qinqiushoulianyanjunqixi，bizheyanmouyangshen，zhidaozhouxiaominjiaota，“daole。”
tagenzhezhouxiaominzoujinfangjiandaliangyifanhou，biaoqingyansulebushao。
yongjiatusibilaixingronghaobuweiguo，fangjianyexiaodelingrenfazhi，zheiyeshirenzhudedifang？
haozaizhouxiaominpingrilihaisuanqinkuaishoushi，fangjianbingbuzaluan。
tazaishafashangduanzuoxialai，“nidefangzijingranzheimexiao？zenmezhuren？”
zhouxiaominyitingzheihuachadianzhamao，jueqixiaozuiaizheqinqiuzuoxia，shuo：“nizhidaozheilishishenmedifangma？rongchengyihuanhaoba！”
qinqiudao：“nideyisishishuocichushihuangjindiduan，yincifangjiahengao。”
“bushiyibandegao，jiuzheitaofangziyaoquankuanmaidehuayaoliangbaiwanni！”
zhouxiaomintuozhexiabajixushuo：“woshimaibuqile，nenganshijiaoshangfangzujiubucuole。”
听见此言。
qinqiushenganyiwai，tabenyiweizheitaofangzishuyuzhouxiaomin，meixiangdaozhishizufangeryi。
zaizijichenshuidezheiduanmanzhangshijian，zhoujiachedimeiluolea。
qinqiudao：“xiangdangchu，nicengzuyikouqimaixiaqianmuliangtian，jinshijiuloubiankaileshibajia，takenengyongyuandouxiangbudaocengsunnvzhinengkaozufangweisheng。”
benshiyouganerfadeyijuhua，lingzhouxiaominyouxieshengqi，zhuannianyixiangxiaoxixidedingzheta。
“wozushangkeshinijiadeyongren，danshixianzainipalianfangzidouzubuqige。”
qinqiuxiaodao：“bujiushiqianma？”
tahuanhuanfudonghuafuyixiu，congzhongnachuyidiezhizhang，henkuoqidejiaojilezhouxiaomin，“nijiangzheixierenjianyinpiaozhaogeqianzhuangduihuan，keduihuanshiwankuaidayang。”
zhouxiaominjieguoyinpiaoxiaozuiniantaozhe：“wa，yuanlainizheimefua，shiwandayangni，yaoshizhendegouwozairongchengyihuanmaishangyitaofangzile。”
zhibuguojianqinqiuyibenzhengjingdemoyang，tabiebuzhupuciyishengxiaolechulai，“xianzaidouyijing2020nianle，nizheigebuguanyong。”
“ruguonaqumai，kenenggouzanmenchiliangdunxiaohuoguo，haha。”
qinqiuzhijiemengle，tadeyinpiaojingranbuguanyongle？
绝无可能！
zheigeshihouzhouxiaominpailepaitadejianbanganweidao：“yinpiaosuiranbuguanyongle，danfangchanhenzhiqian，nibushihaiyouyizuozhaiyuanma，kezhiqianle。”
qinqiudiantoudao：“jiranruci，mingrinibiansuiwoyitonghuijia。”
“回你家？”
zhouxiaominlengleleng，kaiwanxiaodeshuo：“nizhenzhunbeisongwobantaozhaiyuan？buyongle，wonengyanghuoziji。”
qinqiuzhoumeinandao，“neizuozhaiyuanduonianweicengzhuren，zaoyichengleyizuoguizhai，buyuanruzhudaoshikeyilijie。”
keshidangzhouxiaomintingjianguizhaierzideshihou，zhenggerendouxingfenqilaile。
tazhengchouzuijinmeiyouzhiboneirongni。
ruguoneizuozhaiyuanzhenruqinqiusuoshuoshizuoguizhai，gaoyigeguizhaitansuozhibo，younengxiyibofensi。
zhouxiaominshuo：“neizuozhaiyuanzhenhenkepama？kongbudehua，woxiangquzhibo。”
jiantayilianrenzhendemoyang，qinqiuluchuyimoxiaorong，weiweihanshou。
“haola，neiwoxianzhibole，bingxiangliyouchide，nielekeyichi，buyaodaraowozhibojiuxing。”
接下来。
zhouxiaominhuojihuoliaodequweishengjianxilian、huazhuang，shoushihaolecaikaibo。
tazuijinzongyouzhongjianglangcaijindeganjue，zhiboyemeishenmeyisi，jibenshangdoushizaishuishizhang。
suiranyouershiwanfensi，danshangbolebangexiaoshi，renqicaijiejinshiwan。
：“yohe，xikea。”
：“zheigexingqicaizhibojicia，jiusuanzhiboneirongbukongbu，yekeyigaogaocaiyishade，buranhenrongyiliangde。”
：“zhengjingrensheikanlingyizhibo，doushichongzhezhuboyanzhilaide。”
......
zhouxiaominyehenkuaijinrulezhuangtai：“halou，geweibaobaoxiawuhaoa，woshinimendexiaominzi。”
“zhidaowoweishenmezuijinhenshaozhiboma？neishiyinweiwojinimenxunzhaoguizhaiqule！”
：“guizhai？qiuqiuzhubobiehemouxiezhizhangzhuboyiyangqutansuoguizhai，meiyisi。”
：“xianzaigenbenmeiyouguizhaile。”
：“dengdeng，nimenkanzhubofangjianwaimianyougenande，gaobantiantaquzhaonanpenyoule！”
zhouxiaominlianjiadunshihongle，fanbodao：“tashiwoqinqieryi！”
“wozhendezhaoguizhaiqule！”
zheishi，zhijianqinqiukanzhezhouxiaomindeshuzhuangjing，chenshengdao：“yaonie，woyiyanjiukanchunibushiren，woyaoniyuanxingbilu！”
：“hahaha，xiaosiwole，tashizhuboqinglaidetuoma？”
：“好中二啊！”
：“huo，daweitianlong！”
：“zhubokaishigaojiemuxiaoguole，buguomeishayisia。”
zhouxiaominkanzhezhibojiandedanmuduoleyixie，benlaihaitinggaoxing，jieguoquefaxianquanbushiguanyuyilunqinqiudepinglun。
他又在干嘛呀？
zhouxiaominjichuxiaorongxiaoshengxiaoqishuodao：“tashiwoyigeyuanfangqinqi，jintianganghaoluguosuoyilaikankan，dajiabuyaoluanxianga，jiexialaiwojinimenchanggegeba。”
：“主播自己人。”
：“huainvren，mingmingshilingyizhubotiantianzaizhibojianchangge。”
：“qishizhubozhangdehaitinghaokande，jiushichanggeemmmmm....”
zhouxiaominyeshilaoyoutiaole，duiyuzheixiepinglungenbenbuzaiyi，dengtayikaisangdanmujiuziranzhenxiangle。
yucitongshi，qinqiuzaitadeshuzhuangjingqianfushouerli，weiweizhouzhemeitou，biaoqingbuweizinu。
shuzhuangjingbiaomiankanshangquyipianpingjing，danshicongtadejiaodukanqu，limianquewanquanbushizijideyingzi，ershiyigezhangfanvgui。
nvguishiluludetoufadazaijianshang，kanbuqingtadeyangzi，jifudeyansebaidaoleyizhongrangrennanyijieshoudeguiyichengdu。
一片惨白！
huoxushijingyayujingranyourennenggoukanchuantazangzaishuzhuangjingli，nvguihunshenshangxiachongchizheheiwu，mengrantaiqitoulai。
talianjiacanbai，yanjingliliuzhenongye。
turan，tachaoqinqiuzhuaguoleguoqu，yishuangcanbaidaojizhideshouzhanghuxiaoerzhi，xiuzhangdeshouzhishang，zhijiaqingkejianzhangleshiduogongfen。
带起了一阵阴风。
cikeqinqiushentisihaoweidong，taxianqianyizhiyinzangzhedeyanjunqixi，shashijianyongdongerchu。
xiayishun，anhongsedehuafuwufengzidong。
keshitaquezhouqilemeitou，jingzhongnvguizairenjiandouliudeshijianxiangbizaoyichaoguobainian，sanfachudeyuanqifeichangnonghou。
罢了。
huangquanluduan，zheizhongliguiliucunrenjianzhongjiushihuohai。