第3章 小嫂子教你混官场

“qishi,henisaozijiehunzheixienian,woguodehenyayi,tebieshilaozhangrenzaiweishi,wozaijialigengeshangmennvxuyiyangbeiwei,zheizhongrizi,zaojiushougoule。”

“niqubatashuile,tayuanyijixuguo,zanmenjiugewangede,tayaolihun,neiwozhenghaobasuyuequle。”chenshumingxuxutaotaodishuodao。

“tangge,yirifuqibairienni。”chenyangxinqingfuzadiquandao。

“wohetayoupideen,tadouburangwodiemalaijializhu,duinishigeshenmedexing,niyenengganshoudao,zheinvrenwozaojiubuxiangyaole。”chenshumingmamalielie。

“keshi,saoziduiwohenyane,tazenmekenengkandeshangwoni?”chenyanghuandehuanshi。

chenshumingjuedelinaoxuezheibuhao,neibuhao,danshichenyangquejuede,zijiyigenongcunqiongxiaozi,ruguonengyiqinlinaoxuedefangze,neizhenshishaohuojiniandouyuanyi。

“nipageshenme,zheibushiyouwobangnime?”chenshuminghenyouxinxindishuodao。

chenyangfuzadikanletayiyan,buzhidaogaishuoshenmele。

zheizhongshiqing,tanggezijidoubujieyi,tayoubiyaoniuniunienieme?

“haiyoujianshier,wojisuyuemailetaofangzi,tingyishengshuo,huaiyunchuqibaotaihenzhongyao,nichuyihao,renyouqinkuai,qubangwozhaogutajitian,dengwozhaodaokaopudebaomu,nizaihuilai。”chenshumingyoushuodao。

“zheibuheshiba?”chenyangxinliyibaigebuyuanyi。

“dengnibazheiliangjianshibanhao,wojinianpaigezhengkedezhiwei,tanggeshuohuasuanhua!”chenshumingdingzhetashuodao。

chenyangmeizigejujue,tagongzuoshitanggebangmanganpaide,fuqinqunianshuaiduanletui,yiyaofeiyeshitanggedianfude,wulunruhe,zheigemangtadebang。

xiabanzhihou,taxianshisongchenshuminghuijia,ranhoukaichelaidaosuyuedexiaoqu。

tanggehenshede,zheigexiaoqudefangzi,sanbaiduowanyitao。

chenyangxianglexiang,ganjuexinlibupingheng,zijigenletanggeliangnianduo,zanghuoleihuomeishaogan,bieshuofangzi,lianyinxingkalidecunkuan,doumeichaoguowuweishu。

suyuezheigenvren,caigenletanggejitianya,jiuluoleyitaosanbaiwandefangzi。

“made,saohuli!”tamaleyiju。

congdiantizouchulai,chenyangzhanzaimenkou,anxiangmenling。

guoleyihuier,gangxiwanzao,pizheshiluluxiufa,yongyujinguozhe**jiaoqudesuyue,dakaifangdaomen。

taxiongqiandebaoman,bayujindingdegaogaolongqi,neiyimonenbai,gourenyanqiu。

“you,zheibushiaoqidexiaosijime,guaiguaiguolaijiwodangbaomule?”tayitiaoxinghuayan,biaoqingjiqiaodishuodao。

chenyanglenghengyisheng,buxiangdalita。

suyuequebufangguota,shenchuqianqianyuzhi,yongshouzhitiaozhetaxiaba,jiaoxiaoshuodao:“meixiangdao,nishichenquzhangdetangdi,nanguaiganduiwoshuogun,danfengshuilunliuzhuanya,xianzaiwoshinixiaosaozi。”

“lai,hanwoyishengxiaosaozitingting。”

tashuohuashi,biaoqingjiaomei,yanjiaoneikeleizhi,batadesaoqi,chentuodelinlijinzhi。

“rangkai!”chenyangbunaifandibatatuikai。

tazuowanfanjiuzou,landehezheigesaohulizhiqi。

“chenyang,niganzheiyangduiwo,xinbuxinworangnihouhui?”suyuebanzheqiaolian,zhuijinchufang。

“ninengzenmerangwohouhui?”chenyanglanyangyangdiyongdaoqiezhecai。

ruobushiyaohaitanggederenqing,tadoulandezhengyanqiaozheige**。

suyuekanzhetamanbuzaihudeyangzi,qidexiongdouyaozhalie。

yiyaoyinya,tamengdichediaoshenshangdeyujin,chongguolailouzhechenyangdebozi,juqishouji,lailege**。

“nixiangganshenme?”chenyangbeitanaodechadianqiedaoshouzhi。

ranhou,tamuguangqingbuzijin,luozaitaxuebaidexiongfushang,bixuchengren,tasuiransao,danshiyousaodeziben。

“he,haiyiweiniduoqinggaoni,buyiyangkanjiannvrenjiuzoubudonglu。”suyuekantayanzhuzifazhi,qingmieyixiao。

tazouguoqujianqiyujin,guozaishenshang,duizhetahuanglehuangshouji。

chenyangdenaohaizhong,haicanliuzhetazhuanshenshi,neixuebaibaomandetuner,meimingbaitahuangshouji,shishenmeyisi。

“kandaozheizhangzhaopianlema,niyaoshibutinghua,wojiubazhaopianfajinitangge。”tadeyiyangyangdishuodao。

“nibeibi!”chenyangkanzheneiaimeidezhaopian,manyanpenhuo。

taxiangyaoquqiangshouji,suyuequegengkuaiyibu,bashoujisaijinxiongqianyujinli,tingzhesuxiong,jiqiaodengzheta。

chenyangshensexingxing,tahaizhenxiabuqushou。

“rangniqinggao,haibushihenixiaosaozidexijiaoshui。”suyuexinqinghenhao,hengzhegeerzouchuchufang。

suiranxinlibushuang,danchenyanghaishizuolesancaiyitangdeyunfuyingyangcan,duanlechulai。

suyuehuanshanglexinggandediaodaishuiyi,yebujieyixiongqiandechunguangbeichenyangkanlequ。

zoudaocanzhuopang,fuxiashenzi,yongtangshaoshengleyidianjiyutang,changleyikouhou,yanjingyiliang。

“meikanchulai,nihaiyoudangchushidetianfu。”taxiaomimidikuajiang。

chenyanglengzheyizhanglian,tuoxiaweiqun,zuowanfantarenwujiuwanchengle,zhunbeilikaile。

hezheigenvrenduodaiyimiao,tadouganjuehuaixinqing。

“zhanzhu,sheirangnizoule!”suyuehanzhuta。

“nishenmeyisi?”chenyangzhoumeizhuanshen。

“nitanggenandaomeigennishuoqingchu?tarangnizhuxialaizhaoguwo。”suyuegaoaoshuodao。

chenyangxinlidenuqizaijixu,haizhenbatadangyongrenle?

suyueyanzhuziyizhuan,shuodao:“tingnitanggeshuo,nixiangqujiedaoban?”

“heniyoushenmeguanxi?”chenyanglengshengshuodao。

“wogennishuo,guanchangdemendaoduozheni,xiangnizheizhongkaoqundaiguanxishangweidelengtouqing,shayebudong,jiusuanrangnidanggezhuren,niyehuibeibierenwansi。”

“buguoma,sheirangwoshinixiaosaozini,nibawosihouhaole,wojiaoni。”suyuexiaodexianghuliyiyangjiaohua。

chenyanghenxiangniutoujiuzou,dantabixuchengren,suyueshuodeshishishi。

tajiushigetuiwudedatoubing,duiyuzenmezaitizhineishengqian,queshishiyiqiaobutong。

“lai,zuoxialaichifan,xiaosaozimanmanjiaonizenmehunguanchang。”suyueduitazhaolezhaoshou。

“ninengbunengduochuandianyifu?”chenyangwengshengwengqidishuodao。

“haihaixiuni?kannizheimenianqing,tanguonvpengyoumeiyou,buhuihaishigexiao**ba?”suyuegegejiaoxiao。

“wotanguohaojigenvpengyou!”chenyangganjuezizun,shoudaoleshanghai。

tadangbingfuyuanhuilai,cunlidemeiren,queshijitajieshaoguojigeduixiang。

bushiguafu,jiushilihunde,jiusuanzheiyang,bierendouxianqitajialiqiong,qiaobushangta。

“**youbukechi,xiaohuozihuoliguaizhuangde。”suyueyouyiwuyi,pieleyiyantaxiamian。

chenyangyoubushishitouren,zheimeyigeqianjiaobaimeidedameinv,chuanzhexinggandeshuiqun,zaitamianqianhuangdang,jiusuanxinlitaoyanta,tananmianyehuiyoushenglifanying。

chiguowanfanhou,suyueyonglandikaozaishafashangkandianshi。

shuiqundequnbai,zhishimianqiangzhezhuletadedatuigen,taxuebaixiuzhangdeyutui,xingganmiren。

kandaochenyangxiwanwanchulai,taduizhetagoulegoushouzhi,meihuoshuodao:“xiao**,niguolai!”