......

zongzhijiushi,handazongcaizhanzaixuanguanchusanfenzhong,yingshimeinengzhaodaoluojiaodedifang。

zaikanyiyanliangzhipazaigusuhuailidexiaojiahuo,nengshuozheiyiqiedoushiqiaohe?hehe,zenmekandouxiangshixumouyijiudechaozuo。

bijinghanshenyijingfeichangdadude,haofeileyifenzhongdeshijian,bagusudeqingkuangdiaochaleyigedichaotian。

suoyizheihuierhanshendeqingxujiuzhishengxiafanzaole,tabinglengdedingzheliangxiaozhi,yanjianyigaidexiadalezhiling,“huijia。”

hanbochenshuqileyigenzhitou,fangzailezuiba,qingshengduitashuodao:“xu,baba,xixishuizhelewo。”

hanshen:“......”

kekanzhexiaonverkeaideshuiyan,hanshenyewunaidishuobuchushenmelaile。

hanbochenzhigougoudedingzhetadeshenqing,jiantadebiaoqinglveweisongxieleneimeyidiudiu,xiaojiahuojimangdeyideshuodao:“neidoushiyinwei,youmamazaishenbianya!”

hanshenshunjianyoujuedenaoqiaotongle,tabuyoudekanxianglegusu,ganghaohetalailegesimuxiangdui。

gusudeyanshenhenchuncui,hanshenbingbutaoyan。

“meiyoumama,huijia。”tashuozheihuadeshihou,kanzhedequeshigusu,sihufeichangduding,tashiyiqiedezuikuihuoshou。

qiaole,gusuyeshizheimexiangde。beiyigebuzhidaonalimaochulaidexiaohaichanshangzhihou,jingranzaibuchubangexiaoshizhinei,youlaileyige。

zailaiyigeyejiusuanle,xianzaiyoumaochulaiyigexizirujindebingshanlian,zhenshihehedale。

gusukeyizhengjingde,duihanbochenshuodao:“xiaopengyou,woqueshibushinidemama。”

meixiangdaohanbochendaoshiyihuodekanzheta,haoxiangtayouduoshaside,“wodangranzhidao。”

hanbochenshuowan,zhuanshenmianduizhehanshen,yongxiaodarendekouwen,daizhechunchundexiaonaiyinshuodao:“buguoyihoujiushiwomamale。”

hanshen、gusu:“......”

haiyouqiangxingqianhongxiandema?

gusuyigemeirenzhu,zhongyuxiaolechulai。tasuanshizhidaole,zheiyiqiedoushixiaopengyoudeezuoju......jiuzaiganggang,tahaiyiweishizheiweidazongcaidexinshizhuinvdafani!

zheizhongfangfaduitalaishuo,youdianmeiyisi。

“xiaopengyou,worenweibuxingdee。”gusuhaopiqidejieshi,“woyiwei......”