“fendoufendou,weilelixiangerfendou,weilejianglaierfendou,houhouhouhou……”.
xiangtianzecongbeizilizuanchulai,modaoshoujifanzaodianxiajietongjian。
“喂!”
“你在哪呢!”
dianhualichuanlaigaowenshuojiaojideshengyin。
xiangtianzemeihaoqidihuidao:“jiali,chuangshang。”
“nijuranhaizaishuijue?nizhidaoxianzaijidianlema?”
“wozhizhidaonibawochaoxingle。”
tingduimiandegaowenshuodudunangnanghaizailaotao,xiangtianzebunaifandao:“youshierganjinshuo,zaimojiwoguanjile。”
gaowenshuofanlegedadadebaiyan,xiangtianzeduiwaiyifuwenweneryadeyangzi,shijishangreneliedehen,yebuzhidaozheixieniantajialaobanshizenmerenguolaide。
“nixianzaijiuquweiboresoukankan,kanwannijiuzhidaole。”
“shenmeshiera?gaodeshenshenmimide,gaibuhuishiwoshangresouleba?”
gaowenshuoxinxiangniyiweinimeishangni,zuotianwanshangzaojiushangguole,haishitoutiao。
“azea,kanwannikebiejidong,qishiganqingshuodaodiyejiuneimehuishier,sheibushizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyandiguoyibeizi,shengzongta……”
“嘭!”
“azenimeishierba?”
“嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……”
huiyinggaowenshuodeshiyichuanmangyin。
gaowenshuoxinxudipailepaixinzang,xiwangtadezuofameicuo。zhenshizhichangxianea!
xiangtianzebashoujijizale,dangkandaoshenghuaiyuanhebiedenanrenyiqizoujinjiudiandeshipinshi,tayayilejigeyuedefennuhebuganquandoubaofachulai。
shenghuaiyuan……weishenmeyaobeipanwo?
xiangwushugegongzuoridezaochenyiyang,shengshidashayiloudediantikoujimanleren。hewangributongdeshi,suoyourendeshenshangdouyangyizhebaguadeqixi。
tamendezongcaidarenjuranbeigouzitoupaidaoyuehuidanghongxiaoxianrouyumiao,haibarendaiqukaifangle。
zheiyijingbaoxiaoxibujinzhenjingleshengshi,liandaizhebangeyulequanyejingle。zheimeduonianxiangpadaoshenghuaiyuanchuangshangderenruguojiangzhiji,shubushengshu,dancongmeichuanchuguoyousheichenggongdexiaoxi。
shenghuaiyuandeshenbianjiuxiangshijianleyiduqiang,bayingyingyanyanquandoudangzailewaimian。shenzhiyouchuanyanshuoshenghuaiyuanzaoyiyouleyiweishenaideqizi,suoyicaishoushenruyu。
yumiaodechenggongwuyishichuandachuyigexunxi,shengshiyuledelaobanbingbushitiebanyikuai,zhiyaojianchipachuang,haishiyoujihuibeiqiande……
zheiduimouxieyirenlaishuowuyishiyizhenqiangxinji,shengshiqixiademingxinggengshiyueyueyushi,yidazaojiujingxindaban,zhunbeihedalaobanlaichanglangmandeouyu。
danghongxiaoxianrouyehuiyulequandalaodexiaoxihenkuaibeiyalexiaqu,shengshidegongguanbuyibianlianxirenshantieyibianmaishuijunkongping。
huoxushijidanshenghuaiyuandeshenfen,gouzitoupaidezhaopianheshipinteyizuolehouqichuli,bushuxishenghuaiyuanderengenbenrenbuchulaita。
danyumiaojiubutongle,tadelianbujinbeihongxianquanlechulai,zhaopianhaibeifangdaleyibei,zhiyaoshilizhengchangyiyanjiunengbatarenchulai。
bishengshigongguanbugengmangliudeshiyumiaosuozaigongsidegongguantuandui,bijingchouwenyidanzuoshiyumiaojiuzaimeiyoulefanshendejihui,lianggenanrenkaifangkebiyinanyinvxingzhiyanzhongduole。
yumiaoyidazaojiubeiqijibaihuaidejingjirenhanhuigongsiqingzui,shenghuaiyuanzepairenbabaoliaodegouzibaodaleyidun,batashoulideyuanshishipinhezhaopianquanbuxiaohui。
wangshangxiangguandetiezibeishandechabuduole,shengshihenkuaifabiaoshengming,biaomingshenghuaiyuanheyumiaozhijianzhishidanchundepengyouguanxi,zuotianwanshangliangrenqueshizhujinletongyijiajiudian,zhibuguoshibutongfangjian。
jinjiezhejiudianfangmianyezhuanfazhengmingleshengshideshuofa,bingtiechuleliangzhangbutongloucengdefangka。
yumiaogongsizeshizhijiefaleyifenlvshihanchulai,shengchengyaoqisuzaoyaozhe。
jianaidouzheimegangyumiaofensiyezuobuzhule,kaishiyouzuzhiyoujilvdijinxingfanji。
wangshangdeyulunfangxiangchenggongbeiyindaodaopengjizaoyaozhe,xiaoxianroubeidalaobaoyangdexinwendaocigaoyiduanluo。
gaowenshuoxinyouyujidifangxiashouji,zheiduifufuliang,yiqianyihoulunzheshangresou,zhenshiburangrenshengxin,pianpianliangcihaidouhetongyigerenyouguan,nieyuananieyuan!
“文硕!”
“lao……laoban,ninyoushier?”
kanjianshenghuaiyuanjinlaigaowenshuocengdiyixiazhanleqilai。
shenghuaiyuanlianseyouxienankan,“jintianazeyoushenmeanpai?”
“阿泽今天休息。”
shenghuaiyuantoutousonglekouqi,xiuxihao,azexihuanshuilanjue,xianzaigujihaimeixing。
jianshenghuaiyuanliansehaozhuan,gaowenshuomanggoutuidishangqianwendao:“laobanninyoushenmefenfu?”
“meiyou,nizuodehenhao。”
“谢老板夸奖!”
shenghuaiyuandiandiantougangyaolikaiyouturantingzhulejiaobu。
“zuotianworangsongzhesongdaonizheideneigehaizi……”
“ninshuolingyua,worangrendaitazuozaoxingqule,zuijinzhenghaoyouyigefuzhuangguanggaoyaozhaogenanhaier,wokantazhengheshi。”
“ng,lingyutahaimeibiye,xianbuyongjitaanpaitaiduodegongzuo。”
“ninfangxinbalaoban,woxinliyoushu。”
songzoushenghuaiyuan,gaowenshuoanmaleyiju“zhanan”,takaolvxiabanhouyaobuyaoqukanwangyixiaxiangtianze。
zaishuoxiangtianze,shuaiwanshoujitajiuhouhuile,shengqiguishengqi,tanashoujisashenmeqia!
fangjianlipijiuhunzheyanweier,rangtayishunjianfangfohuidaolenianqingdeshihou。
zhikexishiguangbuhuidaoliu,xiangtianzedakaichuanghutongfeng,jinjiezhecongbeibaolifanchulesanbenshu。
《wanjiuhunyindeshizhongzuiyouxiaofangfa》
《nanrenchuguibuyaoji,qingganzhuanjialaizhizhao》
《hunyinxingfude100gejueqiao》
xiangtianzelengxiaozhebasanbenshurengjinlajitong,tajuedezijicongtoudaoweiwanruyigezhizhang。
zhananchuguitajuranhaixiangzhezenmewanhui,jianzhidiuren。
xiangtianzezaixinlimomotuoqilezijiyifenzhong,ranhouzoujinyushimeimeidipaoleyigereshuizao。
jinguanxinlixiangzhebuzaihu,danshentijinruyugangdeshunjian,xiangtianzehaishiluoleile。
tabatoumaizaixiongqian,baozhetuisiwujidandidakuleyichang。
buyuanyichengrenzijicuiruo,quezongshirenbuzhuleiliumanmian……
kuguozhihouxiangtianzedakaiyinxiangweizijixunhuanbofangleyishou《fenshoukuaile》,tamolemoduzishangdezhuirou,juedingcongjintianqijieshijianshen,bianchengzuishuaidedashu,zhaoyigebishenghuaiyuangenghaodenanren。
weilebiaodazhongxinzuorendejuexin,xiangtianzeteyitiaoleyishenxinyifuchuanshang,youzaifangjianlipenlebanpingxiangshui,yihouyaozuoyigehunshensanfaxiangqidemeinanzi……