第三章 不打不乖

fenglingturangandaoleyuanzhudefennu,tayebubayuanzhudeyuanqiyahuiqu,shunzhezheiguqiyizhangdawailefengxiaodetou,“woniangbuzaile,zheixiangfucaigengyaohaohaoduiwo,tongshimuqindediqinxiaojiebeishuchudeyatouzuojian,nicaicaiwoyaobazheixiaoxifangchuqu,diedeshixianbufangguoshei?”

fengxiaohaipadiyanleyankoushui,diedieyuanxianbuguantamenfushangderenqifufengling,yishizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan,ershizheishimeiyouchuanchuqu,buhuibaihuaixiangfudemingsheng。

zheizuojiandinvdeshieryaoshixieluchuqu,jingchengderenyikouyigetuomoxingzidounengbachengxiangfuyansi。

fengxiaoxiangdaozheidian,yanjingliliuluchukongjulai,dantamashangxiangdaozijihaiyouyigehoutai,youhuifulegaogaozaishangmanmubuxiedeyangzi,“wojiejieshidifei,nijiubupawojiejiexialingfani?”

fenglingyoushiyibazhang,bafengxiaodeliandawaidaolelingyibian,“biebanineizhangrerenyanfandelianjiwoluchulai。”

fengxiaoganggangshengqideruiqibeiyibazhangdadeqilingbaluo,youtingdaofenglingbuxiedeshengyin,“nijinguanqushuo,difeiyounengruhe,hainengzhengrilaifulikanwomeitiandanijibazhang?”

zheizhongshengyinlihanzhedebuxie、yane,mingmingshitayiqianjifenglingde,zheiyangdefanzhuanrangfengxiaoniejinlequantou,fengxiaotaiqiliangbiandoushibazhangyindelian,henshengfanbofenglingdehua,“nigan!”

fenglingzhijieyongyibazhanghuiyingta,“youhebugan?niyoubenshijiaonijiejielaixiangfu,laishuyishunilianshangdebazhangyin。”

fenglingchixiao,“yejiunixiangdeduo,wodichudexiaojie,daniyigeshuchudenverjiugendazhewanerside。”

fengxiaoduzirengyinyinzuotong,kexianzaizhinengqurudiwuzhushuanglian,tajueduibuhuifangguofenglingde。

fanggugukandedanzhanxinjing,tadaoshixiangbangfengxiao,keneifenglingdeyanshenshizaikepa,tayidongfenglingjiukanguolai,xiangshiyaobawanjianchuanxinyiyang,tabieshuodongle,lianqutongfengbaoxinyebugan。

fenglingrenglajisiderengxiafengxiaodetou,fengxiaoshunjianpazaidishang,zhanleyiliandehei。

fenglingdawanfengxiaoganjueyuanzhudeyuanqisanlebushao,xintouyeminglianglehenduo,landezaitongfengxiaozheteng,zhanqilaitilefengxiaoyijiao,“yihouyanjingcaliangdian,renqingchuzijishigeshenmedongxi。”

suihouyebuguandixiapazhedefengxiao,jiangqitarenkunchengyituanrengchuleyuanzi。

fanggugujimangguoqubafengxiaofuqilai,“xiaojie,xiaojie,douguainubi,douguainubimeibaohuhaoxiaojie,nubilianxiaojiedoubaohubuhao,nubihaiyaozheimingzuoshenmea!”

fanggugushuozhejiuyaoyitouqiangdi,fengxiaokanzhezhouweideren,zheibenshiyaoqifufenglingderen,zuihouquedoukanletadexiaohua。fengxiaoxintoudequruwufasankai,nahaiyouxinsizuzhifanggugu,xiangdaofanggugufangcaiwudongyuzhongdeyangzi,fengxiaoyibazhangshuaileguoqu。

fanggugushengshengshoulezheibazhang,yebugannamingquzhuangkelianle,youguoqufuzhufengxiao,“xiaojienixiangdajiudaba,zhiyaoninengxiaoqi。”

fengxiaokanfanggugulaoleizongheng,yanzhongqingzhenyiqie,bijingshicongxiaobazijikandadenainiang,tazaizenmeyebuhaozhenfaluo,tasikouzhufanggugudeshou,zhangzhangdezhijiaxianjintaderouli。

“fuwoquzhaowoniang,woniangyidinghuijiwochuzheikoueqide。”

fengxiaozhaolaideshihoulushizhengzaijichengxiangzuoliyi,lushijiandaonverlianshangdeyinzi,jimangfangxiayifuzhanqilai,jiaojidao:“zheishizenmele?”

tapianguotoukanxiangfanggugu,lushixianglaiwenrou,kanguolaideyanshenyeduoshidanxin,danfangguguwuduandalegelengzhan,limaguizaidishang,“furen,shierxiaojiezuodeya,nubibuhao,meiyoubaohuhaoxiaojie。”

fengxiaoyepazailushihuaili,“niang,niang,fenglingneigefengzitadawo,nijiwobaochou,nijiwoqujiaoxunta。”

lushixintenghuaile,paizhefengxiaodebei,“nimendouxiaquba。”fangguguhuangluanditaitoukanleyiyan,lushiyanyuzhongduolejifenbuyichajuedeyanli,“niyexiaqu。”

daizhongrendouxiaquhoulushibanverconghuailifuqilai,“xiaoer,nizenmehefenglingqilechongtu?”

fengxiaokudao:“tadalefanggugu,woqibuguojiuquzhaoleta,meixiangdaotajiugenfengleyiyang,xianzaizhenggeyuanzidouzhidaowodexiaohuale,niang,nijiwozuozhu,niquchuzhita。”

lushimouzhongfuza,yongshoupayidiandiandicaganfengxiaolianshangdelei,“chengxiangfutangtangzhengzhengdeqianjindaxiaojie,nalinengsuibiankukutiti。”tayibianqingroudicazhe,yibianjiaodao,“niangbushishuole,rangnibiequzhaofenglingdemafanma?”

fengxiaodeleiyouchulaile,“nandaojiurangwoderenbaibaibeitaqifuma?”

lushitanleyikouqi,molemofengxiaodetou。

“shaguniang,nishixiangfudeqianjin,youduoshaorenzhidangnizijiquchulide?”lushiyiziyidun,shensewenrou。

fengxiaoxianruleshensi,erhoubanxinbanyidikanzhelushi,lushijiannverbuzaikule,bashoupafangdaoyibian,jianghuashuodegengqingchuleyidian,“nishixiangfuxiaojie,naxiebunengqinshouzuo,xinlidejide。”

fengxiaomingbailedian,wozhulushideshou,“niang,youxieshiniyeshibunengzuodema?”

lushidiandiantou,fengxiaoyanyouyoudianhong,“womingbaile。”

lushipaipaitadeshou,“danshihuileyigeren,zanmenyoudeshifazi。”

fengxiaoshuditaiqitou,yanzhongdaizhekuangre。

fenglingzaifangjianligousilebantianzijideshiyanshideshiqing,tashiyidingyaohuidaoxiandaide,erqieyuekuaiyuehao,suoyijianzaoshiyanshijiushidangwuzhiji。

danshiyouxinerwuyinzi,zheirangfenglingyouxiefachou。

fenglingzhengzaixiangbanfadeshihou,yougexiaoyatoulaile,xiaoyatoubigongbijingdizaimenwaishouzhe,butaitouduokanyiyan,“erxiaojie,laoyefenfuwodainiqushufang。”

yuanlaishigenzaineibianyilaodieshenbiansihoude,guaibudeyouguijuduole。

fenglingyongjiaozhitouxiangyezhidaozheishifengxiaogaozhuangle,tarenzaiwuyanxia,yuanyidizheigetou,ruanshengdao:“diezenmeturanhuanwoguoqu?woyouxiehuangkong,haiqingjiejiezhidianyier。”

binvlianmangbaishou,“buganbugan,xiaojiezheiyangjiaokeshizheshanubile。”

fenglingtaimou,yanzhongsiyouningzhu,binvbujinyeyouxiexinteng,tangtangdexiangfudinvjingluodaolexiangtayigenubiweiquqiuquandedibu。

“zheicidechashuimeishanghaojiaoxiangyeshuaile,furenzaishufanganweini。”

fenglingjianbinvmushiqianfang,fenglingyeduanduanzhengzhengdizouzhe,zhiweishengluchulianggezilai,“duoxie。”

binvsuoyan,yishirangtazhidao,shufangliyousangerendengzhetani,fenglingzuijiaoningchulengyilai。

fenglinghaiweijinshufangjiuyiganjuedaolediqiya,tadadafangfangdizoulejinqu,gangjinshufang,yizhanchabeijiuluodaoletajiaobian。

“guixia!”nanrendeshengyinhunhou,baohanzhejuliedenuqi,fenglingzhidaozheijiushitazheijushentidefuqinfenghaomingle。