第一章
zhiyinwozaiweiboshangfaleyizhang**zhao，
jiubeisanjinyinghoudaizhebaobiaochuangrujuzu，dangzhongnushanjishigeerguang。
haimeidengwojieshi，tayoucoujinwodeerduojifeng：
⌈buyaoyiweichumaijicirouti，jiunengkuayuejiecengchengweiyulequanderenshangren！
wogaosuni，jingquantaiziyedejiamenzhiyouwonengjin！⌋
京圈太子爷？
kongpaliantadoubuzhidao，tayanzhongdetaiziyekeshijiponaodaixiangjindewojiamen！
1.
linzidaizhebaobiaowuyangyangchuangjinjuzudeshihou，wozhengzaipaiyichangweiyaxi。
duiyukonggaodewolaishuo，zheichangxishigebuxiaodetiaozhan。
haimeidengwoshentishangshengdaoliangmi，
shenhoufuzelaweiyadewushulaoshijiubeilinzishenpangdebaobiaotuikai，weiyashengyoutamenjieguan。
tamenshouyisong，wohaowufangbeidexiajiangyimiduo，dunshixintiaorulei。
linziyigejianbuchongguolai，buyoufenshuodejiujilewojigeerguang。
tayibiandawoyibiankaikounuma：
⌈nisuangeshenmedongxi，lianwolinzideweihunfudouganqiang！
jinyulequandeshihoujiumeiyoudatingdating，shenmerennengreshenmerenbunengrema？⌋
zheichangbiangulaidetaituran，juzudezhongrendouhaimeiyoufanyingguolai。
dengwobeilianshanhaojigeerguanghou，sizhouyilunshengcaixiangqilai。
[tianna，fuqinghuanjuranganqianglinzideren！
neikeshilinzi，sanjinyinghoua！quanlichulemingdebaopiqi！tahaixiangbuxiangzaiquanzilihunle？]
[tadanziyetaidaleba？shangyigeshitugouyintaiziyederen，fentoucaodoubuzhidaozhangduogaole！]
[yijinjuzuwojiuzhidaotabushiyigeanfenderen！
tiantiandingzheneizhanghulijinglianhuangyoubushuo，xianzaijuranpashangletaiziyedechuang！zezeze，tebuyaolianle！]
未婚夫？太子爷？
wohuoleershiduonian，haishigemutaidanshengou。
genghekuangwoshanggeyuecaihuiguo，lianjialidebaomudouhaimeiyourenquan，shangnaerquqiangtadeweihunfu！
linzishiwudachushen，shoujingershizu。
ganggangjiwodejibazhangyijingdadewochuxianleermingdezhengzhuang，lianshang**ladeteng。
woxinzhongdenuhuoyijingshaodaolesangziyan：
⌈lin**，nishibushiwuhuileshenme？woshanggeyuecaihuiguo，genbenburenshiniweihunfu！
nizheiyangbufenqinghongzaobaijiudaren，woshikeyibaojingranhouqinglvshigaonide！⌋
linzifengciyixiao，nachushoujiduidaowomianqian。
zhaopianlidenvrenmeimujingyan，zaiguseguxiangdefangzilibeichendegengjiamaomei。
zheishiwozuotianwanshangxinxuelaichaofazaiweiboshangde**zhao。
⌈zhenshisiyazizuiying，zheishangmianderenshiniba？womeiyouyuanwangniba？⌋
⌈是我没错，
danwozhishizaijiali**leyizhang，zenmejiuchenglegouyinniweihunfudexiaosanle？⌋
linziyitingwozheihua，xianrangengshengqile。
tataishouyoujilewoyibazhang，lidaozhida，wodeshentisuizhetadeliqizaibankongzhonghuangdangbuzhi。
⌈你家？⌋
⌈sheibuzhidaofudouyihaoshiwoweihunfujiwomaidehunfang！
nizheigebuyaoliande**！chenwoshanggeyuezaijuzumeihuijia，zhuwodehunfang，shuiwodenanren！
haitianbuzhichidefaweibozhaogaotianxia！
zenme？buganxindanggexiaosan，suoyimingmuzhangdandexiangwoxuanzhanma？⌋
wozhouzhemeitousikaotaganggangdehua。
fudouyihaodeqianshenshimouweiqinwangdesizhai，houlaibeiwozushangmaixia，yidaiyidaichuandaolewobabashouli。
mamaqushihou，wohebabajiuquleguowai。
guoneidefangchandaduodoubaituolezhiyejinglirenzaidalikanguan，danshifudouyihaoshimeiyouguapaichushoude。
wodefangzichenglebierendehunfang，wochenglebierendexiaosan！
简直离谱！