第1章:快来人啊!诈尸了!

厉王府,灵堂高设。

lianggedaixiaodexiaonuomituanzi,zhengyizuoyiyouguizaiguancaiqian。

youbiandexiaonvhaierkudelihuadaiyu,shuangyanhongzhong,haoshengkelian。

“wuwuwu……yueryaoniangqin……wuwuwu……”

“yuerbieku,nihaiyougege,gegehuibaohunide。”zuobiandexiaonanhaieryanyujiantouluzhedongshi,tazhiyouwusui,keyanxingjuzhiyiyanranshijunzifengfanle。

zhishitazaiqiangzhuangdaren,yandineinanguodeshense,yezaizhaoshizhetashigexuyaorentengaidehaizi。

zheilianggehaizibushibieren,zhengshiyiguliwangfeideyishuangernv——xiaoyun、xiaoyu。

liwangfeishengqianbudechong,yichaoshizudieruchitang,hefushangxiajingwurenlaijiu,denglaochulaideshihou,shenzizaojiuyijingliangtoule。

rujintadeshenhoushiyeshiqiqiliangliang,lingqianjinyouyishuangernvkusangdiaoxiao。

xiaoyunyimiananfuzhemeimei,yimianjinjinzuanzhexiaoquantou,zaixinliananfashi,yidinghuitiniangqinbaohuhaomeimei。

zhiting“gudong”yisheng,guancailifachuyishengchenmendepengzhuangsheng。

qizhiweizaiguancailifanlegeshen,yanqianheidongdongde,tabantianlengshihuanbuguoshenerlai。

liangfenzhongqian,tagangjinglileyichangshiyanshidetufabaozha,zenmexianzaiquetangzaizheigeheigulongdongdedifang?

zheishidifu?haishizijizaizuomeng???

zenmewaimianhaiyouxiaohaidekusheng?nanbuchengdifuhaisongkusangtongzitaocan???zheishishangmianderenjitashaoleduoshaotiandiyinxingmingchaoa?!

banshang,qizhiweihuanguoshenerlai,xianmomojizijibalegemai……

???ng?zijimeisi?zheitiwen,zheimaibo,zheishentixianranshigedahuorena!

“wei,waimianshishei?kuaidabashoubawonongchulai!”qizhiweichongzhewaimianhandao。

lianggexiaowawatingdaodongjing,hedeyanleidoujiangzailelianshang。

xiaoyubijingshigexiaonvhaier,danzixiaoyixie,taganjinduozaixiaoyunshenhou,duoduosuosuoshuo:“gege……gege,limian,limianshiniangqinhaishigui?……”

xiaoxiongmeiliangdengzheyuanliuliudeyanzhuzi,yishidoubuganshangqianqu。

xiaoyunshenxiyikouqi,bameimeihuzaishenhou,qiangzizhending:“yuerguai,biehaipa,yougege……”

tabushibupagui,ershishenhouhaiyougexuyaotabaohudemeimei。

xiaoyunzhanqishen,niejinquantou,zouxiangguancai。

limiandeqizhiweitingjianwaimianmeiledongjing,ganjindashengrangrang:“wei!woshuowaimiandaodiyoumeiyourena?!kuaibawonongchuqu!”

这熟悉的声线!

guanguoqian,xiaoyunyoujingyouxi,shiniangqin!

“niangqin?!niangqinnihuoguolaile!?”

gezheguancaiqizhiweimeitingzhenqie,danshiyitingwaimianyouhuiying,ganjindahan:“huozhehuozhe!wohaihuozheni!kuaibawonongchulai!”

waimiandexiaoyuntingjianlimiandehuiying,niutoukanxiangmeimei:“yuer!shiniang!shinianga!niangmeisi!”

xiaoyuyiting,niangqinhuole!ganjinmaizhexiaoduantuipaoleguolai。

“帮哥哥一起推!”

lianggexiaojiahuoshizuchinaidejinger,yiqituidongshangmianyouxiehouzhongdeguancaiban。

qizhiweiganjuezhengshangfangyoudongjing,ganjinshenshouqutuoding。

“哐啷——”

qiheideguancaibanerbeiliangshuangxiaoshoujituidiao,yishuguangshunjiantoulejinlai。

“hu~zongsuannengtoukouqile!”qizhiweichengqishenzi,zuoleqilai。

zhijianlianggexiaonaodaizhengpazaiguancaibianershang,qinzheyanlei,wangzheziji。

“niang!——”lianggexiaojiahuoyikoutongsheng,yanzhongmanshixinxi。

e?zheiniantoukusangdezheimejingye?jiqianlianjiaoniangdouxing???

“e……lianggexiaopengyou,wobushi……”

“nimendeniang”zheisigezihaimeigudeshangshuochukou,qizhiweijiubeizheilingtangdeyiyingchenshejihuangxialeyan。

“what’sup?!wocaole!shifushifenglema???zheiziyunchaodeliuliping,zhanguoshuijingbei,liangqiannianqiandezhubaoshoushi,zheilongfengzhutai!quanshizhenpina!naergaolaide?!kaiyanlea!”

“kanlaishifuzhenshikanzhongwo,pingshikoukousousou,jingranshedeweiwoxiazheimedaxueben!”

xiaoyuqingqingzhuailezhuaixiaoyundeyishang:“gege……niangqinshibushibuxihuanwomenle?weishenmezhidingzhezheixiejinyinqiminkana?”

xiaoyunhaimeikaikou,waijianjiuchuanlaileyizhenzaluandejiaobusheng。

“fashengshenmeshi?gangcaineimedadongjing?”

shijigewaijianxunyedepuren,tingzhelimianbuanjing,dazhehaqianjinlaichakan。

ranercishicike,tamendeyanzhuziyigebiyigedengdeda!

“guia!guia!kuailairena!zhazhazha……shilezhashile!……”