“wuchangxiaosongtie,yanwangyesharen!”
阎王帖!
zheishidixiashijie,yigelingrenwenfengsangdandeshashouzuhe,wuchangyuyanwang,paimingdixiashashoubangdiwumingdedingjishashou。
zheiduishashouzuhe,youyinanyinvzucheng,nvdedaihaowuchang,nandezeshidaihaoyanwang,tamenxingshijiweixiaozhang,zaijuedingcishayigerenzhiqian,baitianyouwuchangsongshatie,jinizugoudezhunbeishijian,ranhouwanshang,yanwangzaichudong,jiangcishazhirenshadiao。
danshigenjuyeqingsuozhangwodexinxilaikan,linqianyu,zhishizheiputongshijiedeputongreneryi,weiyideyoudianjiushipiaoliangheyouqian。
tajuranhuixiyinlaizheizhongdixiashijiededingjishashou?
erqiekanlinqianyuzheimoyang,sihuduizheidongxihaobuzhiqing。
“nizaidigushenme?”jiuzaizheigeshihou,linqianyumeitouzhouzhewendao:“zheipaiziyoushenmewentima?”
“meishenme,kanqilaitingzhiqiande。”yeqingxiaolexiaodao。
“guoranzuanqianyanerlile。nixihuannaqujiuxingle!”linqianyulenghengyishengdao:“jizhuwogangcaidehua,yinweiwofuqinyizhudeyuanyin,wojialirenyidingbuhuirangnihewojiehun,daoshihoubuluntamenshuoshenme,nidoubiefangzaixinshang。”
shuodaozheili,tayoushidunledundao:“lingwai,womeigenniyiqideshihou,jinliangbiezijiyigerenchumen!”
“e?”yeqingweiweichayidao:“nandaoweileburangwohenijiehun,tamenhaihuiyongyixiewulishouduanbucheng?”
“yifangwanyi!”linqianyushuodao。
tanhuazhijian,chezishanglegaojia,yiluyangzhangerqu。
……
ershifenzhonghou,jiangchengshuijingguojijiudiandevipbaofangzhizhong,linqianyutuikailebaofangdedamen,baofangzhizhongbuzhidefeichangdexiqing,zheilibenshilinqianyubuzhiweijiyuyeqingdinghundedifang。
fangjianzhizhongyouzheyigeershirenweideyuanzhuo,cishiyuanzhuosizhou,youlaoyoushao,zuozheshiduogeren。
danshizhenggebaofang,queanjingdechuqi,yeqingfaxiansuoyourendemuguang,douluozailezijideshenshang,suoyouderenyanshendouwubidebingleng,hetamensuweimoumiandeziji,fangfoshitamenjudadechourenyiban。
“lin**,keyishangcailema?”anjingzhijian,yigeshengyinzailinqianyuhoufangxiangleqilai。
林千雨点头。
fuwuyuanxunsudelikaile,erhoulinqianyuzhudongwanqileyeqingdeshou,zourudaolebaofangzhizhong,tamuguangsaoguolesuoyouren,weixiaodao:“zheijiushiyeqing,wodeweihunfu,dangran,houtiangongzuorideshihou,wojiuhuihetaqulingzheng,daoshihoutajiushiwolaogongle!”
shuozhe,taweiweiyixiaodao:“yeqing,zheixierendoushiwojialidezhiqin,wojinijieshaojieshao!”
“jieshaojiububile!”zheigeshihou,yigexizhuanggelvdezhongniannanrenzhanqishenlai。
“zheishiwoershulinqiang,shiwomenlinshijituandierdagudong!”linqianyushuodao。
yeqingweiweiyixiao,ranhoushenshoudao:“ershu!”
linqiangbingweishenshou,tazhishidandandekanleyiyanyeqingdao:“zaijiangcheng,bushigerenwu,shimeizigehewowoshoude,xiaozi,wozhidaonidemingzi,niheqianyuziyoudinglehunyue,danshishidaizaibian,zhifuweihunzheiyitao,zaojiubushoufalvyueshule。”
“wodiaochaguoni,nipingshijiuzhuzainongcun,jialiyemeishenmejiachan,erwolinjiachanye,shizhibaiyi,nijuede,nihewomenshiyigeshijiederenma?”linqiangbuxiedeshuodao:“niyaoshishiqu,jiuganjingun。”
linqianyumeitouyizhou,gangyaoshuohua,yeqingjiushouhuileshou,heiheidexiaozheshuodao:“ershu,qiaoninzheihuashuode,ninyezhidao,wozhuzainongcun,jialiqiongdedingdangxiang,xianzaihaoburongyiyouyigebangfupodejihui,wozenmekenenggun!”
tingdaoyeqingdehua,linqianglengzhule,tamudengkoudaidekanzheyeqing。
tawanquanmeixiangdao,yeqingjuranhuizheimetancheng!
suiji,tadelianseyixiazijiuyinchenlexialai,yishuangyanmourutongdusheyibandingzheyeqing,yigupangdadeqichangshunjianjiusanfalekailai。
zheishichangnianshenjugaowei,cainenggoupeiyangchulaideqishi。
linqianyudanyoudekanleyiyanyeqing,ranertaquefaxianyeqingfangfomeishierside,zhengxiaomimidehelinqiangduishizhe。
“haohaohao!”linqianglengxiaodao:“jiranniheqianyudinghun,neiwomenjiuanzhaodinghunyaoqiulaishuoba,qianyucongxiaozhuzaishangqianpingdehuayuanbieshuli,suoyixiangyaoquwomenjiaqianyu,nidenachuyitaoxiangyangdebieshufangchan,ranhoujishangliubailiushiliuwandecaili,womenjiutongyinidehunshi!”
“ba,nijiubieweinantaleba!”zheigeshihou,yigeershilaisuidenandexiaozheshuodao:“zheixiaozikanqilaidoulidoumobuchuyibaikuaiqianlai。”
qitaderenyeshiyilianbuxiehexianqidekanzheyeqing。
“e,woshiyaoquqianyu,youbushiquni,nitongyibutongyiyoushenmeguanxi?qianyutongyijiuxingle。”yeqingpiezuishuodao:“wotaobuchucaili,meiyoubieshu,danshiqianyuyoua,yaobutajiwocaili,wodangshangmennvxuyexing!”
“**!”linqianghenxiangmaniang。
linqianyuyeerandekanzheyeqing,tabenyiwei,yeqingmeishenmejianshi,beizijijialirenyidunjidui,qingxuhuishoubule。
danshitafaxian,yeqingqingxuhenwending,erqiebaichulezheimeyifuwulaidemoyang,rangdetajialirendoubuzhidaogaishuoshenmehaole。
tongshi,tayeweiweidesongleyikouqi,tazhidao,zheiyiguanyinggainenggouqingsongdeguoqule。
linqianghaixiangshuoshenme,zheigeshihou,tahoufanglingwaiyimingnvzilalelatadeshoubeishuodao:“erge,renqueshishuodemeicuo,zheishitaheqianyudeshiqing,qianyurendingleta,zanjiubuganyule!”
shuozhe,takanxianglelinqianyudao:“qianyu,nikekaolvhaole,nanrenshizijixuande,yihouchikuile,kebiezhaowomen!”
linqianyuchongzhetaxiaolexiaodao:“gugu,ershu,haiyougewei,wojintianyebahuafangzaizheili,jiajiyeqing,shiwobadeyiyuan,suoyiwolinqianyu,cishengfeitabujia!”
“砰!”
linqianyudeshengyinganggangluoxia,houfangdebaoxiangdamen,chuanlailepengdeyisheng。
tongshiyigeshengyinxiangleqilaidao:“linqianyu,nizheibeizi,zhinengjiajiwozhangzijie…”
shengyinxiangqi,canzhuoqian,linqianyudegugu,zuijiaoluchuleyisideyinxiao。
yeqingzhuanguoshenkanqu,menkouchu,yimingershijisuidenande,daizhesiwumingwudasancu,manshenwenshendenandezoujinlebaoxiangzhizhong。
neigenandekandaolinqianyuzhengwanzheyeqingdeshoubei,tadeyanmoudouranyihan,ranhoudao:“guoqu,baqianyuwanzhedeneitiaoshoubeijiwoxiele!”