第2章 外冷内热的女战神(2399字)

“xiongdi,sannianqiandejuhunzhiru,wohaimeizhaonisuanzhang,xianzaihaiyaodangzhongdiaoxiwo?”

linchuxuemilemiyanmou,budongshengsedekaojinyehandeerpan,tuxirulan。

“ni……buzhidaoniyijingbingrugaohuang?”

yehanyileng,gandaohaoxiao。

“nicaiyoubing,yaobushiwoyeyezhidaonijintianchuyu,niyiweiwohuilaijinijiewei?yidianxiaoshidoujiejuebule,haixiangchihuitoucao?shaofeihua,neimeduorenkanzhe,jialiyijingjinibeihaojiefengyan,genwohuiqu!”

shuowan,linchuxuecaihuifuzhengchang,weixiao:“haoa,sannianbujian,zhenghaowoyexiangnile,qujiudian!”

tasuiranzizhishentibaoyang,haibuzhiyuxiangxinyehandehua,kuangqieruguozhendebingrugaohuang,junyibuhuigaosuta?

“……”

yehanmeixiangdaolinchuxuejinghaiyouliangfumiankong,shaozuoyouyu,haishizaizhongmukuikuizhixia,peitazouchulejichang,zhiliuxiazhongrenyizhenlingluan。

“jie,tazhenshitaobing!”linxiaochunqihuhudegenshangqu,manlianbugan。

“yihoutajiushinijiefule。”linchuxuemianwubiaoqing。

“ketahaimeilihunya!”linxiaochundajiao。

“woyigedianhua,ganggangneigenvrenjiushitadeqianqi,wokanshangdenanren,jiushiwode。”linchuxuedandandao。

“ni…”linxiaochunyakouwuyan,zheihaijunzhongchuanqini?qiangqiangminfumezheibushi!

“xiaotaimei,niyihoujiushiwodexiaoyizile!”yehanpotianhuangdaqulelinxiaochunyiju,zhiyumengru,jirantawuqing,yejiubieguaizijiwuyile,mengjiaheyangjia,yemeiyoucunzaidebiyaole。

……

banxiaoshihou,shizhongxinyiyuan。

“nigesangmenxing,shibushinidezuiguoneigenvjiangjun?!”jiegudejutongjianzhirangyangminghaofafeng,ehenhenzalemengruyiquan,zhengningnuhou。

“mei!womeiyoua!”mengrutengdedajiao,quebuganzhaoreyangminghao,fanerdisanxiasidetaohao:“haoge,nixianxiaoxiaoqi,yidingshiyehan,shuobudingtashineigenvjiangjundebingni?buranzenmehuifashengneizhongqingkuang?”

yangminghaoyixiang,haizhenyouzheigekeneng,kegangyaofadongrenmaidiaochayehanmuqiandebeijing,yigedianhuadalai。

“ba,zenmele?”yangminghaojietong,yazhehuodao。

“woshoudaoxiaoxi,linjiada**linchuxuehuijiangdongle,yizuikuaideshijian,buxiyiqiedaijia,zhunbeiyifenduyiwuerdehouli,qiutaqinzizhuchinihemengrudehunli!”neitouchuanlaiyangqingshanwuyongzhiyideshengyin。

“nagelinjia?linchuxueshishei?”yangminghaofameng。

“jiunangfandai,lianjiangdongwudajiazuzhiyidelinjiadoubuzhidao,lianlinchuxuedemingzidoumeitingshuoguo,ruguobushilaozizaiwaidihuibuqu,woyongni?”

“woyijingjinidaleyiqianwan,yidingyaozhunbeiyifenduyiwuerdehouli,zhiyaonengqingdaolinchuxue,womenyangjiajiunengjishenjiangdongshangliushehui,ruguozheijianshibeinibanza,wodaduannidetui!”

mengrumingxiantingdaoleyangjiafuzidetonghuaneirong,naojinyizhuan,jishangxintou。

……

lingyibian,yehanyichengzuojunchedaoshizhongqu,queduishenbiandelinchuxuedao:“xianbuqunijiale,wolikaisannian,dexianhuijiakanwobama,dengwozhaoshijian,zaiqunijiabaifang。”

“nihaibaishangpule,nizhibuzhidaowoyeyeweilejinijiefengbawomenquanjiadoujiaoshangle,qidagubadayidouzai,nijiubatamenquandouliangzhe?”fujiashishangdelinxiaochunfenfenbuping。

“baishanxiaoweixian,ninengzheiyangxiang,wohengaoxing。”linchuxuequeduiyehanhenzanshang,youduisijifenfu:“xianbayehansonghuijia,daoshihouyebiewanglebawojitabamabeideliwurangtadaishang。”

没等司机回应…

“jie,sannianqiantarangnidiuleneimedadelian,nihaijuedetatingnanrenni?bieyiweiwoshenmedoubudong,wangbaochuanjianlenidouyaoxiufenyusi!”linxiaochunyifentianying。

“womeimeixiao,nibiejianguai。”linchuxuekanlelinxiaochunyiyan,niutouduiyehanqianxiao。

yehantaishounaolenaoetou,youxieganga:“nizenmezhidaowojiadizhi?nihaijiwobamazhunbeiliwule?”

zhangwoqianwanrenshengshadaquandeanyeyanluo,xianzaijingbeilinchuxuezhengdeyoudianbuhuile。

“jirannizhudingshiwodenanren,dangzhewairendemian,wobuhuirangnixiabulaitai,gaiwozuodewohuijinliangzhouquan,dan,niyeyaodongdejintui!”linchuxuehurankaojinyehan,zaicifuerdiyu。

“……”

yehanzhanglezhangzui,yuyanyouzhi。

“haiyou,weileniwoqiyongtequan,yijingrangminzhengneibianquxiaolenidehunyinzhuangtai,huiquhougenniqianqiduanganjing,wobuxiangzaiyinweizheijianxiaoshishangnaojin,wopingshihenmang,yemeizheigeshijianhejingli。”linchuxueyoudishengdao。

“……”

叶寒服了。

henkuai,daolejixiechangjiashuyuan。

“daiwoxiangerlaowenhao。”

linchuxuemiandaiweixiaodekanzheyijingxiachedeyehan。

meidengyehanfanyingguolai,linxiaochunwanquankanbuxiaqule,dajiaodao:“kaiche!woyaohuijia!”

yehankanzheshoulidabaoxiaobaodeguizhonglipin,biaoqingyiyannanjin,shenxileyikouqi,guixinsijianbanchuanguoneiyipaipailaojiudetongzilou,daolejiamenkou。

kegangyaokaimenjinqu,limianquechuanlaimengruedudeshengyin。

“laodongxi,biejilianbuyaolian,zheishiyiqiankuaiqian!nineipozhuoziyoushenmehaode?liuzhebumaiyaojizijimaiguancaima?ganjinjiaochulai,burandaduannidetui,zaibanirengdaohuozangchang!”

“jiamenbuxing!jiamenbuxinga!dangchuzhidaoniheyangminghaoneiniechuzaiyiqi,wohehanertabadongpinxicoucaijielewushiwanbaneizhizhuozicongnishoulishuhuilai!nixianzaihaixiangqiang?niyijingbushiwomendeerxi,nijiwogun!gun!”

muqinxufenglandakudeshengyinzaicichuanlai,qijigongxin,mengkebuduan。

“nitmdelaodongxi!jingjiubuchichifajiu!yongge!jiwoda!batacongchuanghudiuxiaqu!”

mengruxiangqiangyuzhuosongjilinjiada**,yijingchedifengkuang。

“a!nimenbuyaoguolai!buyaoguolai!”muqinjingjudeshengyinzaicichuanlai。

“buyaodongwolaopo!wogennimenzheiqunchushengpinle!”fuqinjingranyezaijia,xiesidili。

“heng,laodongxi,mobudoudubushangnidezui,kanwobubanishetougele!”youyigehunhunedudeshengyinchuanlai。

“sheigandongwobamayigenshouzhi,si!”huran,yehandakaimen,shuangmuxuehong,wanruyizunlaizidiyudeyanluowang。

“寒儿?”

二老如遭雷击。

“ba!ma!wohuilaile!”

yehankanzhezijidefumu,xinrudaojiao。

zhijianfuqinbeikunzhedaozaidishang,wushichutou,toufaquanbai,pifuyouhei,shoudepibaogutou,shuangshoumanshilaojianhenanyiqingxidefeijiyou,shenshanghaimanshishuinihui!

muqintongyangwushichutou,feidanwochuangbuqi,mianbuhaimingxianshuizhong,huafasanluan,shenshangdeyifumanshibuding!

zheisannian,fumudouzaoyuleshenme?

dangchuzijichumen,fumurongguanghuanfa,lianshangchongmanzhetamendeerzishiyigebingderongyao!

现如今!现如今!

“wonangfei!zheimekuaijiuhuilaile?zhenghao,yongge,batadetuidaduan!rangtaguizaiwomianqianqiurao!”

xiazhaifangjianchulemengru,haiyousanren,shitazhuanmenjiaolaidedashou,pingshifuzejiyinxingcuizhai,youqineigeyongge,shengaoyimijiu,manbeiwenshen,xiashouchulemingdexionghen。

“qiunimenbuyaoqifuwoerzi,zheishinimenyaodezhuozi,woji,woji!”

muqinxufenglanmingxianzhidaoyonggedelihai,aiqiuzhecongbeiruxianachuyigehezi,zhijiebeimengruqiangleguoqu。

“haner!kuaidaizhenimazou!buyaoguanwo!”

fuqin**laoleizongheng,jiniankulei,shentiyishiqiangnuzhimo,shuohuadouzaikexue。