第一章:祸不单行

“chenyueming,yourenjubaonitanwushouhui,qingnihewomenzouyitang。”

zhengzaikaihuidechenyueming,kanzheyanqianturanchuxianjiwei,yishijianlengleshen。

pangbianjigetongshi,fenfenyongchayidemuguangkanxiangta。

“shibushigaocuole,woconglaimeiyou……”

“cuomeicuo,nigenwomenzouyitangjiuxingle!”

meidengchenyuemingfanyingguolai,jiweiderenbianshangqian,wanruozhuabufanrenyiban,jiangchenyuemingdangzhezhongrendemian,zhijiedaizou。

huiyishinei,yipianhuaran。

chenyueming,guangmingxianxianzhangmishu,suiranzhishifukeji,danzaizhenggeguangmingxian,keyishuoshi,wanrenzhishangderenwu,qiantuwuliang。

zheiyangderen,juranturanjiubei**le!?

chenyuemingbeidaidaoyigefangjianli,sangejiweiderenshouzhetajinxingpanwen。

zhizhengtatanwushouhuide,shiyizuzhaopian。

zhaopianli,tazhengjieguoyigezhongniannanzi,diguolaidelipin,zheizuzhaopianqueyouqishi,danqizhonglingyouyuanyou,zhishixianzaibeiyouxinzhirenpaixialaide,duanzhangquyi。

hunjiguanchangyeyousiwunian,chenyuemingshunjianmingbaiguolai,zijizheishibeirenxianhaile。

jiweizheibian,yeshiningxinqiyou,suoyicaijiangtadaiguolaixunwen。

chenyuemingyikoufouren,julilizheng。

jiweizheibian,yemeiyougengjiashizhidezhengju,jizulexiamaweizhihou,bianjiangchenyuemingyigeren,suozailefangjianli。

dengchenyueminglikaihunandexiaofangjian,zaijiantianrishi,yijingshiershisixiaoshizhihou。

meiyouzhengju,jiweiyezhinengfangren。

chenyueminghongzheyishuangyan,pijuandezouzaijiedaoshang。

tazuotianyiyemeishui,jiaojinnaozhidezaixiang,shisheizaixianhaita,zuizhongtazhidechuleyigejielun——neirenyaozhengdebushita,ershixianzhangwangyibing!

guangmingxianyi,bashoumashangjiuyaotuixiu,wangyibingshizuiyoujihuijiurenshujizhiweide,qiaqiaozaiwangyibingqushilikaihuideshihou,tazheigexianzhangmishu,jiubeirenjianju。

kendingshiwangyibingdejingzhengduishou,xiangcongtazheibianrushou,zhengkuawangyibing。

chenyueminglianmangjiwangyibingdaguoqudianhua,danquewurenjieting。tawunaideshouhuishouji,dasuanxianhuijiayitang,shaozuoshoushizaikaicheqianwangshili,jiangzheijianshijinkuaigaosuwangyibing。

chenyuemingdalegeche,henkuaijiulaidaoleyidongbieshumianqian。

zheidongbieshu,shichenyuemingdelaozhangren,zaitaheqizijiehundeshihou,songjitamenfuqierrendehunfang。

chenyuemingnenggouhebaifumeideqizijiehun,haishiwangyibingzuodemei。

chenyuemingtuikaiyuanmen,congcongwangsanlouwoshizouqu。

zheigeshijiandian,qizixierusongwannvershangyoueryuanhou,yinggaizaizhengzaifangjianlibujue,tadeguoquheqizishuoyisheng,zaiqianwangshili。

kesuizhetaxiangwoshizoujin,quetingdaofangjianlimian,yinyuechuanlaileyizhenzhennannvjiaohedehuanyuzhisheng,tayiweizijitingcuole,kuaisuzoudaofangmenqian。

fangmenxuyan,neihuanyudeshengyin,yeyufajilieyugaokang。

touguomenfeng,chenyuemingkandao,wangriliwenrouxianhuideqizi,zhengzaichuangshangyulingwaiyigenanren,disijiaochan。

tazuozainanrenshenshang,pinlemingdeyaohuang,yaozhezuichunmanlianmeihuo,neiyangdezhudongyufengqing,chenyuemingqiansuoweijian!

偷人!!!

xierujuranbeizhezijitouren!

nurushanhuo,chenyuemingdelizhihaosiyishunjianbeijichuan。

tazhunbeichongjinqu,jiangneigounannvbaozouyidunshi,xierushuodehua,rangchenyuemingzhengzhule!

“laogong!nibushizaishilikaihuima?zenme,zenmezhuandaolaiwozheile!”liangrenyijingwanshi,xieruchoulejizhangzhijin,biancabianwen。

“jinzaoganghuilaini,haojiumeilaihuihuinizheixiaoyaojingle,panijimonannai。”yizhitangzhexiangshoudenanren,yezhongyuzaizheishihou,zuoleqilai。

fangjianwaidechenyueming,zhongyukanqinglenanrendemianrong。

王益兵!!!

heqizitouqingdenanren,zhengshitayizhiyilaishiweiguirendexianzhangwangyibing!

“heng,suanniyouliangxin。”xieruyiweizaiwangyibinghuaizhong,shuodao:“tingshuo,nimashangjiuyaocongxian**,diaodaoxianweiqule,bianchengyi,bashoule,shizhendema?”

“nizenmezhidaozheixie?”wangyibingnaqiyigenyan,buzhikefou。

“dangranshichenyuemingneigelvmaoguigaosuwode。”xierudangjinachudahuoji,jiwangyibingdianranleyan,jixushuodao:“nidayingguowode,dengnichengweixianliyi,bashoudeshihou,nijiuyaohenijiademulaohulihun,quwohuijiade!”

“biezheji,wojianeigexiandengdeng,womenxianyaogaodingde,shichenyuemingneizhilvmaogui。”

“nidasuanzenmegaodingta。”

“woziranyoubanfa。tazheihuier,yinggaihaizaijiweineibianhechani。”wangyibingchoulekouyanshuodao。

“jiwei?tazuoshenmeweifaluanjideshiqingla,hui……huibuhuiqianlianni!?”xieruzhejidewendao。

“hehe,fangxin!shiwojianjude。”wangyibingmanbuzaihudeshuodao:“zheixienian,chenyuemingzongtilaishuo,daoshiganjing。zhishirenwuwanren,zhiyaoshenjiu,duoshaohaishiyouxiewudian,taxiangjiejuezheigemafan,xiangyaojixubaozhuxianzaideweizhi,jiuzhinenggengjiayangzhangyuwo,tingxinyuwo。”

“woyaorangtazhidao!wokeyirangtazaiguangmingxiannei,yirenzhixiawanrenzhishang,yekeyirangtashenbaiminglie。daoneigeshihou,worangtawangdong,tabuganwangxi。rangtabalaopoxibaibaisongshanglai,tahaidezaipangbianpaishoujiaohao!”

“老公,你真坏。”

xieruniuzhefengrufeitun,youyicigouqilewangyibingdehuo。

wangyibingyantouyidiu,xieruyepeihezhe,taiqile**。

fangjianli,zaiduchuanlailiangrendehuanyuzhisheng。

meiyidaoshengyin,doushichirudeliren,jiangchenyuemingdexinzhadeqianchuangbaikong,tasuirantongbuyusheng,danmanqiangdefennu,yecongzheixiechuangkongzhong,liushi,xiaosan。

cishideta,xinhandaolejizhi,yelengjingdaolejizhi!

taxiangyaobaofuzheiliangren,jiubixulengjingxialai,zixisikaobaofudebanfa!

xianzaichongjinqu,baozouliangrenyidun,xinzhongdefennushifaxiele,danyouruhe!?

pingjiewangyibingzaiguangmingxiandequanshi,tadeshitusuanshidaoletou,erwangyibingdebaofu,tagenbenwulichengshou!

chufei,tazhendeshaleneiduigounannv,dan……zheiyangyilai,zijiyeyaochangming!

neiyangyilai,laoshideyuanqing,sheilaijixudiaocha?zijidequeletuidemuqinsheilaishanyang?tahaiyouyigesisuidenver!

女儿!?

xiangdaozheili,chenyuemingyoushihunshenyizhan!

dangnian,zaiwangyibingdejieshaoxia,tarenshilexieru。

xierushuoduitayijianzhongqing,zhankaimengliededaozhui。liangrenrenshibudaoyigexingqi,jiuzaiyicijiuhou,fashengleguanxi,erhoushunlichengzhangdejiehun,jiugeduoyuehou,shengxialenverxiaonannan。

xianzaihuixiang,chenyuemingzhijuedexisijikong!

xiaonannan,zhendeshizijideqinshengnverma!?