huashuo，songqianchuanshuoyaodaiyuanjinganqujingjiaoyichudujiacunwanliangtian，taxinlishigaoxingde。
zicongyoulehaizi，liangrenjishaoyoujihuidanduchulai。
yinweilianghandeguanxi，youbushaogouzijizhezaidunyuanjingandedongxiang。
dangtahesongqianchuanquchejinrudujiacun，jiuyougouzifaxiaoxi：
【eryeyulushaofurenqudujiacun，gongduliangxiao。】
gouzizaidujiacunjiudianwaidunlehenjiu。
两天一夜，
zheiliangrenjurandoumeichulai!
tamenhenqueding，jiudianmeiyouhoumen，suoyiliangrenzaijiudianfangjianwanleliangtian?
这么腻歪吗?
eryekezhenweiwu，niubihonghongde。
zheizhongshiqing，gouzimenbuganbaodao，danshisixiadouchuankaile：
shuotamenfuqiliangqudujia，quezaijiudianfangjianliangtianweichu。
xiefangsulaizuibagua，diyishijiandedaoxiaoxi，chadianbeiqichuyikoulaoxue。
卧槽——
lulaogou，nihaishirenma?
songqianchuanshangbanhoudediyijianshi，jiushihexiefangliaozhiqianliangjiagongsihezuodexiangmu，quefaxianmourenzongshiyilianyuanniandidingzheta。
好似个小怨夫。
liaowanhezuo，songqianchuandiaokanta：“nizenmexiangshiyuqiubuman?”
这话，很扎心!
tadoumeikaishijiujieshule，naerlaideyuqiubumanyishuo。
“xiaoyizuijinshibushiyaohuihuaichengle?”songqianchuanwendao。
jiangjiadegongsizongbuzaihuaicheng，kuaidaoniandi，gejiagongsidouyaopandian，jianghetinghejiangxiyueziranyaohuihuaichengchulizonggongsidezhuduoshiyi。
xiefangyitingzheihua，shunjiannianle。
jiangxiyuehuihuaichenghou，dagaiguolenonglixinniancainenghuilai。
yidilian，yetaikubile。
——
zicongjiangxiyuehuihuaichenghou，mourentiantianzaijiaaishengtanqi。
riziyihuang，luyunshenfangyuandanjiaqi，yeshiweiyougongzuochuguo，jinqiyemeikongjitabuke，yuanjinganzaidengkaobochengjichulaishi，yeshixianzhe，zhunbeidaihaiziquhuaichengtanwangwaigong。
songqianchuangongsishimang，meishijianpeita，bufangxintayigerenqu。
xiefangtiaolechulai：“erge，wokeyipeiersaoqua，nifangxin，wobaozhengbatahehaizizhaoguhao。”