第4章 宛如智障

“fendoufendou,weilelixiangerfendou,weilejianglaierfendou,houhouhouhou……”.

xiangtianzecongbeizilizuanchulai,modaoshoujifanzaodianxiajietongjian。

“喂!”

“你在哪呢!”

dianhualichuanlaigaowenshuojiaojideshengyin。

xiangtianzemeihaoqidihuidao:“jiali,chuangshang。”

“nijuranhaizaishuijue?nizhidaoxianzaijidianlema?”

“wozhizhidaonibawochaoxingle。”

tingduimiandegaowenshuodudunangnanghaizailaotao,xiangtianzebunaifandao:“youshierganjinshuo,zaimojiwoguanjile。”

gaowenshuofanlegedadadebaiyan,xiangtianzeduiwaiyifuwenweneryadeyangzi,shijishangreneliedehen,yebuzhidaozheixieniantajialaobanshizenmerenguolaide。

“nixianzaijiuquweiboresoukankan,kanwannijiuzhidaole。”

“shenmeshiera?gaodeshenshenmimide,gaibuhuishiwoshangresouleba?”

gaowenshuoxinxiangniyiweinimeishangni,zuotianwanshangzaojiushangguole,haishitoutiao。

“azea,kanwannikebiejidong,qishiganqingshuodaodiyejiuneimehuishier,sheibushizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyandiguoyibeizi,shengzongta……”

“嘭!”

“azenimeishierba?”

“嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……”

huiyinggaowenshuodeshiyichuanmangyin。

gaowenshuoxinxudipailepaixinzang,xiwangtadezuofameicuo。zhenshizhichangxianea!

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shenghuaiyuan……weishenmeyaobeipanwo?

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tamendezongcaidarenjuranbeigouzitoupaidaoyuehuidanghongxiaoxianrouyumiao,haibarendaiqukaifangle。

zheiyijingbaoxiaoxibujinzhenjingleshengshi,liandaizhebangeyulequanyejingle。zheimeduonianxiangpadaoshenghuaiyuanchuangshangderenruguojiangzhiji,shubushengshu,dancongmeichuanchuguoyousheichenggongdexiaoxi。

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yumiaodechenggongwuyishichuandachuyigexunxi,shengshiyuledelaobanbingbushitiebanyikuai,zhiyaojianchipachuang,haishiyoujihuibeiqiande……

zheiduimouxieyirenlaishuowuyishiyizhenqiangxinji,shengshiqixiademingxinggengshiyueyueyushi,yidazaojiujingxindaban,zhunbeihedalaobanlaichanglangmandeouyu。

danghongxiaoxianrouyehuiyulequandalaodexiaoxihenkuaibeiyalexiaqu,shengshidegongguanbuyibianlianxirenshantieyibianmaishuijunkongping。

huoxushijidanshenghuaiyuandeshenfen,gouzitoupaidezhaopianheshipinteyizuolehouqichuli,bushuxishenghuaiyuanderengenbenrenbuchulaita。

danyumiaojiubutongle,tadelianbujinbeihongxianquanlechulai,zhaopianhaibeifangdaleyibei,zhiyaoshilizhengchangyiyanjiunengbatarenchulai。

bishengshigongguanbugengmangliudeshiyumiaosuozaigongsidegongguantuandui,bijingchouwenyidanzuoshiyumiaojiuzaimeiyoulefanshendejihui,lianggenanrenkaifangkebiyinanyinvxingzhiyanzhongduole。

yumiaoyidazaojiubeiqijibaihuaidejingjirenhanhuigongsiqingzui,shenghuaiyuanzepairenbabaoliaodegouzibaodaleyidun,batashoulideyuanshishipinhezhaopianquanbuxiaohui。

wangshangxiangguandetiezibeishandechabuduole,shengshihenkuaifabiaoshengming,biaomingshenghuaiyuanheyumiaozhijianzhishidanchundepengyouguanxi,zuotianwanshangliangrenqueshizhujinletongyijiajiudian,zhibuguoshibutongfangjian。

jinjiezhejiudianfangmianyezhuanfazhengmingleshengshideshuofa,bingtiechuleliangzhangbutongloucengdefangka。

yumiaogongsizeshizhijiefaleyifenlvshihanchulai,shengchengyaoqisuzaoyaozhe。

jianaidouzheimegangyumiaofensiyezuobuzhule,kaishiyouzuzhiyoujilvdijinxingfanji。

wangshangdeyulunfangxiangchenggongbeiyindaodaopengjizaoyaozhe,xiaoxianroubeidalaobaoyangdexinwendaocigaoyiduanluo。

gaowenshuoxinyouyujidifangxiashouji,zheiduifufuliang,yiqianyihoulunzheshangresou,zhenshiburangrenshengxin,pianpianliangcihaidouhetongyigerenyouguan,nieyuananieyuan!

“文硕!”

“lao……laoban,ninyoushier?”

kanjianshenghuaiyuanjinlaigaowenshuocengdiyixiazhanleqilai。

shenghuaiyuanlianseyouxienankan,“jintianazeyoushenmeanpai?”

“阿泽今天休息。”

shenghuaiyuantoutousonglekouqi,xiuxihao,azexihuanshuilanjue,xianzaigujihaimeixing。

jianshenghuaiyuanliansehaozhuan,gaowenshuomanggoutuidishangqianwendao:“laobanninyoushenmefenfu?”

“meiyou,nizuodehenhao。”

“谢老板夸奖!”

shenghuaiyuandiandiantougangyaolikaiyouturantingzhulejiaobu。

“zuotianworangsongzhesongdaonizheideneigehaizi……”

“ninshuolingyua,worangrendaitazuozaoxingqule,zuijinzhenghaoyouyigefuzhuangguanggaoyaozhaogenanhaier,wokantazhengheshi。”

“ng,lingyutahaimeibiye,xianbuyongjitaanpaitaiduodegongzuo。”

“ninfangxinbalaoban,woxinliyoushu。”

songzoushenghuaiyuan,gaowenshuoanmaleyiju“zhanan”,takaolvxiabanhouyaobuyaoqukanwangyixiaxiangtianze。

zaishuoxiangtianze,shuaiwanshoujitajiuhouhuile,shengqiguishengqi,tanashoujisashenmeqia!

fangjianlipijiuhunzheyanweier,rangtayishunjianfangfohuidaolenianqingdeshihou。

zhikexishiguangbuhuidaoliu,xiangtianzedakaichuanghutongfeng,jinjiezhecongbeibaolifanchulesanbenshu。

《wanjiuhunyindeshizhongzuiyouxiaofangfa》

《nanrenchuguibuyaoji,qingganzhuanjialaizhizhao》

《hunyinxingfude100gejueqiao》

xiangtianzelengxiaozhebasanbenshurengjinlajitong,tajuedezijicongtoudaoweiwanruyigezhizhang。

zhananchuguitajuranhaixiangzhezenmewanhui,jianzhidiuren。

xiangtianzezaixinlimomotuoqilezijiyifenzhong,ranhouzoujinyushimeimeidipaoleyigereshuizao。

jinguanxinlixiangzhebuzaihu,danshentijinruyugangdeshunjian,xiangtianzehaishiluoleile。

tabatoumaizaixiongqian,baozhetuisiwujidandidakuleyichang。

buyuanyichengrenzijicuiruo,quezongshirenbuzhuleiliumanmian……

kuguozhihouxiangtianzedakaiyinxiangweizijixunhuanbofangleyishou《fenshoukuaile》,tamolemoduzishangdezhuirou,juedingcongjintianqijieshijianshen,bianchengzuishuaidedashu,zhaoyigebishenghuaiyuangenghaodenanren。

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