妖皇时清疯了！
taturanlvbinggongdamingjie，rangmingjiejiaochuminghuang。
youhufawuzhexiongqiandeshangkou，koutuxianxue。
“yaohuang！womendedianxiaweinifusheng，buxizisunyuanshen，weiniersi，nidaodihaiyaozenmeyang？”
shiqingzhanzaiwanjunzhishou，yanjingshierqingcheshierzhengning，“wobuxin！nirangtachulai！”
youhufayangqitou，beifendahan：“shiqing！tasile！lingchusile！”
shiqingdakouchuanzhecuqi，huixiufeiruliudaogong。
takandaoqingonglidelingchi，kandaozhuozishanggezhongcaipu，yanqianshanguoyixiepianduan。
“师父...”
shiqingtongkudewuzhetou，dunzaidishang，guanyuaruodejiyishunjianyongjintadenaodai。
youhufagenzaitashenhou，“ruguonixiangzhidaozhenxiang，jiuquwendaoyishenjunba。”
xianshenliangjiederendoukandaoshiqingnuqichongchongdefeidaodaoyishenjundeshendi。
daoyishenjunsihuzaojiuzhidaoshiqinghuilai，jingjingdezuozaiyizishangdengta。
“nishuo，lingchuzaina？”
daoyishenjunzhangtanyisheng，“wocengjinghaofeiwannianxiuweikuitanguotadejieshu，wogaosuguota，dangtadongqingshijiushijieshulailinzhishi，liangwannianqiantaaimuxuanhe，woririweitadanxin，danjieshubingmeiyoulai。”
shiqingzhengzhengdebushuohua，yinweidaoyishenjunshuodeyijinghenmingbaile。
“niyizhiyiweitabuainiduima？”
“keshi，shitajiuxianiyidaocanhunjiangnisongruliudaolunhui，shitashouaruoweitujiangnidaihuimingjie，youshitaweilejiuniquwujueguquwangshenghunhua，shangleyaojiedeshishentai，quxianjiedangyaolinggongzhudexianshi，zhiweinengfuhuoni。”
shuodaodongqingchu，daoyishenjundeshengyinweiweizhandou，“tadongqingle，aishangleneigebugaiaideren，tazongjuedezijiqiannide，suoyijishihaofeixiuyeyaoweinizhurulingqi，gengbuguyuanshenyicicidesunhao，nifuhuole，ketazhishengbuzubainiandeshouming。”
xiangqineigeyouandelaofang，xiangqiwoshuodehua，shiqingxintongrudaojiao。
daoyishenjunshenqingbeimin，“tashiminghuang，jishiyunshenyehuiruliudaolunhui，zhishitayuanshenfumie，zhinengzairenyaoliangjielunhui，yexuninengzaineiliyudaota，jizhe，tazhongguowangshenghunhuadehuadu。”
shiqingxiangdiulehundeshaziyiyanglikai。
diertian，yaojiexuangaoliujie，shiyanchenghuang。
congciyihou，meiyourenzaijianguoshiqing。
canghaisangtian，riyueliuzhuan。
yaojiedanshengleyizhixiaohuayao，neijiushiwo，baimiaomiao。
woshijialiweiyidenvyao，zixiaoaniangduiwojiweiniai，yerangwoyangchengletianbupadibupadexingzi。
zhangzhejiazudeshili，wojingchangchuanghuo，adieshizaikanwotouteng，bianjiangwoganqurenjie，rangwoqulilianlilian。
yushiwochizhedabingchangzhegezouchulejiamen。
renjiezhendehenhaowanei~yougezhonggeyangdexiaowanyier，chishiyebiyaojiehaoletaiduo。
womeitianguangguangchichi，genbenbuxianghuiyaojie。
zairenjiedailejigeyue，wozongtingdaorenmentidaoyigedifang，neijiushiwuliangshan。
wochibianshideshihou，shunzuiwenxiaoer，“xiaoer，wuliangshanzaina？haowanma？”
xiaoeryitingwowenwuliangshan，shunjianlailejingshen。
“zheiweikeguan，yaoshuowuliangshana，neikeshidayoulaitou，chuanshuocengjingshiminghuangheairenyinjuzhichu，buguowuliangshanzhenzhengchumingdebushizheigechuanshuo。”
dianxiaoershenmixixideshuodao：“jiqiannianqian，wuliangshanlaileyigeshenxian，tazuixihuanhuale，bengguanshirenshiyao，zhiyaosongdehuaruletadeyan，jiunengdedaotadedianhua，yuhuachengxianna~”
woduichengxianmeishenmexingqu，yinweiwodemubiaoshichengweiyaojiechuanshuoshiqingdianxianeiyangjingyanderen。
danshixihuanhuadenanshenxianwozheshimeijianguo。
wodaoshiyouyiduohua，zichushengyilaiwojiuyouyigeqiguaidenengli，neijiushishoushangliuxuedeshihou，xueyehuibianhuachengyiduolansedehua。
zheiduohuayaoyanmeili，kelianhuodezuijiudezuzhangdoubuzhidaozheiduohuashishenme。
laizheirenjiezouyizao，zishishenmerenaodouyaoqiaoyiqiao。
wodatingdaolewuliangshandeweizhi，jiujuedingqianqukankanneigexihuankanhuadeshenxian。
zoudaowuliangshandeshihou，renyuelaiyueduo，tamenyoudepengzhehua，haiyouyixiexiaoyaosuiyibianhuahuaduo，tamenhuijuzaishanmen，dengdaishenxianjiejian。
wozhanzaiduiwudemowei，laolaoshishidepaidui，haihaowojimin，paiduiqianmailehaochidehubinghedianxin。
wocongtianliangdengdaoletianhei，youcongtianheidengdaoletianliang，zhongyujinrulewuliangshan。
shanjianyunwuliaorao，shenxiandeshengyinzhiyinzhewoqianxingdedaolu，daoleshandinghouwokandaoyizuoxiaomuwu。
shenxianjiushishenxian，youqionglouyuyubuzhu，feiyaolaizheiniaobulashidedifangshuimuwu。
“神仙？神仙？”
yidaodaizhejifenlengmodeshengyincongmuwuzhongchuanlai，“xiaohuayao，banidehuanachulai。”
a！tazhidaowoshihuayaoei~
wohaoqidedingzhemuwu，shenxianmeichulai。
woshenchugebo，yongzhijianhuapopifu，yinhongdexianxuehuanhuanliuchu。
hongsedexueyehuachengfenmo，zaikongzhongbianchengleyiduolansedehua，suiranwobushidiyicijianzheiduohua，danhaishizaineixinzhonggantan，zhenmei！
xiaomuwudemendakaile，yigechuanzhexuansezhangpaodenanrenzoulechulai。
tazhangdekezhenpiaolianga，jiushiyanshenhaoxianghenbeishang，tazoudaowoshenqian，daidaidekanzhepiaozaikongzhongdelansehuaduo。
yidileihuaguotadeyanjiao。
shenxianjingranliuleile，yebuzhidaozenmede，kandaotaku，wodexinyinyindeteng。
wodianqijiaojian，buzijuedetaiqishoucadiaotalianjiashangdeleizhu。
“kulejiubuhaokanla。”
“ng，nishuodedui。”piaoliangshenxianweixiaodeshuo。
“你有师父吗？”
wocongxiaozhangzaiyaojie，gongfadoushiadieaniangjiaode，conglaimeibaiguoshi。
“没有。”
“neiwodangnishifukehao？”
piaoliangshenxiandeshengyinzenmebiandewenroule。
wonaonaotou，buhaoyisidehuidao：“haoa，neinihuidaiwochihaochidema？”
“当然。”
......
“shifu，nirenshiwobianhuadehuama？”
“neishiwangshenghunhua，shengzaiwujuegu，zhonglewangshenghunhuaduderen，xueyenengningjiechenghua。”
“a！keshishifu，woconglaimeiquguowujuegu，yemeizhongdua！wohuibuhuisia！wobuyaosia！shifu！”
“ai，nizenmeruciguozao，hetayidiandoubuxiang。”
“shifushifu，tashisheia？”
“......”
“shifushifu，tashinandehaishinvdea？”
“......”
“师父师父...”
“闭嘴！”
“shifu，nihaoxionga！wuwuwuwu！”
“......”
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