由迢醒来有点茫然。
tadingzhemoshengdefangjian，yijiyanhuiganglideyantou，nulihuixiangshibushifashengleshenme。
“wo……bunenghezuihoubasheijimaofanleba？”youtiaopailepainaodai，naqishoujikanleyanshijian，“gaisi，xiawuhaiyoukaochake。”
youtiaojiandandalilexiaziji，dacheganwanghuixiaodelushang。lushang，taxiangqizuotiandezhiqinshuyunheyigeomegajiaowangdexiaoxi，bujinquxunwenqinshuyun，dedaodehuiyingbianshibuzaixuyaozijidejieguo。
shangxin、maizui、yujiannanren、qianwanglvguan，xinglaihouzhiyoufangjianlideziji。
taqianyishimolemoshenti，madao:“woyigealphapashenme，chikuidekendingbushiwo。”
youtiaozuoweigaojialpha，tayongyouzherangwushuomegamiliandegansongxiang，yijijiaohaodepixiang，waijiashangshetuanzhuxichenghuhechengjipaimingdiyi，xuexiaoluntanshangzonghuichuxiantadeshenying。zheixiechengjiubenlaijianghuimiaoshuchuyiweiyouxiu，bushiyanhuodenanshen，raner，taxihuanalphaa。
qinshuyun——gaojialpha，xueshenghuizhuxi，hongjiuxiang。
youtiaoxiangqinshuyunzhankaizhuiqiu，zaipangrenqieqiesiyuhechaoxiaozhongbiaodachuncuideaiyi，yongxinyihezhaoguquhuandexinshangrendegandong，zuihouyeshidedaoleqinshuyunmolengliangkedehuida。
womenkeyishiyishi，youtiao。
“shigechuizi，buhaishiheqitarenzaiyiqile。”youtiaowangzhechuzuchechuangwai，chunjiaogougouxiaoyi。
taqishibutaixiangshangkede，buranyebuhuixuanzemaizui，bijingluntanshangdetiezijihudourangtachengbaole，wuyibushikantadexiaohua。
【dajialixingtaolunyixiaqinshuyunheyoutiaodeshiqing，woxiangchigua。】
1l:【xieyao，woqinyankanjianqinxuezhanghezhangxuezhangbingjianzoushi，youtiaoguoquzhiwen，youmeiyoutongyangdoushijianzhengrendeyouyoumen，budebushuo，youtiaozhendemeiyousuzhi，tabuguanqinghongzaobaijiubalianggerenjimale。wozhendehenhenbulijiedebudaojiuhuidiaodexinli。】
2l:【youtiaobenlaibuyejiushidisuzhiderenma，zhuiqiuqinshuyundeshihou，aiyou，neigeyanshenkanjiantongyangzhuiqiuzhehenbudedengsibieren，jiupingjiezijishigealphale，zhuqinshuyunhezhangyubainianhaohe，youtiaobielaiexintaliangle。】
3l:【loushangyouyoushuodedui，xihuanalphadealphadejingshenkendingbuzhengchanga，tingbierenshuo，qinxuezhangdoujujuetale，tahaimengliezhuiqiurenjia，zheibukanjianqinxuezhangguanxuan，zhijieqijibaihuaile。】
4l:【xuexiaonengbunengbatakaichu……zhenhuiqi，hezheizhongrenyigexuexiao。】
5l:【zhenjiudiyicitingshuozhuiqiubieren，debudaojiusapodealpha，baixiagaojixinxisule。】
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367l:【wofanleyixialouceng，zhenjiumeiyourentiyoutiaoshuohaohuahahahahahahahaogaoxiao，tamenbuyuandoubutian‖ta，shuojijuhuabianjiede。】
youtiaofandaozheigeloucengdeshihou，chuzucheyijingtingzaixuexiaodemenkou。tafukuanzouxiache，xunsizenmedouyaomiandui，shijieshangdeshengyindoushigexingge‖se，gengbietijiangchudehuale。
yinxiangli，tajiushilanxiaqinshuyunhezhangyu，shuoleju“gongxi，neiniduiwochengnuosuanshenme。”
qinshuyun:“shiyishi，budaibiaozaiyiqia，youtiao。”
youtiaozaixiangqiqinshuyundezheijuhua，chuichuiyanmou，tabukefourenqinshuyunshuodemeiyoucuo。
weilebimianganga，youtiaotiqiandaodajiaoshiquzhaoyichulveweiyinbidedifang，ditouwanshouji。tananmianhuiyouxinlijiaocuideshihou，hekuangshiaierbudehoudesuzuiyijifansizijideaizhidebuzhide。
“kan，youtiaojingranhuilaishangke！”
“gangabugangaa，gangshuowanxiaoqinglvjiupaodaorenjiamianqian，buhuixiangzheqinxuezhangnenggouwanliutaba。”
“bieshuole，renjiakeshigaoguidegaojialpha，chengjidiyi，rebuqirebuqi。”
youtiaopieleyiyandiguderenqun，haoqiaobuqiao，zhengzhengheqinshuyunsimuxiangdui，tayajieqingzhan，mianseruchangdanran，neixinzaoyiyoulemarendechongdong。
zenmezuowopangbianle，yuekanyuexiangbuchushuideshuilongtou，zhenxiule。
“zuile。”youtiaoqishen，dao:“jieguo，wohuangeqitadifangzuo。”
qinshuyunmianrongdaixiao，wenshengshuodao:“youtiao，nibuhuiyinweiwojujueniershangxinba，womenkeyizuopengyoude。”
youtiaomeiyandanran，dishengdao:“xiacinikanjianwokudeqibuchengsheng，zaishuozheizhonghuaba。”
youtiaojianqinshuyunmeiyouyikaizuoweidongjing，tacaizhezhuozijiutiaolechuqu，dingzhejiaoyin，congyidoulinachuzhangzhijincaganjing。
“zhenjiuqijibaihuailebei，baixiaqinxuezhangdehaoxinhaoyile。”
“budebushuo，qinxuezhangshuodehuahaowuyu，woyaoshiyoutiaojiushanta。”
“nijingranbangyoutiaoshuohua。”
“niyexiangxihuantongshuxingderen？youbing？”
“bushibabushiba，yuanlaizhendehuiyourenbabierendehaoxinhaoyidangchengchaofeng，ranhoucaizhuoziyiweicaganjingjiuhuilihaorenshe。”
youtiaozhaolegelitamenyuanyuandedifang，manwumudeliulanzhequnhexiaoxi，zicongtazhuiqiuqinshuyun，jiubutaishouhuanyingle，zhudesusheyeshigerenfangjian，jigeyuxiadepengyoudoushiqitaxueyuande，pingrilishangkechifanduoshudoushidandujinxing。
takanzhehaoyouzaisanzhutuobuyaokanluntan，yijijiaoxunzijibugaixihuanzheimeyigezhanan，yanguangbodong，daoyechongchizhewenroudeyiwei。
suanle，guoduanshijianjiubuhuichuandefeifeiyangyangle。
jiudangzijinianshaowuzhi，xihuanshangyigezhananba。
youtiaobahongjiurendingxiangchunkekou，ziyidengdainiangzhiercheng，sheizhipinshangyikouqueyuyuxiangjieranbutong，tacaimingbaishaonianshewangaiqingdexinsisirubaijingdongriliyuedongdehuomiao，guohoucaizhizhuoshaodeshizijixinzang。
buguo……zenmeguoleyigeyue，luntanlihaibataheqinshuyundeshiqingchuandefeifeiyangyang。
“zuile，tamenlianggechaojiahewoyoushenmeguanxi，wozheiyigeyuedoumeiyouheqinshuyunjianghua。”
【qinshuyunhezhangyuchaojiatijiyoutiao】
1l:chigua，tingshuoyoutiaobeidilihaizaijiaohelianggerendeguanxi。
2l:真就不要脸。
3l:chunchunwuyu，yaobuzhaorenanshataba。
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xuyu，menwaichuanlaiqiaomendeshengyin。
“bushizhenyourenlaianshawoba。”youtiaodiaokanwendao:“qingwenshishei？”
“nihao，woshilaihenintanhetongde。”
hualuo，youtiaodakaimen，tayanmoubodong，talianzhushenqing，muguangmiaozhemianqianderen。
taqiaozhemoyangyuemosanshisui，chuanzhezhengzhuang，shenhouyouliangweinanzi，xiangshi……baobiao？
“ninhao，youxiansheng，zheiliyoufenjiehunxieyi，qingninguomu。”
由迢:？！？！