gengdaomeideshi，wojuranhelinqingyiqianletongyigezongyi。
zuijinbaohuodexinjinzongyi「woshixiaozhuli」，zhuyaoshijixuanxiuchulaidexiaohudoumenguihuafazhanluxianbingqietigongziyuande。
wodasiyemeixiangdaolinqingyihuilaicanjia，tayigezuijinxinrenjiangdezhu，zhidaobieren，neiyebuhelia？
zhibodiyitian，bianshizhongliangjiderenwu。
wohelinqingyiyijiyinghousuyannan，geshouchengzhengyaofuzegeziyirendehongtanzaoxing，baokuozhuangzaolifudeng。
dajiadoushiyulequandelaorenle，daoyebuquerenmai。
wolazhexiaoaidouchennianzuokanyoukan，jiantaqizhiqingleng
「nizheishencai，qizhi，henshihejingdezuixinkuanni！」
弹幕马上就嘲笑起来
【jingkeshizhumingshejishijinsezijichuanglidepinpai，naqiankeshimaibudaode】
【zheisumuzhendemanshentongchouwei，zhenyiweinaqianjiunengmaidaoma】
【jingkebushixiangmaijiunengmaide，meidianbeijingneilichuandeshang，doushidaguanguizudedujiadingzhi】
yipangdelinqingyiyecouguolai
「suzong，zheijingdeyifukeshijiebulaide，woqiahaoyoudianrenmai，yaobuyaowobangnia？」
「wozheibiandeyirenyedasuanyongjingdezuixinkuanni」
woxielengtayiyan「buyongle，linxiaojie，nihaishiguanhaozijideshierba」
linqingyisuisuinianzhejinggaodingxinkuanjiuzoukaile。
弹幕里热闹起来
【sumudengzhebeidalianba，womenyiyikeshichuanguojingderen】
【sumuyaoshinengnadaojing,wodaolichishi】
【dengsumubeidalian，yiyikeshigaodingnvwang】
woquemanfuhuyi，linqingyishenmeshihouchuanguojingdeyifu，wofanlefantadeweibo，jingdemeitoudouzhouqilai。
aidoumenhongtandangtian，gengzhuamadeshiqingfashengle。
wofuzedechennianhelinqingyifuzedexiaoyanjuranchuanleyimoyiyangdelifu。
tongyangdedoushiheijinanwendegailiangmamianqun，woyiyanjiukanchuxiaoyanshenshangdexingzhibudui，bushiguofenggailiangershiwofeng。
linqingyiquezhizhechennianshenshangdelifu，jianshengjiaodao：「sumu，nitaiguofenle！jingranjichennianchuandaobanlifu，nibajingdegaodingdangshenmele？nizheishiduishejishidewuru！」
tazhuantouduixiaoyanwenroudianweidao：「yanyanbiedanxin，nichuandezheijiancaishizhengpin，wokeshitongguoteshuqudaojielaide。」
wofanwenta「linxiaojie，niquedingnijielaideneijianshizhengpin？」
danmulilikezhakaileguo：
【sumuzheishisiyazizuiyingba？jingdeyifuneimenanjie，tazenmekenengjiedaozhende？】
【xintengchennian，beisumuhaidechuanledaoban。】
【sumujiushigeedudenvren，zenmehaifanyaoyikou！】
jiuzaizheishi，jingguanfangweiboturanfaleyitiaodongtai，xianshizhuanfalechennianchuanzhelifudezhaopian，peiwenzhiyouyigezi：zhen。
jinjiezheyouzhuanfalexiaoyanhelinqingyidelifuzhaopian，peiwen：
假，倭风。
zheixia，suoyourendoushayanle。
linqingyidelianshunjianbiandecanbai，tahuangluandijieshidao：
「zhei……zheibukeneng！wo……woyidingshishoulezhulidemengpian！tagaosuwozheishizhende……」
弹幕风向立刻转变：
【yuanlaishixiaozhulidecuoa！yiyiyeshishouhaizhe！】
【xintengyiyi，beizhulikengle。qiniankuaichulaibaohunilaopo】
【sumuyetailihaileba，juranzhendejiedaolejingdegaoding！】
【wojiushuosuzongbuxiangneizhonghuichuandaobanderenma！】