yuye，chuangwaibolimenglongyiceng，yinyunzhewuqi。nongchoudemuseli，buyuanchuchengshilixuanlidenihongdengbeiyunranchengyicucuwuyanliusedeguangyun，guangdianshierdashierxiao，yesemeili，xiandefenweiaimeiyini。
chuangwaiyejingjishizaimei，yebibushangwuneibutingshengwendechanmian。
nvhaiyishengjiaochen，xiangshizaiheiyeliqingqinghuaguo，younaoyouyang。
“songhuaiye，buzhunqinnei！”
tabaixixianxideshouzhichuanchazainanrenweiluandeheifali，tatingdaotadehuansheng，tingxiazuilideshiqing，taiqitou，chengqiyoulideshoubeizaitashence，xiazhangdeheimouweimizhe，meiyanshangyang，zuijiaosihuhaizhanzhelianyandeshuizi，yandijinshiqingyu。
“zenmele？”taerjianweihong，shengyindiyadao。
songhuaiyehoulongmodiyichuyishengqingxiao，xiuzhanggujiedeshouzhiqingtiaoqitaerbianchuixiadesuifa，weifuxiashen，yiquanyiquanjiangnvhaiwuheidefasi，chanraozailengbaideshizhishang，ditouetoukaozhetade，qingroudicengleceng。
heimouyishunbushundidingzhetayinyuefanhongdeyanwei，qingshengshuo：“buzang。”
yuluo，wenningzhanglezhangzui，xiangshuoxieshenme，quebeitashensuideyanjingzhishizhe，banshangmeishuohua。
“keyima？”songhuaiyezaizhengqiutadeyijian。
ruguobukeyidehua，tahuixiangshangcineiyangtingxia。
shenyelushangxingrenhenshao，zhijibayansedesanmian，zoudaoyinyingchushi，yezhujianbeizhegaizhuyuanbendeyanse，beiyipianheianlongzhaoqinshifugaizhe。
ruodadeluodichuangzheshechufangjianlifeicededaoying。
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xiarichanmingshengbuduan，zhengfenggangxiaguoyichangdayu，kongqilishidadade，mimanzhefangxianjundeweidao，yourouzazheqingcaohenitufanchudeqixi。
bayueshujia，wenningheshiyoulinranranyuehaolequkanhuazhan，bangwanhuilaideshihou，zhengqiaopengshanglezheichangturuqilaideleizhenyu。yidianleishengdoumeida，meiyouyuzhaodexiazhe，jiuxiangshitaturanhuilaile。
dachedaodejia，yinweichuandeshibaisechenshan，xiacheshihoubeibeiyudashideneikuaihaimeiyouwanquangantou，shenseyixiaokuai，niandadadijintiezhepifu，youxienanshoudehuang。
想赶紧到家洗个澡。
tajiangshoulidesanxiandouledoushangmiandeshui，ranhouzaichengkai，fangzaiyuanzilikongkuangdedifang。
huilailushang，helinranranyiqimailemouduanshipinshangmiandenaichayouhuiquan。
queshitinghuasuande，liangbeimaixialaiyigongcai20。
jisongnvshidaileyibeiqingtixiaoqingning，tabijiaoaihesuande。
zijimaideshishaobingcaomeinaidong，shuozheshaobing，daojiamenkoubingkuaiyijinghualebushao。
“songnvshi，wohuilaile。”wenninggangjinmen，jiuduiwuliqinghanzhe。
xingxushiyinweishengyinchuanbo，yeshixuyaoshijiande，banxianglitoucaichuanchushengyin：“ningninghuilaila！”
wenninghuanxiedeshihou，youzhuyidaoxiejiashangfangzheyishuangheisezengliangdenanshipixie，talenglexia，songbachuchahenjiumeihuilaile，xiemakanzheyebuxiangshitade。
家里是来客人了吗？
tabanyouyuzhezoujinqu，yanliandouranchuxianmenglishuxidexiaoyanshi，jiaobuturandunzhu。
nanrenlansandikaozaishafabeishang，shuangtuiweifenkai，tuodiaolewaimiandeheisexizhuang，suiyidirengzaiyipang，xiukoubeitawanqi，luchulengbaidewangu，shangmiandaizhebuzhipaizidebiao，hunandenuanguangxia，yinbiaoqingxiezhe，yinyinfanzhelengguang。
jiandaowenning，tazuijiaoliezhehuaixiao，zhongfengdediyijuhuashi：“ze，haoxueshenghuilailea。”
weishenmeshuowenningshi“haoxuesheng”，yinweitarenshengxuanzeyibubuanzhaofumudeguihua，congweichucuo。
ersonghuaiyezeshigeliwai。
songnvshishouliduanzheshuiguopinpan，bianzouyanjingdengleyiyansonghuaiye，jiaohaobukeqiditiletitashenchulaidezhangtui。
“buxukai**meiwanxiao。”
biejijialiweiyidexiaozhengmiao，jidaiwaile。
wenningshiwusuideshihou，beisongnvshihesongbacongfuliyuanjiehuilaide。
tongchangjialiyouyigenanhaijiuyijinggoule，danaiyuxiaoshihoudesonghuaiyeshengxialaijiuyuwangchanghaizibuyiyang，bugouyanxiao，tingledongdianrenhuadeshihou，bietixiaole，lianshuohuadoulandeshuo。
dangshihaiyiweixiaosonghuaiyeshengbingle，daitaquyiyuan，jieguojianchabaogaoxianshihenjiankang。
doushuoxiaohaixiaoshihouhaowan，songnvshiyidianmeiganjuedao。
danyoubuxiangzaishengyige，yushitahesongbashangliang，qufuliyuanlingyangyige。
getianyijiasankouquwangfuliyuan，daoledifang，yiqunhuopoyangguangdexiaohaiweileshanglai，kandesongnvshixindouyaohuale。
“xiaozi，nixihuannagedang**mei？”songnvshitaishoupailepaiyouxiajiao，quepulegekong，talenglexia，zhoumeiditouwangyoubiankan，neiliyuanbenyinggaiyougeaiaidexiaoshenying，quebujianle，shenmedoumeiyou。
连个影也没有。
宋女士：“……”
danciketaneixinqiangdadehen，songhuaiyejiuliangzhixiaoduantui，nengpaonaqu？
zheibu，zaiwangyuanchutiaowang，jiukanjianneixiaozishuxidexiaoshenying，dunzaihuacongli，zhiluchugexiaonaodai。
songnvshizouguoqu，yuanlaineilibuzhiyousonghuaiye，haiyougeshuilinglingdenvhai。
nvhailiangbianzhazhezhengqidemahuabian，jiemaoshengdeyouzhangyoumi，yanjingshuiwangwangyipian，qiaorenkandeshihouxiangshiranleyicengshuiwu，chuanzheyouxietunlesedeniuziqun，buzhengbuchao，kaikoudiyijuhuajiushi：“yiyihao。”
“nihao，nijiaoshenmemingziya？”songnvshiduitashuohuadeyuqibuzijuefangqinglexie，shengpashengyindalejitahezhele。
“wenning。wenshuidewen，qingningdening。”
duonianhoudesonghuaiyehuixiangqilaideshihou，zhongyuzhidaoweishenmeshiwenshuidewenle。
kansiyibeiwenshui，heqilaipingdanmeiwei，danmeitiandoushaobuleneibei，shenzhiyoushihouyueheyueduo。qingningdening，pinqilaigenwusewuweidewenshuixiangbi，xingchengxianmingdeduibi，youleqiandiaodeguadan，chendehoudiaogengshangyin。
songhuaiyeneinianzhengfengqisui，yuwenningxiangchaliangsui。
tayiyankanzhongwenningdeyuanyin，diyi，zhangdeshunyan；dier，buguozao。
pingshigentawandexiaohaidoutainaole，tahaishixihuangenganjingdiande。
erqiewenningkanzhejiuhenhaoqifu，keyizhihuitadangtadexiaodi，weitapaotui。
xiaosonghuaiyezuijiaoshangyang，chaozhesongnvshi，shouzhixiangzhewenning：“yaotazuowodemeimei。”
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入坑指南：
1.nannvzhushuangjie，bingwuxueyuanguanxi。
2.nannvzhusanguandouhenzheng，zheishiwoxieshubixude。
3.zuozhewenhuashuipingyouxian，ruyounalixiedebudang，qingzhichu，xuxinqiujiao。
4.jirankaishileyibenshu，neimebixianannvzhudoushixianhuode，ruguoleixinggetedian，qingbuyaoyanyugongji。
5.zhiyuhehaishibe，yeshizuizhongyaodeyigewenti，zaishuweiwanjiezhiqian，wobuxiangguoduotoulu。（zhuyaowozanshihaimeixiangdaojieweineikuai，meiyougushidagang，xiangdaoshenmexieshenme，jiuxiangniderenshengguiji，suiranshishunzheguidaofazhan，danchalukouhenduo，xuanzebuyidingzhiyouyige。）
6.yishangjiushiwomuqianxiangshuode，zhudajiayueduyukuai。