yujipinmabaokousounanfenshou，yechanghuaqianjiaolegenanmo。
nanmojingshifuerdaixiahaitiyanshenghuo？
还死缠着我不放？
fuerdaidefuyeyijingkuozhandaozheigelingyule？
这也太卷了吧。
1.
wohenanpengyouyangqitanlekuaisiniandelianai，jinnianbeiyaoqinglequtajiaguonian。
quzhiqianwojiejieshishidizhunbeilebushaoliwu。
pingriliwomaaiyongdelaibonidingjiyuzijiangtaohe，wojiweilaipopoyezhunbeileyifen。
youcongwobadesirenjiuzhuanglishunleliangpinghaojiu。
gezhonggaoduanshuiguo、chayeliheshenmededoumeiwangletishang。
xiangzheyangqitiguoyizuitamamadetuijiaobuhao，woyouganjinjiajidingleyigegaodangdediandongyaoyupaojiaotong，yeyibingdaileguoqu。
danianershijiu，woxingzhibobodidaizhedabaoxiaobaodeliwuchufa。
quzhiqian，wohuaizhejudadeqidai，jiuxiangjitademamaliuxiayigehaoyinxiang。
yijinmen，woxianbalihefangdaoleqiangjiao，luzhexiuzijiuxiangquchufangbangmang。
linzouqianwomajiujiaodaiguowo，zheidiyihuishangmen，kebunengjiushalenglengdizuozhedengzhebierenhannichifan。
bierangrenjiajuedezanlaojiangjiameijiaohaoguinv，shigehaochilanzuodezhuer。
“ayi，wolaibangninyikuaiernong！”
genchufanglizhengwangwaizoudeyangqimamareqingdidaleshengzhaohu，wojiuzilaishudiyingleshangqu。
“buyongbuyong，nilaidetingshishihou，zheidoudaolekaifanshijianle，wocaiyedounongdechabuduole，zhijieshangzhuoba。”
yangqimamabuxianbudandishuoleyizui，bikailewozhengyubangmangjieguocaideshou。
tadeliansedandande，liangeketaodexiaorongyemeiyou。
这？
wolengzaiyuandi，shiwotingcuolema，tamamazenmexiangshihualiyouhuani？
zheishi……xianwolaidetaiwanle，jiudengzhechifan，suoyibugaoxinglema？
keshi，wojializheiershiwanbaqianlidierni。
woyijingmailezuizaobandefeijiganguolaidele，keshiyangqijiashizaitaipianpile。
woyiluzhuandabayouzhuantutuchede，shiyikeyemeitingguo，zheiyiluchadianmeibawodiantule。
“yueyue，womajiuneigeyanger，nibiegentayibanjianshi。lai，zanmenxianchifan，niganleyitiandelu，yinggaiehuaileba”
jianwoyoudianweiqudilengzaiyuandi，yangqiguolaiqianzhuwodeshou，daizhewoqulefanzhuo。
zhuoshangjiubailelianggecai，yigexiangcaizhudoufu，yigexiapichaodonggua，haiyouyixiaodieahuanggua。
qingtangguashuide，kanqilaijiuyidianyoushuidoumeiyou。
woshiconglaibuchixiangcaide，zheishieryangqiyebushibuzhidao。
yushi，wobingmeiyouhangsheng。
qishizaojiuedebuxingle，chulezaoshangneidunfeijican，jintianyitianjiuyagenmeichiguoshenmebiedeshiwu。
yiluzhouchelaodun，daoleyangqijia，tiandoucaheile。
“yueyueshiba，xianchifanba。”
yangqitamapielewoyiyan，suanshishengyingdizhaohuleyisheng。
woshizaitaiele，jiuzheahuangguachileyiwandamifan。
yangqitamazheicailuchuleziwojintianjinmenyilaidediyigexiaorong，duizheyangqijiukaishikuawo。
shuowohaoyanghuo，yikanjiushinengtashiguorizide。
meiyouxianzaineixiexiaoguniangjiajiajiaoqinghualihushaodechoumaobing。
shuotalaorenjiapingrilizuikanbushangneizhongyaoliyaoqi，zheigebuchi，neigebuaiderenle。
woyitingzheihua，shunjianfangxialekuaizimeileweikou，zheisihuyouzaiqiaodawoni。
yangqixiangshipawobugaoxing，coudaowodeerbianqingqingdeshuo：“yueyue，womenzheibianshixiangxia，womahefujindecunminmendouyiyang。
tamenjiejianleyibeizi，fengnianguojieyebuaigaopuzhanglangfeineiyitaode，suoyizaichiheshangyizhibijiaojiandan，nibiejianguai。”
dunledun，tayoujialeyiju。
“niyaoshijuedefancaibuheweikou，woyihuierdainiquwaimianzaichidian……”
“咳咳！”
kenengshitingdaoleyangqishuodehua，yangqitamayonglidikesouleyisheng。
wopangbiandezheigenanrenshunjianjinsheng，kaishiditoubafan。