第1章:出大事了!

qiheidejiudianfangjianli,chanmiandecuzhongchuanxishengqifubuzhi。

疼!真的好疼啊!

zhidaoyiqiejieshu,yinzangzaiheianlidenanrenzhongyuyanzudeshuiqu,langbeibukandeluxiaoyudiediezhuangzhuangdetouyebuhuidetaochulefangjian。

yejiabieshuli,luxiaoyukanzhemianqiangaogaozaishangdeyeqingweishenshou:“woyaodeqianni?”

yeqingweimanyidekanzheluxiaoyuluchulaidebaixibojingshangneijilieaimeidewenhen,eliedexiaoleqilai:“yo,kanlaizuowandezhankuanghenjiliea,niyidinghenxiangshouba,neigenanrenkeshiwoteyiweinijingtiaoxixuan,caigangchuyubujiudefanren!youlaoyouchou,gennizheigexiajiandejianhuoshifenbanpeini!”

shuozheyeqingweinaguozijideshechishoubao,conglimiannaleyidierenminbishisheyibandediudaoleluxiaoyudemianqian:“kanzainizuowanneimetinghuadefenshang,zheilishiyiwankuai,nashangqianganjingundanba!”

luxiaoyukanzhediaozaijiaobiandeyiwankuaiqian,chuizaishencedeshizhihenhendejinwochenglequantou:“yeqingwei,nishuawo!bushishuohaoleshiershiwanme?!”

yeqingweixiaodehuazhiluanzhan:“woshenmeshihoudayingyaojiniershiwanle?wozheimetaoyanni,babudekanzhenimenmunvlianggeyiqisile!zenmekenenghuizhendebangnini!yaoguaijiuguainizijitaishataitianzhen!”

“pa!”luxiaoyuyangshouhenhenyibazhangzhongzhongdeshuaizaileyeqingweidelianshang:“yeqingwei!zheibizhangwoluxiaoyujizhule!”

dayingyeqingweichumaizijideshentibushiluxiaoyusha,shiluxiaoyuyijingzoutouwulumeiyoubanfale!

mamaturanzaoyuchehuozhongshang,xianzaizhengtangzaiyiyuandezhongzhengjianhushili,xuyaoershiwanshoushufeijiuming!

luxiaoyuzhishigecaidasidedaxuesheng,quanshenshangxiaquanbudeqianjiazaiyiqiyebuguocaijiqiankuaieryi,zhaoshirenyoutaoyile,luxiaoyuxianzaigenbenjiunabuchuershiwandeshoushufeilai。

keruguochoubudaozheiershiwanshoushufei,mamajiuzhishengxiasiluyitiao!

zhiyaonengjiumama,luxiaoyuxinganqingyuanfuchuyiqie。

“a!luxiaoyu!nizheigejianren!jingranhaigandawo!”

yeqingweiwuzhezijibeidadelianjiaqideliansetieqing,fenglesidechaoluxiaoyupuleguoqu,jieguoshouhaimeipengdaoluxiaoyujiubeiluxiaoyuyigeguojianshuaihenhendebaoshuaizailedishang。

luxiaoyuxueguogedou,yeqingweizheiyangyangzunchuyoudedaxiaojiegenbenjiubushitadeduishou。

lianselengmodeluxiaoyujianqidishangdeyiwankuaiqian,lenglengdesaoleyantangzaidishangtongkuaihaodeyeqingwei,zhuanshendabulikaileyejiabieshu。

taxianzaimeishijiangenyeqingweihao,mamahaitangzaiyiyuanlidengzhetajiuming,tabixuyaojinkuaichoudaoershiwancaixing!

luxiaoyuqianjiaogangzou,yehuilingjiuhuilaile,kandaotangzaidishangdenver,yehuilingxintengdeliandoubaile,lianmangbayeqingweifuleqilai。

“baobeinver,zheishichushenmeshiqingle?”

“ma!woyaorangluxiaoyuneigejianrenbudehaosi!kuairangrenbazuowantoupaideneixieshipinfaguolai!woxianzaijiuyaobashipinfadaowangshangqu!yaorangsuoyourendouhaohaokankanluxiaoyuneigejianrenbeilaonanrensiyifaxieroulindelangbeiyangzi!”

toupaideshipingangyifaguolai,yeqingweijiulijidiankaile。

xiayimiao,yeqingweibukezhixindedengdaleyanjingjianjiaozhechongyehuilingdao:“ma!nongcuole!zenmehuishita!zenmekenengshita!”

yehuilinglianmangqiangguoshouji,yikanrenchadianmeijingdeyunguoqu!

shipinliyazailuxiaoyushenshangdeneigeyingjunnanrenjingranshijiangchengdingjihaomenweiyidejichengren,shenjiaqianyidejilingmojidashaoye!

munvlianghaimeicongzhenjingzhizhonghuishenguolai,modixiangqileyizhenjianruijicudedianhualingsheng。

yehuilingxiayishijieqiledianhua。

jifenzhonghou,dianhuagangyiguaduan,huishenguolaideyeqingwei,liansenankanqijibaihuaidelianmanglazhuleyehuilingdeshou:“ma,xianzaizanmengaizenmebana!womingminganpaideshiyigeyoulaoyouchougangchuyudeqiangjianguanfan,zenmehuibianchengjishaode!”

jidashaoyeyoushuaiyouduojin,keshiquanjiangchengwushumingyuanshunvmendemengzhongqingren,yeqingweiyebuliwai,zuomengdouxiangnengjiajijidashaoye,chengweizhongrenyanxiandehaomentaitai。

yehuilingliansefuzadekanxiangzijibaobeinver:“weiwei,nizhidaogangcaishisheidalaidedianhuame?”

budengyeqingweihuida,yehuilingbianyoujiezhechenshengkaikou:“shijidashaoyedaguolaidedianhua!”

“jidashaoyezhengzaixunzhaozuowanshangdeneigenvhai!weiwei,zuowanneigefangjiannishinanizijideshenfenzhengkaidefangjianba!suoyijidashaoyecaibadianhuadadaolewozheili。”

“shenme!jidashaoyezhaoluxiaoyuzuoshenme?”yeqingweiyilianbujie。

“hainengyoushenme,fashengleguanxihaizheiyangdafeizhouzhangdexunrenshiyoubajiupashikanshangluxiaoyule!”yehuilingshuozheyanmoulishanguoyimohendudehenyi。

“buxing!”yeqingweihenhendewojinlequantou,muguanghenhenyichen,yaoyaqiechideyiziyijudao:“ma!juebunengrangjishaozhidaozuowanshangderenshiluxiaoyu!buranwomenfeijinxinjishedezheigejujiuquandoubaifeile!”

yehuilingturangouchun,yiweishenzhangdelengxiaolesheng,jingmingdemuguangshenshendekanleyanzijidebaobeinver,huanhuankaikou:“dangranbunengrangjishaozhidaozuowandeneigenvrenshiluxiaoyuneigejianrenle!baobeinver,nibushiyizhidouxiangchengweijishaofurenme?xianzainidejihuilaile!”

yiyuanneibianyijingjiluxiaoyuxialezuihoutongdiele!

yigexingqihouyaoshizaijiaobuqiershiwanshoushufeiyong,bingrenjiuzhinengtaihuijialidengsile。

zheiduanduandeqitianshijian,luxiaoyuguodegewaijianao!

jintianjiushiyiyuanjidezuihouqixianle,xiawuwudianzhiqian,luxiaoyubixuchougouershiwanshoushufeiyongjiaodaoyiyuan,mingtiantamamacainengshunlishoushu。

可现在……

luxiaoyukanzheshoujiyinxingzhanghulideyue,liangwansanqiankuaiqian……

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xuechouletaiduoci,heiyiyuandoubukenzaichoupanaochurenminglai。

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jiusuanzheixiequanbujiazaiyiqiyegenbenbugoufumamadeyiyaofei……

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xiangzheluxiaoyuguandiaoleshouji,shenxilekouqi!daishangtoukuiqizhexiaodianlvjixusongqiwaimailai,zheishijintianzuihouyidanwaimai。

ranerluxiaoyudexiaodianlvkaichuquhaimeishifenzhongjiuyiwaizhuangshangleyiliangjiaoche。

dangluxiaoyukanqingjiaocheshangneigedutedechebiaoshi,luxiaoyujingdechadianyunleguoqu!

wandanle!tajingranzhuangshanglemaibahe!kongpashibatamaileyebugoupeide!