第一章一键秒杀！
苏城，麦克斯酒吧
kanzheyanqianshenzheyixikasefengyi，dabanshishang、shencaijiaohao、mianrongmaomeiqueshanshanlaichidenvren，zhangyuanmiansepingdan，qingxubingmeiyoushenmebolan。
“啪！”
nvrengangyizuodaozhangyuandemianqian，bianzizijidedaizilitaochulaiyitaziliaorengzailezhangyuandemianqian。
zheitaziliaozuishangmiandeyizhangshangyinzhesigedazi“lihunxieyi”！
“zhangyuan，woyelandegennifeihua！”
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jiangzheizhunbeihaode《lihunxieyi》rengzaizhangyuanmianqianhou，zheinvrenyehaobukeqideduiqishuozhe。
“he...jiangyun，nijishenme？”
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shuohuajian，tayezikoudailitaochuyiheyijingbeijizhezhoubabadedaqianmen，nachuyigenfangdaozuishang，tongshiyongshoubianneisuliaopidouyouxiemosundiaosedesuliaodahuojidianran。
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jiangyunxianqidehuishoushanleshanmianqianpiaolaideyanhou，zuizhonglenghengyisheng，dangjizhanleqilaizouxiangjiubaweishengjian。
“呼...”
kanzhejiangyunyuanqudebeiying，zhangyuanhuanhuandituchuyikouzuizhongdeyanqi。
tayoushoushizhihezhongzhijiazhemeichouwandedaqianmen，zuoshoutaishoufangdaobiliangshangtouqingqingnielenie。
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“jiusuanbeirenjiasunnvjiule，nixiangbaoengandianshabuxing？”
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“nidangzhuixu，haizhenjiujirenlaolaoshishidanggeduanchasongshui，lianfangdoubugenrenjiayuan，nitemetaijiana？”
zhangyuanyibianyongshourouzhebiliang，yibianzuizhongdudunangnangdexiaoshengziyuzhe。
dunangzhong，zhangyuanyemeiyoutingxiazijitunyuntuwudedongzuo。
是的！
cishidezhangyuanbingfeicijianrenshi。
zhunquedeshuo，tadelinghunnaishilaizilingyigepingxingshijiedezhangyuan。
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dangran，zhangyuanyebushishenmekanbukaideren。
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haozaideshi，zheijiangjiadafangyimaihaosiyebingbushihenyuanyizhangyuanqujiangyun，jiuhaosishitafanerbajiangyunzaotaleyiban。
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zhidaoyizhouqianzhangyuanfushenchenggong，shiqingzheicaiyoulezhuanji。
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xiangzhexianzheyeshixianzhe，zhangyuantaochushouji，zhunbeikanhuiduanshipindafadafashijian。
“yi？yijianmiaosha？？？”
“zheishenmeapp？wozenmebujidezhiqianxiaguozheigeruanjianle？”
chuyuhaoqixin，zhangyuanhaishidiankaileruanjian。
【kenisaigeone：1，yuanjia：8000wanrmb，miaoshajia：9.9rmb！】
【modoutangchenyipinshangpinfang，yuanjia：10yirmb，miaoshajia：9.9rmb！】
【jiangshidandun1895jiniankuan，yuanjia：20wanrmb，miaoshajia：9.9rmb！】
yingruyanliandeshisangexingmudexuanxiang。
zheibuheqianshide“kanyidao”ruanjianyiyangme，shenme9.9rmb，daijinquanhaichabuduo，wufeijiushilaqinpenghaoyoujinlaibangmangkanjia。
“buguozheigekenisaigeone：1shizhendeshuai。”
zhangyuansuijidiankaileshangpindejieshaoyemian，kanzheruanjianshangmiansuochengxiandejingmeitupian，yizhengantan。
“yaoshiwonengkaishangzheiyangdechezi，jiangjiazaiwoyanlisuangepi。”
yizhenzichaohou，zhangyuanzhengzhunbeiguanbiruanjian。
turankandaoruanjianyemiandegoumaitishi，zhangyuanshouqiandemaobingyoufanle。
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“叮，购买成功”
“ningoumaidekenisaigeone：1zhengzaidabaofahuo，qingzhuyichashou。”
“benrimiaoshayijieshu。”
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haojiahuo，zheinimashiyigepianziruanjianba？！
diankaiwuliuxinxi，zhangyuanbujinzhouqilemeitou。
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zhangyuanqingbuzijindichoulechouzijidezuijiao。
tayaojubao......zheilajiruanjiankengqianni。
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zhitingnaohaidangzhongdunshiwengmingyipian，zaizijidenaohaidangzhongturanchuxianledaditu。
jiushipingkongzaidanaodangzhongturanduochuleyigeyingxiang。
zhangyuanyizhishouzhuazhexiangyan，lianyanhuidiaozaikuzishangdoumeiyouzhuyidao。
dansuihoutadeshensebiandexingfenleqilai。
zheishizijidejinshouzhia？！
xuanzeleyigetiqudizhi，quedinghaohouzhangyuanzuoguyoupanleqilai，ranermeiguoliangmiao，zhitingmenwaichuanlaileyizhenxuanxiaodeshengyin。
“wodemaya，zheishisheidecheya？wodetianzhendeshuaiqi！zheibushisaidaozhuanyongchema？juranyourenbatakaidaomalushanglaile！”
“qunidesaidaozhuanyongche，youmeiyouyidianyanlijingera？neikeshikenisaigeone:1！dingjianpaochea，xiongdi，yiliangchedideshangsuchengsiwutaofangle！”
“我的个妈耶！”
bansuizheneiyishengyouyishengdetaolunsheng，zhangyuanjimangniuguoletou，erjiuzaixiayike，taturanjiangneichetingdedifangyuzijinaohaidangzhongdedituduiyingleqilai。
erjiuzaizheishi，zijidekuzidangzhongturanduoleyigedongxi。
zhangyuanyimozijidekudouzi！
meicuole，xiongdi，zheishigecheyaochi！