第4章 主播,你远房亲戚飞了

下一瞬。

qinqiuweiweizhouzhemeitou,congchuangkouyiyueerchu。

jiuzaiganggangtazaixianluyanjunqixizhumienvguideshihou,chajuedaoleyiguwubishuxideqixi。

属于地府的气息!

tajuebunengfangguozheizhongxinxi,zoudiantiyouxiantaimanle,suoxingzhijiedakaichuanghufeilechuqu。

zhibojianbeizheiyimuchediyinbao。

:“feile,zhuboyuanfangqinqifeile!”

:“ershiduoloutiaoxiaqu,gujigutouzhazidoumeile。”

:“guishangshenzhenkepa。”

:“zhubobielengzhele,kuaibaojing。”

suizhedanmuyuelaiyueduo,zhouxiaominyefaxianlebuduijingdedifang。

tahuitouyikanfaxianchuanghukaizhe,qinqiuderenquebujianle,lianmangpaodaochuangkou。

“呼,吓死我了。”

congchuanghuwangwaikanbingmeiyoukanjianqinqiu,zhuanguoshenlaidaozhibodeshoujipingmuqian,“woxinzangchengshounenglihenchade,nimenbuyaohewoa。”

:“heirenwenhao,?????”

:“zhuboniyuanfangqinqitiaoloule,nihaiyouxinsizhibo?”

:“woqinyankanjiantatiaoxiaqude。”

:“+1!”

zhouxiaominyitouheixian:“nimenbiehuwo,takendingshiqushangcesuole。”

shijianjinjinguoqulebudaoyifenzhong,zhibojianneirenqibaozhang,jiulianchaoguanyehuojihuoliaolaile。

jiuzaizheishi,zhouxiaominfangjianxiangqileqiaomensheng。

talianmangqudakaimen,faxianqinqiuguoranzhanzaimenwai,xintouxuanzhedeyikeshitouzhongyuluodi。

yushiganjinlazhetadeshouzoujinfangjian,xiaoshengwen:“niganshenmequle?”

qinqiuxiaodao:“chumenjianlegelaoshureneryi。”

zhouxiaomianfanlegebaiyan,lazhetazuoxia,zheicaichongzhezhibojianshuo:“chaoguandada,woyuanfangqinqiyidianshimeiyou。”

:“tashirenshiguia?”

:“ershiloufeichuquyidianershimeiyou?niubai!”

:“我服了!”

:“zhubo,nengrangniyuanfangqinqizaitiaogeloujiwomenkankanma?”

zhibojianlidedanmuyuelaiyueduo,jihubazhenggepingmudoujiyanmeile。

liwuyebushao,yishijianrangzhouxiaominyouxieyanhualiaoluan,butingdezaixiexieliwu。

chaoguanjianzhibojianbingmeiyouchushihenkuaijiulikaile,tazheicaisonglekouqi,qinqiufaxianpingmushangdedanmuyizhizaishandong,dunshizhouqimeitou。

kaojinlejifen,zhizhidingzheshoujipingmu。

qinqiudao:“ciweihewu?limianbujinyouzitipiaoguo,bingqiehaiyouhuolinghuoxiandehuamian?mofeishijinxienianchuxiandexinxingguiguaibucheng?”

julitashangyicichushihaishizaiminguochuqi,neishihougenbenmeiyoushoujizheizhongxiandaiwupin。

zaineigeshidaijiulianpaizhaojishuyeqichawubi,dangtakaojinpingmu,kanjianpingmuzhongdezijiyezhujiankaojinshi,xinzhonggengweiyilv。

:“zhuboyuanfangqinqihaoshuai!”

:“kaojinlekanhaizhenshi,fasehezhezhuangdoufeichanghaokana。”

:“wojuedeyaoshitalaizhibodehua,kendingbizhuboyouyisi。”

:“+1!”

:“xiaominzi,yihourangniyuanfangqinqichangzhuzhibojianba。”

......

zhouxiaomingenbenmeixiangdaorangqinqiuchujingjuranhuiyouzheiyangyixiangbudaodexiaoguo,xiaolexiao,“dajiaxihuantaya?keyia,yihoutajiushiwodezhibodadangle。”

听见此言。

qinqiuzhuanyankanxiangleta:“zhibodadang?”

zhouxiaomindiandiantou,zuozaileyizishang,kanzhejingtoushuo:“xiexiedajiadeliwu,jinhouwoyidinghuihaohaozhibode,jintiandehuawojiuyaoxianxiabolee。”

:“这就下了?”

:“biezheimekuaijiuxiaboa,buranquguana。”

:“womenlianzhuboyuanfangqinqijiaoshenmedouhaibuzhidaoni。”

:“dui,bunengxiabo!”

:“hehe,biaoyanbuxiaquleba?ganjinxiabohaha。”

qinqiukanzhedanmu,zuichunweidong:“womingqinqiu。”

:“xiaoqiuzi,dengzhenixiacizhiboa。”

:“mingtianquguizhaitanxianniyidingyaogenzhequ,youguidehuadajiwomenkan。”

:“jineixiezhiyizanmenderenhaohaoshangyike。”

zhouxiaominjieguohua,“xingla,jintianxiaominzijiuzhibodaozheilile,mingtianwodainimenqutansuoguizhai!mingwanbujianbusan!”

:“主播拜拜。”

:“mingtianyidingyaokaiboya。”

【hongtutianxiasonglaifeiji10】

xiabohou,zhouxiaominhaichuyuyilianmengbidezhuangtaizhong。

jintianjinjinzhiboleyigexiaoshi,shouhuodeliwubitazhiqianyigeyuedouhaiduo,erqieguanzhongmenduiqinqiudeguanzhudujianzhitaigaole。

zhouxiaominshuo:“woquxiegezhuang,nibieluanpaoa。”

qinqiuhanshoudao:“quba。”

yigexiaoshiguoqu,zhouxiaominzhongyucongweishengjianchulaile,taxilegezaoyishenshushuang。

tafaxianqinqiupanzuozaishafashangbizheyanjing,fangfoxianrulechenshuiside,xiaoshengdigudao:“zhenqiguai...”

shoushiwanbihou,tazuozaichuangshangshuashouji,turanshoudaoyitiaolaizihuyuzhiboyonghudesixin。

zhouxiaominnannandao:“maxiaoge?tahaoxiangjiwosonglehaojigefeiji...”

“zhubo,woshimajiayuanderen,gangcainizhibodeshihouwokanjianzhuozishangyouyidieyouxiecanjiudezhi,shibushiyinpiaoa?”

zhouxiaominkanleyiyanqinqiujitadeyinpiao,huifudao:“shide。”

tasuiranbuqingchugudongxingye,danquezhidaomajiayuandehehedaming,zaizhenggerongchengdoushiyoutouyouliandeqiye。

nandaozheixieyinpiaohenyoujiazhi?

maxiaoge:“tongguozhibodeshihoukan,neixieyinpiaoyinggaichuziminguoshiqi,wotingganxingqude,nengbunengpailiangzhangxijiezhaopian?ruguoshizhendewoyuanyichugaojiashougou。”

maxiaoge:“niyekeyilairongchengrenheyijiamajiayuandangmianjiaoyi。”

这么着急?

zhouxiaominsikaoleyihuier,“neixieyinpiaoquanshiwoyuanfangqinqide,woyaoxianwenwentadeyijian。”

maxiaoge:“zheiyangma...neixing,nijidewenlegaosuwojieguo。”

对话到此结束。

jiexialai,zhouxiaomindianlewaimai。

guoranbuchuyiwaidebeiqinqiuxianqile。

......

第二天。

zhouxiaominshoushihaodongxi,heqinqiuyiqizhunbeichufa。

xialoudengdaichuzuchedejianxi,taruoyousuosidewendao:“niganlingyizhibohenzhuanqian?”

zhouxiaominsuikouhuida,“herendehuajiuhenzhuanqian。”

吓人?

qinqiudianlediantou,“nizhiqianzhibokongbuma?”

“废话,当然了。”

wensheng,qinqiuluchuxiaorong,dingzhetashuo:“neiweishenmenibujinyaozufang,erqielianyiliangchedoumaibuqi?”

zhouxiaomindunshibuxiangshuohuale。

拉着他就走。

chuzuchegenzhedaohangweizheshizhongxinraoledabanquan,zuizhongzaiyitiaojinrongjietingxia。

zhouxiaominxiachehouzhenggerendoushimengde,huaxinjiefujinkedoushiyixiedagongsidebangongquyu,zheilidefangjiazuidiyeshisanwanqibu。