第4章
yifushixuyanzhunbeihaode，yitiaoyizijiandebaisezhangqun，qiaruqifendegoulechuqiaoyushengxianxideyaozhi。yaoshudetaijindehouguojiushi，shangmiantaixianyan。
qiaoyushengkanzhejingzilideziji，juedezijibuxiangshichujianweihunfu，xiangshigouyinrenjiade。
qiaoxiaolinbuxinrentadenengli，daoshihenxiangxintademeise。
qiaoyushengjifengyixiao，henshixiangdemeiyouduiyifutichuyiyi。zhuanshenconghezilitaochujitiaozuanshixianglian，daileyigebo。yifudeguanghuadunshijiubeizuanshiqiangzoule，shizugebaofahu。
qiaoyushengmanyidehuanglehuangshoushangdeshoulian，“diyiciqurenjia，zongbuhaotaihansuanle。”
fushengzhubaoxinkaiye，zhubaoziranshibuquede。
bianshanghaiyouxiaren，xuyanzhoumei，“zheiyangbuheshi。”
tashimaopaihuozheishi，zhiyouxuyanzhidao。
“zuanshihengjiuyuan，daibiaoliangjiaguanxiyenenghengjiuyuan。zheibuzhengshiqiaozongxuyaodema？xuzhulijuedebuheshima？”qiaoyushenggezhejingzi，hexuyanduishi，yifuzhenjingdewugumoyang，muguangquechenjingwubo。
zheixiehuayaoshibeiyouxinrenchuandaoqiaozongerduoli......
xuyanzuijiaochoulejichou，yigeziyigeziwangchifengwaiji，“heshi。”
zhuanshennachuyitiaoyanhuisedepijian，“zheitiaopijiangenqunzishiyitao，ninpishang？”
qiaoyushengdengdejiushizheijuhua，chuanshanglepijian，gaizhedebugaizhededouzhezhule，sihaomeiyoubazuanshishoulianquxialaidezijue，jiuzheiyangchulemen。
hejialaozhaizuoluozaimingshanju，shiyunchengyikuaifengshuibaodi，liqiaoyushengzhudecuiyayuanzhiyaoershifenzhongchecheng。cuiyayuandefangjiayeshitianjia，weilebaojinhejiadedatui，qiaoxiaolinkezhenshedeqianni。
henkuai，chewenwentingxia，xuyanxiache，zhuanertitakailechemen，“daole。”
qiaoyushengzuanzhequnzideshouyoudianjin，danhaishicongrongbupodexialeche。
hudi，xuyandeshoujixiangle，takanleyiyanjiulianmangjieqilai，“qiaozong。”
是乔啸林。
qiaoyushengxiayishitaitoukanleyiyan，jiukanjianxuyanyouqingzhuanbai，gangguaduandianhua，jiusidingzheta，shengyinjiangying，“zuotianwanyan，niheheshaojianguomian？”
qiaoyushengsongjian，“shoujishangjianguo。”
他光屁股的照片。
xuyangenbenbuxinta，“wozhidaonitaoyanwo。danshinibawonongzou，haihuiyouqitarenlaidaitiwo。womenzuihaohaishinengxietonghezuo，zheicijieguosuiranshihaode，dandaluanleqiaozongdejihua，duiwomendoumeishenmehaochu。”
qiaoyushengmomingqimiao，“nizheishibeigouyao，zhaowosaqi？”
“ni！”xuyanyaozheya，diaochushoujishangdewbodijitazijikan。
toutiaobagua，《tianmibaoji：hejiadashaoxianshenfushengzhubaokaiyewanyan，jiweihunqizhuchang！》
peituzuobianshitazuotianshengzhuangcanjiazhubaozhandezhaopian，lingyizhangchuanzheheisexizhuangdenanrenceying，weiweimizheyanjingzhanzaidajiangfandianmenkouceliandianyan，yanwuniaoniao，zhaopianyoupaidemohu，zhinengqiaojianshenxingqingshou，lunkuowanmei。
qiaoyushenglianmangzaiwangxiafan，wenzhanglihaibachuliangjiadewawaqinlishi，xiangjindelianqiaoyushengdoubuzhidao。
henxianran，zheishihejiazaiyuanzuotianmeichuxianzaikaiyedianlixianchangdeshier。
keqiaoyushengzongjuedezhaopianshangderenyoudianshuxi，gangxiangbazhaopianfangdakan，shenhouhuranxiangqiyidaocanglaoheaideshengyin，“qiaoerxiaojie，woshilaozhaideguanjia，xingli，womenlaotaitaizhuanchengrangwozaizheidengnin，kuailimianqing。”
xuyanqialeqiaoyushengyiba，jiletayigejinggaodeyanshen。
qiaoyushenglikehuanshangduanzhuanglimaodexiaorong，danbeiqiadegebotengdaofeiqi，qiaoyushengdayanmiqi，congshouwanshanglvxiayichuanzuanshishouliansaijilishu，“xinkulishu，zheishifuqinjininzhunbeidexiaoxiaojianmianli，ninxiaona。”
xiaoxiaojianmianli，yejiubaibawanba。
beizheihaofangshoubijingdaidelishu：“......”
keqileyifan，haishishouxiale，zhunbeiyihuijiaojidashaoye。
qiaoyushengxienileyiyanbiedemanliantonghongdexuyan，gebobutengletuiyemalile，genzhelishuwanglizou。
hejiazaiyunchenggenjihenshen，laozhaizhuangxiukaojiugupo。
congjinmenkaishi，hejiadesuoyouren，dougongjingreqing。
keruohejiazhenzheimehaogaoding，qiaoxiaolinyebuhuifeizheimedazhouzhe。
qiaoyushengzongjuedeyounalibuduijing，ceerzixitingleting，zhengtingqiahaochuanlailaorenjingshenjueshuodeshuohuasheng，“wojiaoniqujiashengpenggechang，nipaonaerqule？！”
nanshengshengyinyuyue，“qule。ninweilaisunxifu，piaoliangzhili，congmingdanda......wu，aichinaiyoudangao。”
taduishengyinmingan，bujinjinshitinglihao，duiyinsebianbieduyegao。
这声音......
贼先生？！
qiaoyushengjiaobuyidun，biaoqingbianlejibian，
neipianshuzhiheyanyiqiexingchengdetoutiaobaoliao，haiyouneigeshuxideceying，huranjiuzhonghezaileyiqi。
xiangshiyinzhengtadecaixiang，ketingliderenzoulechulai，gaodatingbadenanren，chuanzheliangshendingzhideheixizhuang，chendetaqiyuxuanang，gaoguiwushuang。
nanrenkanjianleta，jibujiuzaitamianqianzhanding。lishumomodejiutuilexiaqu。
tafushenkanta，xiangshidounongyizhixiaomao，“manyinikanjiandema？wei、hun、qi？”
weihunqisangezi，yaodeyouqizhong，haidaizhexiexixuedeweidao。
zhaopianzaiwangshang，renshiyanqianren。
chuanwenlishihenlipianzhidehedashao，zuowanshiwusuobunengdezeixiansheng，xianzai，shigaoguiqingjuedeweihunfu。
caishixiamo，qiaoyushengquejuedeyoulengyoujiong，xiangpao，ketazhishizhazhayan，yilianmengdongdekanxiangheyan，“heyangegema？nishuoshenme，wotingbudong。”
zheiyishenggegechulai，qiaoyushenghunshendejipigedadouqilaile，lianshangqueyisiyebulu，wenrouyouxiuqie。
heyanzhiqishenkanta，sixiaofeixiaode，“niganggangjiaowoshenme？”
qiaoyushengjiaodiezaishenqiandeshouquewuyishizuanjin，youmanmansongkai，“xiujiong”dedileditou，“niyaoshibuxihuanzheigechenghu，woyihoujiubujiaole。”
takeyibanyaozhexiachun，babaomanhongrundechunbankechuyidianbaiyinzi，jiemaozhanzhanweiweidechuizhe，zaixibaidelianshangtouxiayipianyinying，lianbingzheerduogendoufanzhedandandefense，danshenziduanfang，bayigehanxiudaijiadedajiaxiaojiezhuangdelinlijinzhi。
heyankanzhetaerduoshangdexiaohongzhimilemiyan，yibenzhengjingdao：“woqishijiaoheyanhao，nijiaoyishengtingting。”
qiaoyushenglengleyixiajiucongshanruliujiaoleyisheng，“heyanhao......”
贺延，好哥哥？
“叫啊！”
tamengditaitou，zhengzhuangshangnanrenxixuedemuguang，zheihuidoubuyongzhuang，lianshangcengdijiuhongle，renbuzhumilemiyanjing。
好想揍他！