第1章

“shensi,nizheiyangshibuxingde,rangniyangexiaotou,nizenmeyandegengesuomingguiyiyang?”

lindaonengtingdaobuyuanchunvyanyuandekusheng,zhouzhemeiduimianqiandeshensishuo,“nitingting,renjiameizhaoniyaojingshensunshifeijiubucuole!”

shensizhanzaiyuandi,chuizhenaodai,tinglehaoyihuier,tataiqitoulaishuo:“lindao,wozhidaowoyanguole。”

“nizhendezhidaoniyanguole?”lindaozhixiangmaniang。

meixiangdaoyichangzuijiandandexiaotourushidaoqie,beinvzhurenfaxiandexidounengpaishangbantian。

lindaobaizheshouzhishuluo:“diyihuinvzhurenjinmen,ninazhedaotiezaimenhou。”

“dierhuinipazaichuangdizhuazhurenjiajiaohuai。”

“disanhuiwodoujingle,nishizenmedaodiaozaicesuolide?”

“wodejubenzhixielewoshixiaotou,suoyiwojiushizhequlijie,qudairu。”shensishuodehenrenzhen。

shishishangtazhendejuedezijijinlezuidanulibazheigejiaoseyanhuole。

“nibiedairule。”lindaomeihaoqideshuo,tashuozheihuadoubuxiguan。

zheijiaoshenmeshiera?!zheijiaoshenmeshiera?!

dangdaoyanzheimeduonian,zijidoushirangyanyuanquruxi,zheihaishitouyihui,rangyanyuanbiedairujiaosede!

lindaozhijieqinshenshangzhen,shoubashoujiaoshensizenmeyanxiaotou。

“Action!”

haoburongyiqingxuwendingxialaidenvyanyuanzhanzaimenqian,tajiangluozailianjiabiandetoufabiedaoerhou,niuzheyaodakailemen。

haimeidengnvyanyuanzuochubiaoqing,tajiuduishangyishuangzaiheianzhongkuitandeyanjing。

nvyanyuanconglaimeizaiyishuangyanjinglikandaorucifuzadeqingxu,daizhejuewangheshayidejiaozhi,wanruyishuangshouqiazhulebozi。

shensishoulinazheyibacaidao,zuoyouhuangdongzhe,sihuzaisikaocongtadeshentinalikanxiaqubijiaoshunshou。

takanjiannvyanyuan,meiyouxuanzeshangqian,ershihoutuijibu,xiangshizaidengliewuzhudongzoujintazhunbeihaodediyu。

“jiu,jiuming!youmeirenjiujiuwoa!”nvyanyuanhedetuiruan,zhijietanzuozaidi。

“cut!”

juzudedengguangfangfojiangnvyanyuancongdiyudaihuixianshi,tabaozhuzouguolaidegongzuorenyuandaku:“buyanlebuyanle!daoyanwozhendeyanbuxiaqulewuwuwu!!!”

nvyanyuandekushengqili,bumingqingkuangdehaiyiweitazaipaibeiqingju。

shensishenqingwucuo,tazheiciwanquananzhedaoyanjiaodeyibanyiyandequyan。

shenweixiaotoudetakandaonvzhurenkaimenjiangzaiyuandi,duishihouhaipadihoutui。

shensixianganweinvyanyuan,kenvyanyuankanjiantaguolai,gubushangqishen,zhijiepadeyuanyuande。

taduishensiyijingyouleyanzhongdexinliyinying。

juzuderenlianmangbanvyanyuanfudaoyibianzuoxia,youshidishuiyoushinaremaojinjita。

“fule,yichangzheimejiandandexinengpaisanxiaoshi。”

“xianzaiyanyuanmenjianzheimedile?woshangwodoubitaxing!”

剧组的人议论纷纷。

lindaominzhezui,renzhulemarenchongdong,tajingtoulishensichengxianchulaidemoyangzhenshituotuodebiantaisharenfan。

dantadejiaoseshigedanxiaorushudexiaotoua!

lindaodianleyigenyan,shenshendechouleyikou,kexizijideximeiyouheshishenside。

tabashensijiaoguolai,kandaoduifangdizhetou,tatanlekouqi,pailepaijianshuo:“sheibanijieshaodaozheililai?”

“shishangxidechenlaoshi。”shensishuowantouyadegengdile,tashizaimeilianmianduilindao。

mingmingduifangdouyiduiyijiaole,kezijihaishigaozale。

lindaoshirenshineiweichenlaoshide,tashuo:“niyekandaole,zheijiaosenizaiyanxiaqubuheshi,niliuxialaikankanbierenshizenmeyande。”

“yanjiyoushihoujiangjiushouhefang,erniqueshaodejiushishouzhuneiguoduoqingxu。”

“hao。”shensihencankui,tahaodaishishangxigangbiyechulaide,zhiqianyizhipaolongtao。