第1章 这是什么情况

shunhebian,yi**renweizaiyiqi,chaochaonaonao,changmianjiqihunluan。hebiantanglegeguniang,yanjingjinbi,shenzirangcaobujigaizhulekanbujianle,danyizhanglianqueshipaodecanbai。

“nana!wodenana!”zhaoshizuozaineishitipangbiankudesixinliefei。

weiguanderenqunliyourenxiaoshengshuozhe:“tangjiayatouzhenshi...”shuodaozheilijingshibuzhigaishuoshenme。

tangdewulideguizuozaipangbian,waiyituolegaizaileshitoudenvershenshang,zhunqueshuo——nvershitishenshang。

zhaoshikudehaobuqican,yipanghaidunzheyigenianqingnanzi,qiaozhetingjianzhuangde,zhoushenshilegetou。

weiguandedoushishunhecunderen,zuolinyoushedeyeshicongxiaokanzheneinishuidenvzi,yejiushitangjiayatouzhangdade,shiwuliusuiderener,jintianyaojiachuqule,tamenquandoulaipengchang,naliaodao,xiaoyatoushigexingziliede,buyuanjiabianbale,jingshitouhele!

yipoziqiaoshengwendao:“neixiaohuozi,bianshigebicunlaiqutangjiayatoudezhujiade?”pangbianwangjiashenzitanleyishengshuodao:“shi,jiaozhubo,neixiaohuoziyeshigehaode,zhijietiaojinhelijiubarenjiuqilaile。zhishibuxiaodezheiyatoumingdabuda,ai,zheicunlitouhaohaodexishi...”

sheiyemeizhuyidao,tangzhedexiaoyatoujiemaoqingzhanlexia。

痛!热辣辣的疼!

yanjingkanbujian,qiheiyipian,tonggangewaiqianglie!conghoulongdaofeili,huoshaohuoliaodetengtong!

tangnanbuzhidaozijizheishizenmele,turanmengranyidaobaiguang,tashuangyandouranzhengkai,“ke!ke!ke...”

tangnanqiangchuhaojikoushuilai,pangbianyinanziyanjishoukuai,limajiangtafuqi,youqingqingpaitadebeijitashunqier。

shentili**deganjuemanmanzaixiaosan,tangnanganjidekanleyiyanneinanzi,yi!haohei!

但是长得真俊!

buguo?zheichuandezheiyifuzahuishi,zheibushihanfuma?erqiekanzheliaozijiucucao。najiadianpudezuogong?

“a!nan!nanna!nizayang!”

tangnanturanyanqianyihei,yituanshenyingpuguolai,tahaimeilaidejiduojiubeirenyibazanzhuleshou。

“nihesiniangleawodenana!”tangnanmianqiandezhongniannvzishenshoujiuxiangda,hedetangnanyiduosuo,neinvrenyouxintengdeshouleshou,yihuiermomotadelian,yihuiermomotadeshou。

pangbiandetangdeyeshikanzhetayanleizhiliu,manliandeyouhuiyoutong,dengzheyishuanghongtongtongdeyanquanzhanyebushizuoyebushi。

tangnanzhengzhengdekanzhe,youweiyangqitoukanzhezhouweiyiquanderen,kanzhezhouzaocongweijianguodehuanjing,taxinlishengqileyigeguiyideniantou——chuan...yuele??!

完了!

tangnandiyigeniantoujiushiwanle!taganggangyanjiuchuzuixindemeifupeifang,zheigechengguokeyishuoshishijiexingde,talijijiuxiangyaogenyanjiusuobaoxi,jieguoyinweitaizhuanzhusantianmeichifanzhijieeyunguoqule。

ganqingtabushieyunleshiesile?

tabuzaihuchuanyue,dantazaihunengbunengjixugaoyanjiu!

jiuzheipodifang!jishushebeiyouduoluohoukexiangerzhi!budui!genbenjiumeiyoujishushebei...

tangnanpale,youqiyanqianzheixiecunminhaixinxidedouchaozhetasanfazheposu...erpinqiongdeqixi。

liangyanyifan,tangnan“geng”deyishengyunleguoqu。

dangran,tashijiazhuangyunleguoqu。

tangnandeniangjingjiaojisheng,tadiehezhubomangtaiqita,cunminmenshoumangjiaoluanderangkailu。

“yunguoqu”detangnanbiaoshi,tabuxiangmianduizheiyiqie。

takanguoxiaoshuo,yibannvzhujiaodoushichuanyuedaoleshenmegongzhu**deshenshang,haihuijichengyuanzhudejiyi,ranhounixifanpan,shougemeinan。

suoyitazuocuoleshenme,fangcaitarouyansuojian,neigeqiongnanrenshenshangdeliaozi,cudetadouyaohuaiyishinamatiaozhijiebiande,haiyouhebiandeneixietufangzi,zhenshijiushi——tufangzi!

erqieshuohaodejichengjiyini!tanaoziliyipiankongbai!

suanle,taxiangjingyijing,tayibianzhuangyun,yibiantingzhegenguolaideyixiecunminmenqizuibashe,yuanlaigangcaineigeheishuaigeshiyuanzhudezhunlaogong,jieguoyuanzhuyishengbujiaiziyou,tiaohedoubujia。haitingshuoneizhubopinlixialewuliangyinzishidanliangshibanbianzhu,tangnantingzheneixiepopomendekouqi,kanlaishitingduodele。

tangnanxinxiaxiangzhe,kanlaizheizhubozheshibucuo,zheipinlixianshideyeshiyigenanrendexinyihedandang,shirangniangjiarenfangxin,quhuijialehuihaohaoduidai,zaishuoyuanzhukeshidangzhongliaoletademianzi,dantabujiqianxian,fangcaiguolaipaibeiyehenshishoufencun。

ai,zijiduizheilideshehuihuanjingyeshiquanranbuzhi,liangyanyimohei,zheikezenmebana?

henkuaitangnanjiubeitaidaolejiazhong,haimeijinmenni,jiutingdao“pingpingpangpang”deshengyin,haiyouyigeeshengeqidenanrendecusangyinhouzhe:“xingtangde!duonaqule!”

tangnandeniangzhaoshihedegengdeyisheng,buganzaiku,yishuangshouduosuodebuxing,xiayishijiushandaoletangnanshenqiandangzhe。

tangnanganjuedaozhaoshizhuazhezijideshou,xinzhongyinuan,turanxiangdaolezijizaozaobingshidemuqin,zhuanerxinliyoujuedesuanse。

tangnandedietangdetingzhedongjingyijingcaidaoleshisheile,zheihuierxianglilinjudedouzaizheili,tayizhanglaolianshizaiguabuzhu,tengdehonglegetou。

jinerzhenshi!quanganyikuaile!

zhuboyuanbengenzaitangdeshenhou,tingdaozheidongjing,zhoulezhoumei,butaifangxin,qiaowuhenjideyidaole“hunmi”detangnanpang。

neicusangyindenanrenjiaowushuo,yijiandaotangdejinlaile,dangjiyi**wanghunyandezhuzuoshangzuole,xiezheyishuangyanjing,kanzhetangdelengxiaodao:“xingtangde,bushimeiqianma?wokanzheilirenaodehenna,genlaoziwanerhuayangni?”

tangdedangjiyizhanglianzhouchengleyikuaimobu,nanyiqichidao:“wudageniwuhuile,shizaishimeiqianle,jie...jienideyinzi...zaijidianshijian,wo...yidinghai...”

wushuoliezuibuxieyixiao,niletangdeyiyan,fengxiaodao:“nidanglaozishazini!”shuowanzhanqilaiyijiaotidaolemianqiandezhuozi,jixushuodao,“laoziyemeishijiangennilangfei,zaimexianzaijiaoqian,zaimewozhijiedairenzou。”

tangdeshashijianliansekuabaiyipian,haobunankan,zhaoshiyitingshuodairenzouhuangmangpuguoquzhuazhetangdedeshouwendao:“dangjiade!nidaodijieleduoshaoqian?daizourenshizenmehuishi?”

tangdeyanshenduoduoshanshanbugankan,zuibanieruhaojicishuobuchugehualai,wushuoqiaozhedaoshixiaochulaile,haopiqidao:“jiedebuduo,erliangyinzi,jieliangyue。”