（zuozheshenwubizi，beipoxiewen，gongruobuqi，yuanbaiweiyifu/yimu！）
（naozijicunchu，youyizidaiweibaoguan！）
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鹰酱国，大碴州。
罗博坟思监狱。
典狱长办公室内。
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读者先吃。
nanzinazheneiheisewutiyouxiebuhaoyisideshuodao：“re，jiushizheige，zuowanchishengdemianbao。”
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zhei..........
这是面包？
没开玩笑吧！
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“是！”
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【luobofensijianyuzhaopinzhuchu】
【yaoqiu：nan、kangzou、chuyijingtong。】
【xinzidaiyu：3000dao/yue】
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厨艺精通？？
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