第4章 你全家脑袋都不好使

“buzhuomurongyan,nv,ershisui,naoziyoudianbuhaoshi,shenshangdaishang,shenfuyinjiaowuhun,haodu,yisitaodaoliushaguonei,yidanyudaoyoucitezhengzhiren,lijizhuabu。”

wangyanweiweidaolai,xiangliangrenjiangshulezijiwuhunpanbianqijiannaohaizhongbuduanxiangqidezhiling。

tingwanzhihou,murongyanshuangquanjinnie,yachiyaodegegexiang:“**,nicainaozibuhaoshi,niquanjianaozidoubuhaoshi。”

liyeyanshenyouxieguaiguaidekanzhemurongyan:“guniang,wozenmeganjuezheigemiaoshugenniyouxiexiang?”

“meiyoudeshi。”murongyanjingxing,lianlianbaishou:“woyoubujiaomurongyan,wojiao...wojiaozhangxiaohua,ngzhangxiaohua。”

“咚咚咚...”

shuohuajian,qiaomenshengchuanlai,haibudaiwangyanqianqukaimenjiuzhijiebeiyigujulijihongkai。

yiweitixinggaoda,shenchuankaijia,zhangdehenshijingzhuangdezhongniannanzilongxinghubudezoulejinlai,shenhoujingenzheliangduizhuangbeijingliangdejundui。

wangyaneran:“fuqin,ninzenmelaile?”

wangyandefuqinshenshendekanletayiyan,shuangyanshanguoyimohongguang,rangtaxintouyitiao。

“guainver,zheiweijiushilishenyiba,guoranzhangdeyibiaorencai。”

“tashipowuchengdechengzhuwanghong,ganjueyoudianbuduijing,niyaoxiaoxindian。”

murongyancoujinliyedeerbiandishengshuoleyiju,jiaodimoyou,suishizhunbeikailiu。

liyebubeibukangdedao:“chengzhunihao,wozhishiyijiebuyi,bushishenmeshenyi。”

“hehe,qidubufan。”wanghongzanleyiju:“woyouyiweilaoyoujialidexiaogoushengbingle,niqubangwokankanba。”

murongyanjimangkaikou:“zheige...chengzhuyinggaiquzhaoshouyiba。”

“duiwolaishuomeishenmequbie。”wanghongkanlemurongyanyiyan,zuoshouyazaiyaojiandedaobingshang,yiguqiangdadeqishicongqishenshangbaofachulai,huanghujiansihutingdaohuxiaobandeshengyin。

murongyanxinzhongzhuizhui,xiangpao,danshiwanghongsuoshifangchulaideqishilaolaosuodingzhuta,rangtagenbenjiubuganyidong。

liyehuangruoweijue,heheyixiao:“xiaogouyeshishengming,neiwojiuqukankanba。”

“zheicaidui。”wanghongluchumanyidexiaorong,shenshouzuolege‘qing’deshoushi:“liangwei,qingba。”

murongyanluchuweinanzhise:“chengzhu,woyoubuhuiyishu,wojiububiquleba。”

wanghongxiaomimide,yebushuohua,jiuzheiyangkanzheta,qiyisibuyaneryu。

murongyanwunai,zhidequfu。

wanghongzouzaiqiantou,liyegenmurongyangenzaihoumian,liangceshiyanzhenyidaidejundui,yigegeqijidoujiangtamensuodingzhule,shaoyouyidongpashijiuhuishoudaomengliedejingong。

wangyanzhanzaiyuandi,bugandongdan,dengsuoyourenzouhoucaicalecaetoudehanshui,dishengdao:“fuqin,nizenmele...”

bangeshichenzhihou,liyegenmurongyanbeidaidaoleyichubiezhidetingyuannei。

wanghongzhanzaimenkoubingweijinqu,langshengdao:“liangwei,jiuxianzaizheilimianzhuxialaiba,chiheyongdujieyou。”

liyezuijiaohanxiao:“duoxiechengzhule。”

wanghongdiandiantou,bamenguanshang。

murongyanxunsujiangzhenggetingyuanjianchayibian,erhoumanlianjusang:“wanle,zhenggeyuanzidoubeizhongzhongbaoweile,xiangzoushibukenengde。”

“jilaizhizeanzhi,xiankankanyoumeiyoushenmechidedongxiba,murongguniang。”

shuozhe,liyewangwuneizouqu,murongyandailedai,ganmanggenleshangqu:“wobujiaomurong,wojiaozhangxiaohua...”

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lingyibian,wanghonglikaizhihouduziqianwangjiaowai,zaiyikedashudixia,tajiandaoleyiweishenchuanhuafudejunxiuqingnianxietangzaitangyishang,liangcegeyouyimingshinvfushi。

“见过陆少爷!”

wanghongzoushangqianqu,danxiguidi,shentaijingwei。

nenggourangyichengzhizhuxingrucidali,zheigeqingniandeshenfendiweikexiangerzhi。

lushaoyezhiqishenzi,jugaolinxiadekanzhewanghong:“zenmeyang,shiqingbanderuhele。”

“huibinglushaoye,murongyanyijingzhaodao,ninyaozhaodeyizhininzhanshoudeshenyiyezhaodaole。”

“bucuo。”lushaoyeyanjingyiliang:“zheijianshiqingbaomigongzuoxudezuohao,chulelujiazhiwai,qitajigedajiazuyezaizhaomurongyan,buguozuizhonghaishibeiwojiezuxiandengle,duile,neishenyiyishuruhe?”

wanghongrushihuida:“tapolexiaoxianshengshizhanzaixiaonvshenshangde‘cefan’shu,shilibusu。”

“e?”lushaoyelailexingqu:“jiranruci,neijiuxianzaidaiwoquba。”

王洪:“是!”

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liushaguozuoweiyigexiaoguo,pingrijiangenbenburuyixieqiangdamenpai,shilidefayan,danshijinlai,queshibushideyouwailaiqiangzhekuaguobianjie,jinruqizhong,zaigegechengshizhongcuandong,xiangshizaixunzhaozheshenme。

zheigexiaoxirangliushaguoguowangzuolibuan,danquebuganqingjuwangdong,zhinenganzhongtoutoudiaochayuanyou。

ercishizailiyedezhuchu,neiweilushaoyeyijingdaole...

“hehe,duoribujian,muronggunianglianyangzidoubianle,doushishilaopengyoule,jiumeibiyaozangzheyezheleba。”

yishenhuafu,shencaigaotiao,mianrongyingjundelushaoyejiuzheiyangzhanzailiangrendeduimian,suiweisanfasihaodeqishi,danshiqueyouyiguhouzhongzhiganpumianerlai。

“陆少秋!”

jiandaociren,murongyanyanjingtonghong,yifuyuyaozerenershidemoyang。

“ai,murongguniang,nibubiyongzheizhongchouhendemuguangkanzhewo,nijiazudefumieyebushiwoyigerenzaochengde,erqie...neiyangdongxiyebushiniyigexiaoxiaodemurongjiakeyizhanjude,haishijiaochulaiba,buyaozuowuweidedikang。”

lushaoqiuyaoyaotou,kankanertan,qidubufan,buzhiqingzhehaiyiweiliangrenshizhijiaohaoyou。

“zuomeng!”murongyandehuifuhenjiandan。

“woshisiwenren,butaiyuanyidongwu。”lubaiqiudelianshangdaizhewenhedexiaorong:“zaiyouliangtian,wodagelushaowuyehuiganlai,ruguoniluorutadeshouli,neijieguo,niyinggaizhidaode。”

tingdao‘lushaowu’sangezi,murongyanjiaoquweizhan,yanlishanguoyisiweijuzhise。

“wojiniyitianshijiankaolv,jiaochuneiyangdongxi。”shuowan,lushaoqiuyoukanxiangliye,wenhedexiaorongbiandeyouxiezhengning:“nijiushiyishiba,wodechongwushengbingle,nitiwoyizhihaota,buranwojiudasini。”

liyewuyu,xinzhongfufei:“weishenmeduidailianggerendetaiduchaneimeduo...”

lushaoqiupailepaishou,ziyoushijigexiashutaizheyigezhaozheheibudejudalongzidaotingyuannei。