第2章戏精夫妻
ruanhaogenzhefusiyanhoumianpaochuqu，caikandaofuzongchaozheyiyuantingchechangguoqu。
chenxiaojiezheibiandebingfangyijinganpaihaole，keshi，fuzongjiandaoxujiuweijiandeshaofuren，doubudashengzhaohudema？
“lengzheganma，dengzhewokaichesongnihuiquma？”
ruanhaozheicaifanyingguolai：“e，zheijiulai。”
tajimangshangche，xihaoanquandai，kaicheshi，tataimoukanleyiyanhoushijing，fuzongzhengduanzhengdizuozhe，zhuyilijizhongzaixigaishangdebijibendiannaoshangmian，henzhuanxin。
guolehenjiu，fusiyancaibaxigaishangdebijibenheshang，jiandanjiaodailejijuyouguanchenjiarendeshi，tabijingshinvmingxing，shiyehaizaishangshengqi，zuorenliushoushuzheizhongshiruoshiliuchuanchuqu，buhuiyouhaojieguo。
ruanhaohuidadao：“fuzongfangxin，yiqiedouanpaihaole，chenxiaojiezhuyuanzheijianshibaomizuodejihao。”
fusiyandandandidiandiantou，zheiyangjiukeyile。
ruanhaoduozui，renbuzhuwenleyiju：“fuzong，ni......niheshaofurenshiduojiumeijianlea？”
zenmekanqilaiwanquanxiangmoshengrenyiyang，nayouzheiyangqiguaidefuqi，suiranshaofurenpingshiqueshihaowucunzaigan。
fusiyanzhoumei，yishiyemeixiangdao：“dagai......wobujideshangcijiantashishenmeshihoule，buguo，jinwanwomenhuijianmiande。”
shuohuajian，dianhuaxiangleqilai。
fusiyanjietongledianhua，duineibianderenhuidashuo：“hao，wozhidaole。”
fujialaoyezicongguowaitepaide“gouzi”zhulizhoutaomashangjiuyaodaole，zhulizhoutaocixingdemude，jiushiweilepaifusiyanheyeqifuqienaidezhaopian，haojiaojilaoyeziwanchengrenwu。
zhoutaoliugeyuelaiyici，yejiuyiweizhe，tashangciheyeqijianmian，yinggaishizaibannianqian。
wanshangliudian，yeqizhenglihaosuoyouwenjian，zhunbeixiaban，shoujizhendongleliangxia，shoudaolefusiyanfalaideweixinxiaoxi，zhiyouliugezi，jinwanzhoutaohuilai。
yeqidehuifugengjianjie，lianggezi“haode”。
fusiyankanzhehuifudelianggezi，zhouleyixiameitou，xinlibuzhidaozaixiangshenme，zhibashoujishoulehuiqu。
qidian，liangrenyiqicongjialichufa，tongzuoyiliangche，xiangguwuyan，daodayijiagaodangdehuiyuanzhifaguocantingmenkou。
fusiyanzhudongxiache，zaidaolingwaiyibian，bangyeqilakaichemen，yeqixiaoyuyanyandiweiweiyangtoukanxiangta，manmuwenrou，lianggerenyoushuoyouxiaode。
“woyinggaiduinishuoxieshenme？”
“suibian，zhoutaolideyuan，tayetingbujian，zhiyaobaochigoutongdeyangzijiuxingle。”
“haoba，womenzoukuaidianba，waimianfengtingdade。”tabuxiangzaiyanxile，lianshangdebiaoqingyoudianbengbuzhule。
fusiyanwenyan，bashenshangdeheisexizhuangtuoxialai，shoubeihuanguoyeqijiaoxiaodeshenzi，baxizhuangpidaotashenshang，yifushangdaizhenanrenshenshangduyoudeqingliexiangqi，rangrenanxin。
yeqizuijiaoqingqingshangyang，shunshiwanguofusiyandegebo，weiweikaojintaduoyidian，fusiyanyileng，jierbadashoudazaiyeqijiantou，lianggerenxianghukanleyiyanduifang。
fusiyanmanyididiandiantou：“ng。”
“nibiaoxiandeyebucuo。”
zhoutaopaigouletayaodezhaopianyejiuzoule，yongcanjieshuhou，gumozhezheigeshijianzhoutaobuzaile，yeqilikebashenshangdexizhuangwaitaotuoxialai，haijifusiyan。
fusiyanlengleyixia，bingmeiyoushenshouqujie，yeqikanzheta，kaikouwenta：“niyoujiepi，xuyaowosongtaquganxima？”
fusiyanyebuhuidata，caishenshou，baxizhuangnahuizijideshoushang。
tabingmeiyouxianqiyeqinongzangzijidexizhuang，jinguantashiyouhenyanzhongdejiepi，keshi，yeqizheijiaoseqiehuandehuibuhuitaikuaile？