woyichusheng，jiubeiwodiefengweinizi。
suanmingdeshuowomingfantaohua，jianglaixifuzhudongshangmen。
wodiechizhiyibi，sanshikuaiqiandafaxianshengchumen。
buyuanxiangxinwozheirenxiangouyandedongxi，huizaoxiaoguinvxihuan。
结果说啥应啥。
shiliusuichuoxuezheinian，wogaodalenvtongxueduzi，beirensangetanggeduzaicesuo，diujinleshikeng。
wodieqiderenyangmafan，yangyanyaobushikanzaiwoshilaolijiadedumiao，zaojiwoyidaoyanle，songgonglidangtaijianqule。
woshuo：“daqingdouwanglejibainianle，songyezhinengjiwosongqushaoniangong。neidifangxiaomeiniugengduo。”
wodiechadianbeiguoquqiqu，naoxiuchengnudehouwo：“womenlaolijiameinizheizhongchusheng，laopojiwotieqiao，laoziyaoqiaoduantagoutui。”
jieguohuayingangluo，laodiedelaoxianghaojiudaizhetadesishengnvzhaoshangmenle。
呵呵。
yuanlaishijiangmenhuzi，sheiyebieshuoshei。
womenlaolijiamentinglengqing，shuzheijitianrenao。
kanrenaode，shuoxianhuadequanlaile。
woniangbuganle，nazhewodiedekuyaodai，jiuyaoquzhenziwaideshulinlishangdiao。
laoxianghaokudiehanniang，youkuyounao，renshuonvrenhuodejiushiyizhanglianmian，wodieyaoshiburenzheiguinv，tasuanshimeilianhuole，taliansizaiwojiamenqiandoubupei，tayaoquwojiazufenbaogekeng，tiaojinqugenzuzonggaozhuang。
lianggenvrengezhongxunsimihuode，jieguomeiyigezhenqusi，zhidaoshibawodiebideshangdiaoqule。
“爹呀。”
wosisibaozhewodiededatui，kuzhehanzhe，bufangshou：“nikebunengzuoshashia，nisilebudajin，sheijiwozhuanqianquxifua。”
“gun，nigewangbaduzi。”
wodieyijiaojiwotikai，yikouqibushun，beileguoqu。
zheixiawomahuangle，bijingyiqiguorizide，haishitazuixintengwodie。
daiwodiezaiyiyuanxinglai，womamozheleishuo：“suanlesuanle，shiwomingku，tuiyibu，haiziliuxia，neinvrendezou，woyikantajiunanshou。”
nianghuayinyiluo，dieqingsefuza，woqueledexiaokailehua。
zheimeshuolai，congjinyihouwojiuduolegepiaoliangjiejie。
wojierongmaojingzhi，qizhiwenjing，weidubuaishuohua，duishenmeshidouhenlengmo。
tazongshibeizheyigelansedexiaoshubao，xingyingbuli。
buguozheibudajin，tazhangdezheimehaokan，jianglaijiarenyidingnengyaoyidabicaili，zhenghaoyonglaijiwoquxifu。
yizhouhou，diedelaoxianghaozoule。
wojieliuzailewomenjia，tadedemingzigentadexinggeyiyangbingleng，jiaozuochengshuang。
jiantazongshilengzheyizhanglian，mianwubiaoqing，wojiudiaokandao：“chengshuangachengshuang，xiangbudaoniyeyoujintian，chenglideshutanrizinibuguo，feilaiwomenzheixiaozhenzaozui，congjinwanghou，jiubuyunxunijiaochengshuangle，nidegenzanbaxing，jiaolishuang。”
chengshuangqingmieyixiao：“sheigennizanba，wobuxingchengbuxingli，gennibayimaoqianguanximeiyou，woshilaitaozhaide。”
wodietingdaozheihuajiubugaoxingle，shuo：“nizheihaizi，woshuoshayeshiniqindie，nijiushixinliyouqi，yebunengburenqindiebushi。”
“buhaoyisi，bufanggaosunimenzhenxiang，songwolaidezhishiwobiaojie，nibushiwodie，woyebushiniguinv，wolainijiashimingzhongzhudong，nimenlaolijiaqianwode。”
“sha？”wodiejingdecongkangshangdiaolexialai，zhenggerendoumengle。
daoshiwoniang，zaiduanzandejingeguohou，liuluchuyisirushizhongfudeshiran。
“nibushiwoguinvlaiwojiazuosha？hezhekanwoyoudianxiaoqian，laichiyuanjiale？”wodieqideliandoulvle，duozhejiaoshuo：“xiumeizheihunzhangnvren，laoziquzhaotaqu。”
“biezhaole。”chengshuanglenglengdao。
“nigexiaopihaidongshenme？bushiwoguinv，nijiuganjingundan。kemeixianfanjinichi。”wodiepishangyifu，nashangtadesangtana2000cheyaochizhunbeichumen。
chengshuanghuanhuanzuoxia，kaikoudao：“ninhaizhenshiguirenduowangshi，ninyaoshijixingbuhao，wojiubangninhuiyihuiyi，ershinianqian，shilipudepomiaoli，nishibushimaileyiyangdongxi？”
“shilipudepomiao？”dielengzhule：“zheiwoyouyinxiang，dangnianwozaishilipumaibinggun，qicheguoshanlushuaiduanletui，yigenbinggunmeimaichuqu，qiongdejiushengtiaokuzile，hainengyoushakemaide？nizheinvwazi，buyaoweiyansongting，buguo，nishizenmezhidaozheishide？”
chengshuanglengxiaoyisheng，kaishirushujiazhendedouluwodiedelaodi。
“niliji，nianqingshichuqudagong，sichupengbi，zuihoumaiqilebinggun，kexi，dangniandaochushimaibinggunde，nibudanmeizhuandaoshenmeqian，haichuleyiwai，shuaileyijiao，dangshinidexiazhishiquzhijue，shuangtuixiangshiduanle，shizhibaoyuqingpen，nipadaoyichupomiao，dengdaiqiujiu，qiliaoliangtianliangye，jingwuyirenluguo，zhidaonikuaiyaotingbuzhudeshihou，youyidaoshijingguo，nixiangtaqiujiu，taquewudongyuzhong，tashibushiduinishuo，tashigeshangren，zhimaidongxi，bushiyuanshou，nibunenglijie，shijianhaiyourucijueqingzhiren，jiansibujiu，nikukuaiqiu，taquelengyanxiangdui，rangnizijixianghao，tadaomaideshiyinwu，suoweiyinwu，jiushilaiziyinjiandedongxi，yinwuzhuanmenyonglaimaijizoutouwuluderen，nizhenghaoheshi，buguoyinwudejiagehengui，ruguonimaibuqi，jiunadongxijiaohuan，nidangshiyiqiongerbai，yushiweilehuoxiaqu，nifashinapadangniuzuoma，yeyaobaodatadeenqing，zhihoutabianjiniweiledanyao，jiehaoleshuangtui，congneiyihou，nibianyigaimeiyun，renshengyifanfengshun，qulejiaoqi，shenglenizi，haikaileyijiazhuanmenzuogangsidexiaogongchang，daoxianzaichengweixiaozhenshoufu，shenjiaqianwan，niyiweizheixiedoushinizijidapinlaide，shijiqueshiyongweipuweinudeshiyan，huanlaidefugui，shisannianqian，daoshicengshangmenjinierzisuanming，niguirenduowangshi，feidanmeirenchuta，fanerjilesanshikuaiqianxiuru。
shuodaozheili，chengshuangtaochusanshikuaiqian，paizaizhuoshang：“zheisanshikuaiqianhaijinimen，jinriwodaibiaodaoshilaitaozhai，yeshinifuzigaichanghaideshihoule。”
“dengdeng，weishenmequdeshijiaoqi，shengdequeshinizi？”woyilianbufu。
“nijiwobizui。”wodiemiansetieqingdeduiwohezhi，erhouyuzhongxinzhangdeduichengshuangshuo：“dishuizhiendangyongquanxiangbao，genghekuangshijiuming，woyuannachuwushiwanjini，bunengzaiduole。”
“hehe。”chengshuangbuxiedao：“naqianlaihai，baniquanbujiadangsuanshangdoubugou，wobuyaoqian，woyaoren。”
“zhenrangwomenfuzijinidangniuzuoma？”wodiemiansewennudao。
“bu。”chengshuangyaotou：“nanierzihai？”
“zenmehai？”wobahewomatongshiwendao。
chengshuangshuo：“mingtiankaishi，nimenliangkouzicongzheibieshubanchuqu，woshi**wude，zheiliyihoujiushiwodejudian，banierzijiwoliuxiadaxiashou。”
“ruguowobudayingni？”wodieyaoyaqiechidao。
chengshuangpingdandao：“xitingzunbian，niyaobuxinshounuoyan，huiduanzijuesun，jiaporenwang，buchuyizhou，bichuhuoshi。”
啪的一声。
wodieyangfanlezhuozi，fennudao：“yaoyanhuozhong，laozibuxin，laozigennidadu，yizhouhoupishimeiyou。”
chengshuangdiantou：“hao，zouzheqiao。”
shuoba，chengshuangbianhuiwuqule。