第3章 傻乎乎

youguanyangonghaodechuanshuoshifeichangduode,zheiliangnianmeitishichangbaodaotadehuabianxinwen,zhibuguozheigeyulequanbazhuhaoxianghendidiaobingbuxihuanlulianzaigongzhongmianqian,suoyimeiticonglaibuganbatadezhengmianzhaofangdaowangshang。

yukekeyecengfankanguoguanyutadexinwen,rujinxianglaihaoxiangzheiliangnianguanyutadexinwenzhendedadoushiweiraozhenvren,xinwenshangbushishuojintiantahezheigedanghongyirenchifan,jiushimingtianyouhelingyigexiaohuadanyisilianqingbaolu,haoxiangtadeshenbianjiucongweishaoguonvren,jiuzheiyangyigerenjingranyenengbeibihun?

neimebangtacaobanhunshidelaoxianshenggujijiushiyangonghaodeyeyele,laoyezishizuozhubaoshengyifajiade,keyishuozhenggeashidezhubaoshengyidoubeitayijialongduanle,yangonghaodechushengbenjiushihanzhejinyaochide,pianpiantaduizhubaoshengyibuganxingqu,hafobiyehoutayiwufangudetoushenyulexingyeshishui,zheiyishijiushichenglebazhu。

suoyirenjiabujinshiyouhaoming,renjiahaiyoubenshi,zhudingbupingfan。

jingguoyukekedefenxi,tazheigebianyinanrenkenengjiushigetuotuodegongzige,erqiehaishigejiqiyounenglidegongzige,jiushibuzhidaozhangdezenmeyang,buguoguangpingtadeshenmi,tayijingyizhibuzhudexiangyaokankanzheinanrendelushanzhenmianmule。

yukekebuzaixiacaile,fanzhengzaishenmiyeshitalaogongle,yihouzongshihuijiandaode。

tahaiyaodachewangxiaqinghuadegongsiquni!jiranziyoulekendingshiyaojinjulidekankanrenjiashizenmeyanxide,yehaohaotishengtishengzijideyanji。

yueqiyule,zheigexiaoyulegongsicengjingyehuihuangguoyishi,buguoyinweitianruidehengkongchushi,zheijiagongsihenkuaijiubeiyanmei,shenzhiyoujicijihushimianlindaobide。

dangchuxiaqinghuadaxuebiyehoujiukaozhejialiguanxijiexialezheijiagongsi,yaoshuotayesuanyouxiebenshi,jinianxialai,bayigemianlinguanmendegongsizuochulejifenshengselai,tashouxiayechenggongdeqianlejigebucuodeyiren,qizhongjiubaokuotaheyurourou。

yukekeyeshimingxiaobiye,yitadangshidechengjisuibianjinyijiadagongsidoubuzaihuaxiade,kekandaoxiaqinghuazhongzhichengcheng,tashenweitadeairenyouzennengbuzhuyibali?suoyitajiuqianjinyueqilaibangtale,neishihoutabingbuzhidaoyurourouyelaile。

tashizaishitaixiangxinxiaqinghuale,yiweitaqianyurouroujiuzhishiweileshiye,ertayeyuchundeyiciyouyicibangyurourouzhengqujihui,mingmingtajiuzhidao,tademengxiangshizhanshangzuidadewutai,chengweiweishanyaodeneikexing。

ketaqueyibuxiangtazaiyulequandedaranganglishilefangxiangweiyoubatashufuzaishenhou,tajiuneiyangganyuandezuogelongtao,ganyuandezuogemuhou。

tafangqileyiqie,quebuzhitazaojiufangqileta。

zhensha!tazichaodexiaolexiao,haozaihaibuwan,neimejintiankaishitabuhuizairangzijishale。

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xuzhengnazhejiehunzhengchuxianzaiyangonghaomianqianshi,nanrenzhengzaiditoukanwenjian,jintianyixiafeijitajiuzhijiehuilegongsi,zhiyulaoyezideanpai,tazhidangshiyichangyouxi,suoyitarangzhulititaqulinglezheng。

tingdaoyourenzoujin,tazhitailetaiyan,neishuanglenglidemouzizhenshedexuzhenggengjiadejinshenyixie,dichujiehunzhengdao:“yanlaorangwobajiehunzhengnajiyanzong,tahaishuo……”

“shuoshenme?”tayouxiebunaifan,nongmidemeitouweiweijinlejin,xuzhengshengyinweididao:“laoyezishuo,rangninshikejizhezijiyijingshigeyihunrenshile。”