第2章 给大黑狗吃的蛋炒饭

jianjiaoshengzaibufangdeerpanhuidang,buguobufangqueshiyidiandoubuhuang,yijiusuotangzaiyizishang,shuangmoufangkong。yuanlaitazaiguankanzhenaohaizhongdexitongmianban。

xitongmubiao:bangzhusuzhuchengweizhanzaixuanhuanshijieshiwuliandingduandechushen。

宿主:步方

zhenqixiuwei:wu(zuoweixuanhuanshijiedechushen,weilaideshiwubidingxuyaoyongdaozhenqi,shaonian,nuliba。)

厨艺天赋:暂未开启

技能:未开启

道具:未获得

chushenzonghepingfen:cainiao(chushenzhilucaiganggangkaishi,gensuixitongdejiaobu,chengweixuanhuanshijieshiwuliandingduandenanrenba。)

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“wei!niyoumeiyouzaitingwoshuohua?!nishizheigecanguandelaobanme?”junqiaoxiaoshengdayanjingdengzhebufang,nuqichongchongdehandao。

bufangshouhuixinshen,dandingdepielezheijunqiaoxiaoshengyiyan,lanyangyangdecongyizishangzhanqilai,dalegehaqian。

“benxiaodiandecaipinjiagejiushineiyang,jieshoubulenikeyilikai,benxiaodianyixiangyichengxinjingying,congbubipoguke,congbuqiangmaiqiangmai。”

junqiaoxiaoshengbeibufangzheitaidujiyizhi,dailengleyixia,erhouyizhangbaixidelianzhangdetonghong,yanjingzhongdouxiangshiyaopenchuhuolaiyiban,nizheishizuoshengyidetaidume?

“ni……nikankanneibiaojia!haichengxinjingying,wokannijiushidasuanzhaoyigeyuandatouzuoyichuizimaimaiduiba!nizheigeyinxianderen!buyaobianjie,woxiaoxiaolongzaoyijingkantoulenidezhenmianmu!”

“nikanwoxiangshazime?”bufangyeyouxieshengqile,zuoweiyimingyoulixiangyoubaofudechushi,tazuitaoyanbierenshuotayinxianle。

“wodingjiaziranyouwodingjiadeliyou,niruobuchi,keyilikai,woyoumeiyoubiponi。”

bufangxinzhonggandaoyizhenhuiqi,yidazaomeiyoudenglaiguke,juranshidenglaileyigezhaochadeniangpao,zheizuoshengyizenmezheimenanni。

junqiaoxiaoshengcaishigengjiayumen,tashuangshoubaoxiong,lenglengdedingzhebufang,“heng!jijiangfashiba?niyidingyiweiwohuibeini**dao,ranhoudianyiyangcailaizhengmingduiba?ranhounijiuwanchengleyichuizimaimai,bawodangyuandatouleduiba!”

bufangduizheigejunqiaoxiaoniangpaoshizaishiwuhuakeshuo,mianwubiaoqingdechaozhechufangzouqu,dasuankaishitademeirizuocailianxi。

“bushuohuale!xinxule?!beiwojielulenixianeyongxin,wuhuakeshuole!gaosuni,woxiaoxiaolongzaididoukeshijieruchoudedacaizi,zuitaoyannimenzheizhongyinxianderen。”junqiaoxiaoshengyijiuzaineierlengxiaochaofeng,danshidenglebantianjuranmeiyoutingdaobufangfanbo。

“woyidinghuigaosuzhenggedidouderen,rangnizheigexiaodianguanmen!e……huoxubuxuyaowo,sheikandaonineicaipinjiagedouhuijuedenishigeshagua!”

xiaoxiaolongjuedezijibeiwushile,youxienaohuo,jixuweixiedao。

anjing……xiaocanguanbiandeshifendeanjing,buguohenkuaicongchufangzhongbianshipiaochuleyizhenxiangqi。

xiaoxiaolongdenglebantian,dingzheneicaipushangdecaipinjiagekanleliangyan,zuihouchelexiazuijiaoyaoleyaotoubianshidasuanliqu。

yipanchaoqingcainengmaiyibaijinbi,zheijianzhi……sangxinbingkuang!

zaiqingfengdiguo,zuixiaodehuobidanweishitongbi,ertongbizhishangshiyinbi,yinbizhishangcaishijinbi,yimeijinbizugoudidouzhongputongjiatingyigeyuedehuoshifeile,yibaijinbi……neigenbenbushiputongrennenggouchideqide!

tebieshi,danchaofanjuranyaoyimeiyuanjing,yuanjingshishenme?neikeshixiushidebixupin,yimeiyuanjingxiangdangyuyiqianjinbi!

dingzheijiagedejueduishigefengzi!

nuqichongchongdexiaoxiaolongniutouzoudaolexiaocanguandemenkou,turan,biziweiweidesongdongleyixia。

“好香!”

yizhenxiangweicongchufangzhizhongpiaochu,yingraozaixiaoxiaolongdebizizhouwei,neixiangweisihubianweileshizhi,xiangshiyitiaoroushundesichou,qingqingdehuaguoxiaoxiaolongdemianpang,xiangshilianrenjiandeqingfu,rangxiaoxiaolonghunshendoushiyigeduosuo。

zhongyu,xiaoxiaolongzhidaozheiweidaoshicongnalichuanchudele,niutouchaozhehouchukanqu,zhijianyidaoxiaoshoudeshenyingcongneichufangzhongzouchu,qingzhangbaixideshouzhihaizhuazheyigeciwan,nongyudexiangweibuduandecongciwanzhongpiaodangerchu。

“nizheishidasuanlaiyouhuowome?heng!jiusuannizhudezaihaochi,woyebuhuiweinidejianzhamaidan!”

xiaoxiaolongkandaobufangchaozhetazoulai,aojiaodeyangleyangnaodai,lenghengdao。dangran,ruguotadebizibushiyizhizaisongdongdehua,bufangkenengzhendehuirenweitashiyigebuweishisesuodongdedayilizhiren。

zhongyu,xiaoxiaolonghaishirenshoubuzhuxiangweideyouhuo,fuzhongguluyishengxiang。

“jirannichengxinchengyideyaorangwopinchang,nei……wojiumianweiqinandechangyikouba。”

xiaoxiaolongzhuanguotou,duibufangshuodao,danyuqirengjiugaogaozaishang,fangfojilebufangduodademianziyiyang。

keshixiayike,xiaoxiaolongdeshenzijiangzhule,yinweibufangbingmeiyouzaitadeshenqiantingxia,ershizhijiewushileta,jingzhizoudaolemenkou。

mengbidexiaoxiaolonghaoshengqi,niuguotou,nushibufang,danqueshikandaolegengrangtaqifendeyimu。

yinweibufangjurandunzaileneitiaopazaimenkoudedaheigoushenbian,neichengzaizhenongyuxiangweideshiwu,baifangdaoleyitiaogoudemianqian。

“小黑,吃饭了。”

bufangdunxiashenzi,molemoxiaoheineiroushundebuzhanransihaochenaidemaofa,qingxiaoqilai。

kanzheyuanbenwujingdacaidexiaoheituranjingshendousoudeduizheciwanhengjihengjidechizhezijizuodeshiwu,bufangzuijiaoyangqiyisihudu。

xiaoxiaolongyouruzaoshoudaoleqingtianpili,taganjuedaobufangduitaderengejinxinglecanwurendaodewuru!

“你……你……”

xiaoxiaolongshenchutaneixiuzhangbaixidewanrunvrendeshouzhi,zhandoudezhizhebufang,zuichunduosuobuyi。

“yi?nihaimeizoua?”bufangyihuojiachayi。

neikuazhangdebiaoqing,rangxiaoxiaolongjuedeyouyigenwuxingdejianshichazailetadexinkou,e,haotong!

xiaoxiaolongduosuozhezuichun,biefendenuhengleyisheng,yizhijiaohenhendezaidishangyiduo,fangfo……sajiaoyibandeniutoubianshichongchulexiaocanguan。

bufangmianwubiaoqingdekanzhezheigeduojiaoerqudexiaoxiaolong,zuijiaoyiche。

“zheigexiaoniangpao……shaleba。”

xiaoxiaolongzoupaodaolemenkou,benlaidasuanyizoulezhide,keshibiziyoushisongdongleyixia,xiayishideniutoukanxiangleneidaheigouciwanzhongdeshiwu,neijinhuangdechaodanbaoguozhezhenzhubandemili,meidexiangshiyishupinyiban。

keshicikezaihulundechizheyishupindanchaofandequeshiyitiaodaheigou……heigou……gou!

“en?!”chidezhenghuandedaheigoudongzuoturanyizhi,sihuxinyousuogan,taiqitouyikan,faxianyigeniangpaojuranzaidingzhetadefanwankan,dunshidaheigoudegouyanzhongbengfachulejingtisecai。

yushizaixiaoxiaolongdemuguangzhong,daheigoudegouzhuazijiangciwanwanghuailiyibala,jingtidechaozhexiaoxiaolongzileyixiaya,neiyashanghaizhanzheweitunxiadefangfozhenzhuyibanyuanrundemili。

zheishibeiyizhigoujibishileme……

xiaoxiaolongmimanglechabuduoliangmiao,erhoudunshizhamao。

哒哒哒!

xiaoxiaolongmanlianzhangdetonghong,yanjingzhongxiangshikeyipenchuhuoyanyibandezouhuilexiaodianzhizhong。

bufangyijiumianwubiaoqing,pielexiaoxiaolongyiyan。

“jiwolaiyiwandanchaofan!heng!wojuedingyishenshidu,ruguobuhaochi!mingtianwobianshirangguanfulaifenglenidexiaodian!”

xiaoxiaolongbiezhezui,weixiedao。