第一章 吓死了

daxuedaoyuansongfuling,congguxianggusedefangjianzhongxinglaihou,wangzhebeifandongguodewuzi,jiuyizhigoulouzheshentiwuzhuetou,baochizheigezishiwulenengyouwufenzhongle,rengjiuhuanbuguoshen。

xinliquedingdeshi,tachuanyuele,dagaichuandaoleyigegudaixiaokangjiating。

youyumeiyoujiyi,zhinengcaicedaozuowankenengyouqiezeichumei,paozheiwuliyidunluanfan,qiehuoxushishiyonglemouxiexiazuoshouduanbatamiyunle,zhidaocike,rengjiusizhifaruanzhanbuqishen,mengtouzhuanxiang。

erxinlibuquedingdeshi,tadaodiyaozenmesiyisi,cainenghuidaolaobalaomashenbian。

chuanlaishiyinweiniandidasaochu,cadaoreshuiqibeidianzhele,kezheiliyemeiyoudianyuana?xiangmohuiqudoumeidiermo。

yixiangdaozhei,songfulingdexinjiujiujindeteng。

tabuganxiangxiang,ruguofumumeiletazheigedushengnv,tamenhainenghuodelema?kongpahuibaozhetaneibeidiansideshenti,budekudeyaosuitayiqiqu……e,dengdengzaisi,huoxunengyouyixianzhuanji。

songfulingzuozhishenti,yezhongyufangxialewuetoudeshou,neishuangshuilinglingdedayanjinglishizhengdeliuyuan。

yucitongshi,xiangshizaihuiyingtadejiaojiban,menwaiyechuanlailejicudejiaobusheng。

qianpeiyinghuanglihuangzhangyibatuikailewumen,zhanzaimenqianshentihaidalegehuang。

dangsimuxiangduishi,qianpeiyinglvexianhuanghudiwangzheduimianchuangshangdeshouruonvhai,wangzheneizhangyuzijinverzaishisuizuoyouyoubajiufenxiangxiangdelian,xindongdongdeluantiao,sizhaobudaozijishengyinban,zhizhangzhezuiqueshuobuchuhua。

dapochenmodeshiyanhanreleidesongfuling,taqiazhudatuiliroujizijigujinger,baohanshenqingshitandijiaodao:“ma?”xinliyijingxianghaotuilule,wanyibushi,jiushuomengye。

yishengma,shideqianpeiyingshunjianleiruyuxia。

shileshile,suiranhainaobumingbaiguinvzenmeershijisuibianshisuile,danshiquedingshitadeqinnver。

qianpeiyingkudezhibuqiyaolai:“niyaohesiwole,yaohesiwoleafuling!woyiweizaiyejianbudaonile,zaiyejianbudaole!”

zhici,munvzhongyuxiangren,changmianhaoyitonghuangluan,haoyichangbaotoutongku,haoyidunjidongzhuangkuangxiahuxiangroucuoshentidehuyanluanyu。

qianpeiyingbutingroucuonverdelian:“nizenmezheimeshou,niduodalea?zanyiqiandazhangtuidagaogedemoyangsuanshibaichile,zanzheishituoshengdaorenjiashentishangle?”

“ma,niyemeiyoujiyima?wanlawanla,neizanmenzenmehuoa?woyebuzhidaowoduoda,zhengyanxinglejiuzheiyang。daoshima,nihaoxiangkanqilainianqinglexie,heniyiqianyetingxiang,jiushipifufahuangbujiankang。”

“zhenshizuonie,nishuowomenshangbeiziyemeizuoshenmehuaishi,zenmejiunengbeidiandaogudai,zheishigudaiba?guinva,nishibuzhidao,nibeidiande,congneitizishangdiaoxialaishi,maneigexinzhizhegeer,doujiwojishale,naodaiyebuzhuan,jiujideshangqianzhuani,xianzaixiangxiangdekuibaozhuleni,yaoburannizijizaizhei,zenmeban!”

yitizheige,songfulingjiufeichangjidong、feichangshengqi,tabixudaohouzhang,bixu。

yinweizhiyouguizhidaotacaiqingxingshiyouduokongju,yixiangdaoyoukenengzaiyejianbudaomayouduohaipa。

“ninhaizhidaoa,ma,gangcaiwodoubuxianghuole!

suoyia,wowenwennin,weishenmefeiyaoniandidasaochu,weishenmelianjijiaogaladouyaoshoushi?sheijialilairenchuanmenwanggalachou,ruguoyou,neishitayoubing。

woyitangxiawanhuiershoujininjiushuowolan,shuowofangjiabubangninganhuo,shuowomeiyounitongshisheijiasheijiadenvertinghua。

zheihuihaole,caboli、caqiangmian、caweishengjiankouban、careshuiqihoumian,caba,daodijiwocaliandianle,zanlianglaigudaile,wodouhuaiyizanliangxiandaineishentiyiranbianchengjiaotanle。

renjiawobadoushuole,feiyaoshoushi,zanhuaqianerguliangren,tabuchaqianer,burangninzhetengwo,rangwohaohaofanghanjia,wobahai……ma!wobana?!”

qianpeiyingshicongxinglaihou,jingshenshangyizhichuyuganchangcunduanzhuangtai,routishangshitouyunmuxuan,cishiyitingguinvtilaosong,tacaifanyingguolai:shia,renzaigudaixiandaibuzhongyao,shaochengjiaotantayebuzaihu,zhongdianshideyijiasankouzaiyiqi,zhaodaoguinvle,neihaizitabani?

nianglianglikejingkongdeduishi,shenhunchediguiwei。

qianpeiyingxiangshizaishuofuzijiban,yuqiyichangjianding,zhishishoudoueryi:

“nibazhidinggenlaile,biepa,tabunengbugenlai。ruguowomeizhaodaoni,neibeibuzhu。danshinihaimeidengshuaishi,wohaoxiangtingjiannibakaimenshengle,erqietashixialouquwoyudingdetejiayouqule,quwanjiunenghui。nixiangxiang,diantishangxianengyongduodahuiergongfu,baozhunermeiliangfenzhongjiunenghuilai,tayidingnenggenzanmenyiqibeidianlai,yiding!”

“dui,duidui,shizheiyangde,ninfenxidehenyoudaoli,neizankuaizhaozhaoba。”songfulingyelianliandiantou。

keshuoshizheimeshuo,tamenxinliyeqingchu,shenmeshijiupagewanyi,wanyimeigenlaini,wanyibabashigudaide(laosong)babani,neicaijiaotiankuaiyaotale。

“yourenzaima?youmeiyouren?”qianpeiyingniejinnverdeshoujizijigujinger,chongzheyuanluohandao。

ersongfulingshixianyunniangleyixia,bengguangudaixiandai,jiaodiezhunshimeicuode。

tajujindichongzhekongqishitanxinghandao:“die,diea?”

huiyingtamende,shimeiyoujingguowurandekongqi。

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congtianhuimengmengliangdaotianwalanwalande,yizhidaolinjiejijiadumenxiaoyuanyijingshengqiniaoniaochuiyan,munvliangfanbianlesuoyoudewuzi,shenzhipaodaojiemianshangxunleyiquan,yehaishimeiyouzhaodaozheijiaren,meiyouzhaodaosongbaba。

zheirangmunvliangyichangchenmo,xinbuzhudewangxiachen,niangliangshenzhizaijiexialaideyigeshichenli,meiyouguoyijuduihua,danzaixinliquexialetongyigejueding。

songfulingniantoudanaoxinxiang:jiarubabameigenlai,neijianglaiwulunduonan、wulunduobuxiangdaizaizhei,rengjiuyaohaohaohuozhe,weilemama。

qianpeiyingshiyaojinhoucaoyaxinxiang:zaimeiyoujiyi、buzhidaojialidouyoushenmeren、shenzhishibuzhidaoshishenmechaodaidezhuangkuangxia,jiarumeilelaosong,tajiushinverweiyideyikaole,tabixujianqiang,dedangzainvershenqian,yingduiyiqie。

suizheshijianyifenyimiaoliushi,jiuzaimunvliangkuaiyaojuewangshi,menwaiyezhongyuchuanlaileshanshanlaichidejiaobusheng。

yourenzoudaomenqiantingxiale,menbeirencongwaimiantuikaile,yingrumunvliangyanqiandeshiyimingtoudaifangjinshenchuanqingsezhangshandegaogenanzi。